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  1. Christmas_Ape

    New Years Resolution 2009!

    To stay at 4999 posts for a full year.
  2. Christmas_Ape

    Tera Patrick's New Tattoo

    Well it does accentuate her pointy elbow, if you're into that sort of thing.
  3. Christmas_Ape

    Oh the same old junk with me. Just trying to keep my appearance. I hope all is well with you...

    Oh the same old junk with me. Just trying to keep my appearance. I hope all is well with you. :glugglug: indeed!
  4. Christmas_Ape

    Merry Christmas minidog! :nanner:

    Merry Christmas minidog! :nanner:
  5. Christmas_Ape

    Anyone grab sale bargain?

    I've already started planning on buying less gifts for next Christmas.
  6. Christmas_Ape

    Who Would Win in a Fight: Shamwow guy or Billy Mays?

    Does Billy Mays have time to prepare?
  7. Christmas_Ape

    I just spent $200 in a stripclub

    Something tells me that survival is not part of his plan. I'm thinking it's Blaze of Glory time.
  8. Christmas_Ape

    >> Top 20 FreeOnes Searches for 2008 !!

    Cool, but like 90% of the Priya Rai searches were done by Viceroy_Fizzlebottom.
  9. Christmas_Ape

    I just spent $200 in a stripclub

    Well I'm dying to know what's left of the $50.
  10. Christmas_Ape

    You have 12,549 posts? You are brave!

    You have 12,549 posts? You are brave!
  11. Christmas_Ape

    FreeOnes is simple. Get to your keyboard, use it any way you can. I know you won't break the...

    FreeOnes is simple. Get to your keyboard, use it any way you can. I know you won't break the rules, because there aren't any.
  12. Christmas_Ape

    Don't get used to it!!!

    Don't get used to it!!!
  13. Christmas_Ape

    Hell yes, the Priya thread could use a little livening up! But the only way that is going to...

    Hell yes, the Priya thread could use a little livening up! But the only way that is going to happen, is if we purge dozens of accounts, and I just can't do that.
  14. Christmas_Ape

    conspiracy or pornspiracy?? Either way, sounds like you're about to go over your head and hollar!

    conspiracy or pornspiracy?? Either way, sounds like you're about to go over your head and hollar!
  15. Christmas_Ape

    I (Taryn Thomas) Returning to Porn in 2009

    I (Christmas_Ape) will return to getting off to your porn in 2009!
  16. Christmas_Ape

    "does not have any MyFreeOnes favorites yet"??? It's enough to make a ******* throw his arms up...

    "does not have any MyFreeOnes favorites yet"??? It's enough to make a ******* throw his arms up and hollar, "What's the use!"
  17. Christmas_Ape

    All in one place?

    All in one place?
  18. Christmas_Ape

    Now, on to happier cyclist stories . . .

    I thought that one guy carrying his bike backwards, 48 seconds into the first video, was making a pretty bold statement.
  19. Christmas_Ape

    Well...maybe a *****, First of Muharram miracle instead.

    Well...maybe a *****, First of Muharram miracle instead.
  20. Christmas_Ape

    What are some good websites for adult entertainment news?

    And you call yourself XXXFreak??? :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
  21. Christmas_Ape

    How Many Sex Partners Have You Had

    Including FreeOnes members?
  22. Christmas_Ape

    Do you make assumptions about members based on their 'Rep Power'?

    No, but I assume that people who use outside smilies were never loved by their ******, and nothing is ever their fault.
  23. Christmas_Ape

    I'm Priya Rai and I'm new to the board

    In the name of the Lollypop Guild, I wish to welcome you to FreeOnesland.
  24. Christmas_Ape

    Not on your life, my Hindu friend.

    Not on your life, my Hindu friend.
  25. Christmas_Ape

    Na, Master Blaster still runs Barter Town. The embargo is still on.

    Na, Master Blaster still runs Barter Town. The embargo is still on.
  26. Christmas_Ape

    Pornography: Use it in a sentence.

    In-A-Gadda-Da-Pornography, honey, Don't you know that I love you? In-A-Gadda-Da-Pornography, baby, Don't you know that I'll always be true?
  27. Christmas_Ape

    Priya Rai

    She says must stay hard, but she doesn't say for how long! It's enough to make a ******* throw his arms up and hollar "what's the use!"
  28. Christmas_Ape

    Holy....your a MOD now! Hmmm.......interesting.........I think I need I need a spanking....

    Holy....your a MOD now! Hmmm.......interesting.........I think I need I need a spanking....
  29. Christmas_Ape

    Now you're cookin........with gas......on the back burner. But I was thinking more on the...

    Now you're cookin........with gas......on the back burner. But I was thinking more on the lines of tontine, with the last surviving person involved, having sole ownership of number 5000.
  30. Christmas_Ape

    To that same old place that I laughed about? Thanks. The Baroness, probably one of the sexiest...

    To that same old place that I laughed about? Thanks. The Baroness, probably one of the sexiest cartoon voices ever!
  31. Christmas_Ape

    Wow, well it certainly aint like dusting crops!

    Wow, well it certainly aint like dusting crops!
  32. Christmas_Ape

    "average"??? I don't know. I would've said "avera"...maybe. I'm just glad to know I wasn't...

    "average"??? I don't know. I would've said "avera"...maybe. I'm just glad to know I wasn't losing my mind thinking about your user name! Well, too bad I can't figure out how to close my account. :thumbsdown:
  33. Christmas_Ape

    Did your name get longer?? Wait....don't answer that.

    Did your name get longer?? Wait....don't answer that.
  34. Christmas_Ape

    :sing: Happy Birthday New Cheese head, Happy Birthday New Cheese head, Hey der, ho der, ya hey...

    :sing: Happy Birthday New Cheese head, Happy Birthday New Cheese head, Hey der, ho der, ya hey hey, Happy Birthday New..................Cheese Head!
  35. Christmas_Ape

    Nice new Avatar Dave.

    Nice new Avatar Dave.
  36. Christmas_Ape

    Well, you know I was referring to the delicious goings ons at Miller Park....Oops....I mean...

    Well, you know I was referring to the delicious goings ons at Miller Park....Oops....I mean Wrigley North. :)
  37. Christmas_Ape

    I'm not even going to make a comment about this weeks goings ons. That's how good of a soul I...

    I'm not even going to make a comment about this weeks goings ons. That's how good of a soul I am! :nanner:
  38. Christmas_Ape

    Perhaps you'd be happy to know that I made the prison band!

    Perhaps you'd be happy to know that I made the prison band!
  39. Christmas_Ape

    The boards are listening, and will take the first man that screams!

    The boards are listening, and will take the first man that screams!
  40. Christmas_Ape

    Yeah well, I had to see a man about a *****. And oh, I have thought about fucking her.....and I...

    Yeah well, I had to see a man about a *****. And oh, I have thought about fucking her.....and I think I'll think about it again tonight!!!!
  41. Christmas_Ape

    So she asked me, so I told her. And this is why, I am here.

    So she asked me, so I told her. And this is why, I am here.
  42. Christmas_Ape

    :nanner:

    :nanner:
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    :nanner:

    :nanner:
  44. Christmas_Ape

    bodie, I got your number, I need to make you mine. bodie, don't change your number, Fifty-four...

    bodie, I got your number, I need to make you mine. bodie, don't change your number, Fifty-four Fifty-four (Fifty-four Fifty-four) Fifty-four Fifty-four (Fifty-four Fifty-four)
  45. Christmas_Ape

    It must have from that bean I ate.

    It must have from that bean I ate.
  46. Christmas_Ape

    Random Statement Thread II

    I STILL can't rep people. :thumbsdown:
  47. Christmas_Ape

    One day you're cock of the walk, the next, a feather dusting guest.

    One day you're cock of the walk, the next, a feather dusting guest.
  48. Christmas_Ape

    Isn't the first rule of the game section, not to talk about the games?

    Isn't the first rule of the game section, not to talk about the games?
  49. Christmas_Ape

    Well maybe I'll stay for a little longer.

    Well maybe I'll stay for a little longer.
  50. Christmas_Ape

    I'm sorry, but it's been awhile. Where is the Visitor Messages of the Week thread???

    I'm sorry, but it's been awhile. Where is the Visitor Messages of the Week thread???
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