Search results

Kebert Xela

Sasha Grey seems like a deep, complicated and intelligent person. Much more so than your average porn chick anyway. I'm not suprised that she's getting "mainstream" work. I also wouldn't be shocked if she turns out to be a really convincing actress. I know I'm looking forward to seeing this...

Re: Who made you cum today? Nazar and Ayana Angel

wrong devon. boooooooooooo

Walcott

http://galleries.cumbang.com/movies/05/index.php?nats=dogs2fuck:pps30:cumbang&content=brown_sugar

I don't know. Maybe. That's a touchy situation. Especially if you really like her. I guess I would if I had too. Like if it was just too bad to ignore. Cuz stinky pussy is a sure fire way to make me lose my wood.

Re: Sexy News /Weather / Reporters / Journalists How about that Rachel Maddow? She's a hot piece of lesbian ass.:rolleyes: Well, maybe not. But I like her MSNBC show.:thumbsup:

I can see why a chick that does porn and has her asshole on display all the time would want to get this done. It does make the asshole look better. Although I don't see the benefit for most people.

I use a trimmer with a short guard. Then I edge everything up with no guard on the trimmer. That's all. Just make everything short and even. I don't shave anything completely bare, not even my balls, because it's too uncomfortable. It itches too much and you end up with your bare balls...

I have always had this fantasy of seeing Kim Kardashian suck and fuck a black guy on a badly lit home video. Unfortunately, I don't think this will ever happen for me. Although if it does, I promise to blow my brains out immediately after seeing it.

The real question is, who would you most like to exsanguinate if you were a vampyre?

Yeah. I would become a vampyre if it was real. The immortality would be worth the downsides of having to give up food and sunlight.

Missionary with my hand around her throat. Cuz I like to look a bitch in the eyes while I'm violently defiling her.;)

Cumming in your pants in a gentlemens club is not very "G". Kinda makes you look like a sad, no pussy gettin' punk. No offense.

I have no idea what to do with Romo out. Other than Larry fitzgerald, Romo has been my best and most consistent producer. I don't have a solid back-up. I drafted Bulger as a back-up, but he was benched this season so I dropped him. I now have JT O'Sullivan but I only planned on using him on...

Some rap is good. I do like some of it. With that said. LIL WAYNE IS A TALENTLESS HACK! How the fuck does someone who can't even rap become a famous rapper????? His **** sucks. It's horrible. Who the fuck likes that garbage? Come on people.

I can't believe how bad my team performed this week. Plus I lost Joseph Addai and Tony Romo to injury. Romo could be out 4 weeks. Who knows when Addai will return. Luckily, my next two games are against sirius and the ckb. So I may still save the season. But things don't look good for me...

1 o'clock games are almost over and I can tell you already that I am going to lose this week. Addai got injured in the first quarter, my TE hasn't made one catch, and nobody else is doing anything productive. So congratulations Baill Inneraora. Barring a miracle, you're gonna be a winner this...

Use a clean persons ****. That's the only way to pass. The "cleanser" doesn't work and neither does ******** lots of water. You could also stop smoking for 3-4 weeks. That works too.

I just hit him up with the big disaproval. Now I wouldn't suggest that everybody else do the same but.... Well.... I don't think you should feel bad about it if you do. That's all I'm sayin'. If you feel the need to neg rep him, then you shouldn't feel guilty about doing so. I'm not...

"My friends, As you know, I was ******** for 5 years in a Vietnamese prison camp. And because of the injuries I sustained while serving my country, I cannot move my arms in a throwing motion. So unfortunately, I will have to suspend my campaign for the title of the "Who can pick up the biggest...

I'll wait and see it one night when I come home ****** and turn on HBO and it just happens to be on. Then I'll ******** half way through it.

Here's a question. Who is the manager of the Crlina KNght-BrdCats? :ban: I wanna know so I can neg rep him for being a total waste of space in the FOFFL.

My Morning Jacket- Evil Urges/ Touch Me pt.1 w/lyrics My Morning Jacket "Touch Me I'm Going To Scream Part II"

Those were 3 tuff 3-2 teams. Just curious, what do you think your chances are this week?

Yes, but the metal rim around the drain often chafes the skin on my penis.

No, but I bet you do.:D

You're 2-3 bro. Thats not that bad. Just two games outta first place. You got Drew Brees, Ronnie Brown, Brian Westbrook. But if your giving up on the season then there are some trade discussions that I think me and you should have.

I can tell you which one is the worst. Law and Order STDU (Sexually Transmitted Disease Unit)

I can't wait for Profs weekly analysis this week. Should be interesting as always.

NEWS ALERT! A spectator at the presidential debate in Nashville made a shocking discovery last night. When the debate was over, and Barack Obama was shaking hands and taking pictures with audience members, this spectator noticed that a piece of paper fell out of Obama's pocket. The spectator...

The only people who are hung up on the race issue are the people who hit the lock on their car door at stop lights when they see a black man on the side walk. You know what I'm talking about.

It was a lame attempt at humor. Notice how the bad is the same as the good? See how that works? Anybody? Somebody? Hello? Did I just hear a cricket?

Since you don't follow politics and admit that you barely watch the news, why should anyone take any opinion of yours seriously when it comes to these matters????????????

Devon 1 Carmen 2 Jesse 3

The Good: 1. He's intelligent 2. He's articulate 3. He's good looking 4. He's magnanimous 5. He's beneficent The Bad: 1. He's almost too intelligent 2. He's almost too articulate 3. He's almost too good looking 4. He's almost too magnanimous 5. He's almost too beneficent

Spelling "type" with an i instead of a y was intentional. Sorry you didn't pick up on that. And I wasn't aware that most college grads have been contestants on "Who wants to be a millionaire" and "Are you smarter than a fifth grader".

Gee wizz. You tipe good for someone with not much edgamacation.

When customers give exact change and treat delivery drivers like ****, they usually get their next pizza order covered in one or more bodily fluids.

Actually, humans have only been around for less than 1% of Earth history. Most species that have inhabited this planet have gone extinct long before humans existed. We are newcomers. Barely noticable on the geologic timescale.

Here's an even scarier fact. 99% of all species that ever existed on this planet are already extinct. We're all gonna die. It's just a matter of time before a big-ass asteroid or meteor slams into Earth and ***** every living thing on the planet. Though probably not in any of our lifetimes.

Look at this. C. Greenway credited with 5 tackles and a ****** fumble at nfl.com: http://www.nfl.com/gamecenter?game_id=29602&season=2008&displayPage=tab_gamecenter C. Greenway credited with just 4 tackles and nothing else at Yahoo...

Anyone who thinks christians, jews, and muslims are any less wacko than scientologists needs to have their head examined. It's all make believe people.

If a CEO can earn that much money by running his company into the ground, I wonder what a CEO of a profitable company can earn? Must be in the billions. God I can't wait til I finish my MBA. Maybe one day I too can become wealthy being a crummy corporate officer.

At the end of the game Greenway had 4 solo tackles and two assisted takles by my count as well as a ****** fumble. Yahoo has only credited him with the 4 solo tackles. I can understand missing the assisted tackles but missing a ****** fumble that was one of the biggest plays in the game, how...

http://www.sexstarsonly.com/blackicepass/54BrownSuga/index1b.html

OK. This is ******* me off. I'm watching the MNF game right now. I've counted 3 solo tackles and a ****** fumble by Chad Greenway as of the 8:00 mark of the second quarter. However, Yahoo sports has only credited him with 1 solo tackle and nothing else. This means that my fantasy team is...

Religious faith matters about as much as my nephews belief that his stuffed frog "Stevie" is a real live sentient being.

Not saying Obamas exempt from anything. Question him all you like. But the "Obamas an undercover terrorist" claims are just as ridiuclous as the "9/11 was an inside job orchestrated by the Bush administration" claims. If your gonna ****** somebody, ****** them with something believable...