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i am blessed with the fact that i despise sweets. i see them to be utterly pointless. however, even though i eat quite healthy, i eat more than i should and don't get enough exercise. i recently bought a nice mountain bike and thats helped a lot. its actually fun to ride and you burn mad...

virgin!! lurkingdirk is one.

daylight savings time is like making your blanket longer by cutting a foot off the bottom end and sewing it on the top. glad we don't do it here. its fugly.

one word: nibelheim.

real chocobos are 16 bit at most.

lets talk more about her phone bill.

played the demo earlier today. it wasn't what i thought it would be. it was like zelda in the exploration mode and the battles were like quest 64 a little, sans the polygon of area. i was expecting turn based old school ****. i was surprised.

you cant win em all:

the flu.

who you calling a *****?

i don't know, did you put your bong away?

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Cookie

what about oo, ee, oo, ah, ah, ting, tang, walla walla bing bang?

for the first post, its pulp fiction. the second one made via hijacker is called snakes on a plane.

looking at that thread, i can concur, someone definitely was smoking crack. now im not pointing any fingers, but i am playing with my winkie.

snakes on a plane.

good vid. im also not competitive, i **** the drama. when they pulled that **** at work at a previous job, **** got crazy. i never want part of it.

sabrina deep left her plug converter here. bidding starts at $1.00.

/\ anders faps to that lisa ann set during lunch at work.

Re: All OCSMs need to read this.... oh come on with the politics. gtfo!

gay.

... i better bring **** money saturday. ;)

ooo, sophie looked her best right there. nom nom nom.

only spools rush in where angels fear to thread.

sew what!

true, have we been needing a new thread. it's okay, i've got it all sewn up. i mean, hey, i'm not a knit-wit. as for the OP, keep it buttoned up. no more hemming and hawing.

i find it ironic that there is no jennas listed on a thread by someone called jennafan.

just fucking watch it already. http://javdict.com/info/6293/daisy.html#.UVqAqpZ8RYA also... *fap* http://javdict.com/info/4392/my-girl-–-yumi-miyashita.html#.UVqAzJZ8RYA ps, dont actually try and play it, its a trap! but the pictures were the point.

dude. thats gonna be sweet. i do hope to see her. ill be sure to wear an extra pair of undies for that one.

i think my invitation was lost in the mail.

this theory is so ****** wrong. there is no point in choosing someone to win on purpose. what, you think they split the money or something? next time, register before and get some posts under your belt. the more posts, the more power you have. i think that this year showed that the board...

just finished RBI baseball 3 on nes with the dodgers. that game is fun.

benjamin franklin didn't have an electricity bill.

seriously? gtfo.

it was kinda cool. i was excited about it and was always curious. i actually felt the pop. she said ow ow ow just like that, then i just tried to make it quick. i was gentle and slow. didn't take forever so she wasnt in pain all night. next day when i woke up, she was up and jumping on a...

the words: Not-So-Precise, have never been more true. ;) its safe to say, we were all surprised.

shhh, lets not ruin it.

it would be a piece of cake. if no one else wants in, ill handle it.

i took my girls. she's the only real virgin ive been with. i had one other tell me she was but im still not buying it.

:1orglaugh

right behind you. in more ways than one. dude, you know how many times ive been there? once is bad enough. ***** your ****, and enjoy it. let it lull you into a sound *****. you'll feel better soon. thats a promise. ima ***** and extra one for you. by the way, my girl just told me we...

all the ff7 cut scenes were awesome. there's wasn't many, so they were extra special. now, i see games that are cutscenes all day.

fuck DST. the one good thing about the az desert is we don't do it. we don't adjust our time EVER. oh, also, im voting for you to go to bed. only because its snuggle time.

so much drama. this is like a hair salon. an E, if you please.

hmm, thanks. im gonna throw some of these around and see what i can fit. i like the goose thing. and chocolate... thats not so horrible.

here's what im gonna run for my quick easter game. i couldnt think of anything to do with easter besides finding golden eggs or something. ....well, i guess ill actually have them find golden eggs in it, but still...

true. unless you have a top-loader. no blowing!

meanwhile, my original NES still works perfectly. go figure.