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As we have previously discussed - you pretty much live here already .. yah?

I'm gonna stick with my East Tennessee foothills vote .. when you see people hauling ******** and bathing water from the creek to their shack, while there are six cars on blocks outside said shack, you know you've hit the bottom of the hillbilly well

never forget. we may be polite, but we also kick ass ......

OK - I'll ask .... what dilemma is that, then ...?

Hey, hey .. how come HE gets a visit? ..... If there's gonna be a Jinxy road trip, this cat needs to get a slice of that sweet Southern Pie :D Also - as I can't be bothered to read all this thread - Squally: did you get some-some?

makes sense to me .... I'm not allowed to walk into retail outlets/banks/government offices wearing a ski mask, motorcycle helmet or face-concealing bandana ....

Currently reading 'Dune'

any tasty backwash? :D Guinness ....

chocolate. And ******.

Well, they do say it is exceptionally good for the skin .. :D

I'm sure he's already swallowed a pint of jizz to get this far

You just know anyone that man pretty sucks cocks ...

You need to stop sitting on the fence so much and actually say what you mean ...

Alabama - State motto: Kin Ain't Sin

The shitty winter we're having right now in Canadia ..... we've had so little snow it's actually fucking spooky.

As I understand it, everyone fucks a kangaroo, then eats it .....

Guess Shimmy finally realized messing with Native Tribes was a one way ticket to ass-is-grass-ville, and fled to safety and a place where he can find even more vulnerable victims .. I mean 'models' :facepalm: Still #winning a FO's scummiest low rent dirtbag ACO :thumbsup:

They all need to get themselves some of this:

The real story ...

It was a picture of you? Aaaaaaaaaaaawwwwww-haw-haw-haw :D

Nah ... definitely firm, ripe, juicy peaches ......

Weird ... I always assumed your avatar was one of Maley's 'special friends' and, therefore, a desperate cry for help :D

Spend a week in the eastern hills of Tennessee ... makes Deliverance look like the Ritz Carlton

New Jersey

X3.

A Dutch couple, an Irish couple and a Scottish couple are at the links ready to tee off. The Dutchman's wife steps up to the tee and as she bends over to place ball a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. "Good God! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband...

Why do you think Anders is sniffing the chair ... got to get to those spilled ass juices while they are still fresh from Petra's ****** rear-ending of his work colleague.

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wow - lookit: I got 14 rep! I'm back ..bwuahahahaha.... Anyway, at least I'm not ****** like LorkingDirl .. that'll teach him to flame Regina :D Bitches be crazy, ******* ...

Hit her.

I am suddenly an inexplicably hungry for peaches ... :D

I did. I prefer anal.

Because we **** you. I like Jack. Anyone who willingly runs around with a 'kick me' sign on their back is OK by me :D Better that than insane racist religious bigotry ....

another illusion shattered. Thanks.

Oh .. dammit. Although, we do keep telling you that runny poos don't count as art ... P.S. Ninja's aren't cooler than pirates. Everyone knows that. :)

It took me a while to find an avatar i was comfortable with, but now found, I don't see any reason to change it. When scanning posts it's the avatars (and sigs) that i tend to notice first, so yes, when a regular changes their avatar it throws me off for a while. But, after I've sent them some...

That's because you're stupid. But that's OK. We don't expect miracles from special ********, we just hope that today will be the one day you don't make a *** sculpure on the kitchen table :D

That woman could really shake a tambourine too ... :D

OCSMs come here to better their business. That's the entire point ... you sell sex (your business), this is a place for consumers of sex. Why you automatically deserve an extra pat on the back for creating 'fun' as a consequence of using this place to promote yourself and make money is beyond...

I wasn't being mean, I was being blunt. Unsubtle. Which is what this Board is. Its a place where people who sell sex and sexuality interact with those who are buying/consuming. That those consumers should be shallow, fickle or want a freebie is like a car salesman bitching about the number of...

Re: JinxyPie, southern super hottie It's waaay past tomorrow .... :(

'Finland had the highest male suicide death rate' Go with the flow ....

You display your fundamental ignorance (of evolution and human biology). I've really liked the Finns I've met, and Finland itself. So I won't tar the country or culture with the **** your brush spreads.

and which bible-thumping hypocrite will that be, then??

Oh come one .. boo-fucking-hoo ... you either come here to interact, or you come here to win contests and boost your career. If the former, then none of the vote rigging matters. If the latter ... suck it up. That's sales for ya.

BTW - the OP's assertion that he likes Canadians because they are like Finns is like a chimp saying it likes humans because both are descended from proto-apes :D

Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread Ella tiene un magnífico culo. :hatsoff: