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booooooooooooo!!

she needs to plant something in that flower pot! i cant fap without flowers in the flower pot!!

i know, you can't ban yourself. shame. besides, petra's tried, and i know brodkill still tries. even without his big boy's mod pants he still tries.

squally kisses and tells. aint that right, anders?

blowjob.

im being nice this year so i wont go there.

it us sad, isnt it? what's happening is all political. trick or treating has a curfew, around me its 9pm. so i shuts down at 8:30. its bullshit. so.. they get 2 hours of night to do ****. and they got al these fair-weather parents scared to death of kidnappings or whatever the fuck. oh...

i can tell you, a lot of the **** ive seen on film, ive seen in an adult store i used to work at. its nothing special and a lot of them carry similar stuff. at least, higher end ones. not typical jack-shacks.

to the OP: you just made it worse. to the bumper: you fail.

looks fine to me, of course, there's photoshopping galore. i was expecting worse. she's looking fine. in fact, better than before. i never got into her before but she looks better now, evidently.

right. with most of the "flesh-like" materials, silicon lube is a no-no. it melts the material so you always should go with a water-based one. its nothing special, though they usually pack it when a certain brand. ID lube is a big packaged lube but its just waterbased. in the world of lube...

MY watch, bitches. i can feel it in the air.

inside or outside? my girl said the same thing, house window. i told her someone might come and nick it.

prolly when she was all non-anal. i remember waiting to rent her first anal scene when it came out. but all the girls at the adult store had it in their queue first. it was old news before i got my hands on it. wasn't all that great but it was really popular with the girls.

i have a jenna haze pussy and ass. that thing is awesome. had it for like 7 years.

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i got it from a comic called mikes left hand back around 2001. a gf i had showed me the comic and the rest is history. http://sexylosers.com/028.html it was around longer than it was cool. the internet has really changed since then.

im getting sasha grey's pussy and ass soon. been waiting to grab that one. i shoulda nabbed it when i worked at the adult store. woulda got 50% off. lifesize and no holding it like you're jerking it. the material is better than the fleshlights for sure.

fap. - - - Updated - - - fap.

overrated if you ask me. id rather go for something i could lay down on the counter like a pussy and ass. i own a couple of those and they are proper. with fleshlights, you're still using your hand. the material is a touch sticky compared to cyberskin or UR3.

hit it, i would.

do you know how long i've waited for you to tell me that?

petra just got hotter.

exclusive sites shoot their own content, others purchase the rights to other peoples content. it all depends on what you're trying to do. as for how much to expect from selling yours.. could be as much as a free pass to a site to who knows. i shot for a short time too but never sold any...

pocket legends. how the fuck did i get back into that? sigh.

neat. i remember when i finally took auto as a senior as a last resort i actually liked it a lot and regretted not taking it earlier. funny that this engine design hasn't really been changed for so long. you cant tell me there isn't a more efficient way. besides alternative fuel.

i never heard of that. only 5 in existence? crazy ****. that one im curious about. 1st edition charizard.. they must have been fucking pros to swing a deal like that. that some serious trading. ima look it up.

have you ever explained why you hang around a porn forum if you're so much against it? its like if i joined a nickleback forum just to tell them how much balls they suck everyday. really, i totally could, but then again, what's the fucking point? honestly mate, im curious. what's the deal?

/\ kinda cool.

ill post a pic if you be quiet.

you haven't finished those yet?!

i've noticed every one of your pooooooooooooooosssssssstssss llllllllloooooookkkk likeeeeee thisssssssssssssssssss. who are you, michelangelo? tell splinter i said whaaaaaaaaaaats up duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudeeeeee.

always with the penis jokes...

suddenly, mystery girl sounds hot.

that was three words, gtfo!

its been a very hard decision, but i have decided to take over as managing director. i will do my duties as Mr. Riepen had previously done, up to the FOs standards. these duties will includes, watching porn, whacking to porn, teasing regina, yawning at anders, pinching regina's butt, going to...

you fail.

oranges!

13 words for you: fuck you! and an additional 13 for you: also, facts is facts, bitch. old or not. so eat a big dick.

4 words: cir cum cis ion.

i rode in the back of mine recently, its filthy back there. the ceiling is all nasty, if really needs to be clean. shoe prints. not joking.

not bad. not bad at all.

reminds me my old favourite, mike's left hand. 'joy. http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2076520/Mikes+Left+Hand/ proper site: http://sexylosers.com/027.html

the fuck