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Yeah, same here. I ***** a bottle Saturday night in the luxury of my apartment, why playing video games or watching a DVD. Perfect way to spend the weekend after 5 days of work.

My ****** calls me today and we had a big discussion about why I never go out, have no friends, and how am anti-social. He also got angry because I said I didn't want to have ********. I enjoy my life, doing my own thing and living the way I want to. I love waking up everyday and there's...

I love meat and I have no pets (because I'd **** cleaning up behind *******). I'm 100% apathetic about this here subject. Why did I post in this topic? I have no idea.

Considering McCain could croke at any given minute, I'd say Palin.

I walk into my bathroom and see my bathtub full of ****. The girl walks into the bathroom, naked, with her pussy dripping with ****. We get into the tub together and take a bath in the ****, with her naked body on top of mine. We get out and as soon as we are both out, she punches me in the...

Pick at the sore why don't you. She's always talking about her boyfriend and how great he is and the many adventures that they go on together. Besides, she hates me. Whatever though, I'm just working hear until the fire academy training starts.

I'd like to see said pics. Low res, black and white pics of that pussy is good enough for me!

The Heroes season 3 trailer has Elle working with Sylar. WTF: 1)Sylar works alone 2)I thought Elle turned good at the end of season 2.

I love eating pussy. Well, I would if I had pussy to eat. I bet hers tastes heavenly. I'd love to eat her out with me hiding in the podium while she's giving her speech. Also, oops, she bent over, guess I'll have to stick my tongue in her butt.

100% stereotype. In all the places that I go, which admittedly isn't much, the black girls usually have the smallest booties, strip clubs included.

Excellent idea

I'd so eat out Sarah Palin at a political convention.

She's upper 20's, slender with a big ass. She's engaged. And lol at me even having a girlfriend, much less married. She also hates me and vice-versa, as we had a negative metting some weeks ago.

I doubt she'd put her own sex tape on her site, but hey, it's hollywood so who knows?

She always comes in wearing the shortest skirt and the tightest pants. It's like she's flaunting her ass and legs in my face, knowing that I'll never touch it. Just today I was talking to her about some work-related stuff and as she's sitting her dress goes up to her thighs. Yeah, I know it's...

Wow. My cock would be sore after how much fucking I'd do with her.

I'd take the herpes. Fuck ****. No way am I giving up my hard-earned money to take care of something that whines all day.

When will people realize that boycotting and protesting does nothing? The only purpose it serves is to make the person feel better when he goes to bed.

Anyone know what his last trailer voice-over was? I'd lol if it was a movie about Armageddon.

I **** ******** and will never have them

I would WRECK Kelly Clarkson

Talking and teasing. I watched porn to see the girl get naked, not to talk to the camera or play with her panties.

Re: Facials Let me work on the woman part first, then I'll worry about facials

It's fucking pathetic that a she has to lie about whether ir not she's the ****** (if it turns out to be a lie). Just tell the damn truth.

lol

Re: Man helps stranger from a car accident, learns 10 minutes later it's his dying wi I could recognize my ****** even if I couldn't see the face. That's no excuse.

I'd love to eat her out right in the middle of the white house lawn

I'd would plow the living **** out of her.

I'd fuck her

Not true. I'm a pervert and have no problem using that term.

The 360 has no red rings. WTF??

I love hentai. Heck, I've got a giant picture of Tsunade over my bed

According to the terms and disclaimers, I'm not allowed to enter the site. Are you fucking kidding me?

Awesome, thanks

I like that 24 bucks nonrecurring idea. If you did it, I might join.

I'm trying to gain some people on my friends list. It seems I can't find anyone to play with as there are massive amounts of quitters online. Gamertag = Light Of Dawn

Re: Buffalo Police Batter Their Way Into Wrong House (SWAT-style raid gone very wrong lol they moved from the east side to the west side to escape crime? Once again, lol.

There are 4 or fewer people in the U.S. with my name

lol everyone always goes crazy whenever a nagative topic about women shows up. Internet: serious business. Topic creator is the puppet-master, it seems. To keep it own topic, though, I'm not a fan of the whole beating women porn, but I won't lose any ***** over it. Hell, if a woman wants to...

If she breathes and is under 60, she's good enough for me

Re: Public Nudity That type stuff has to be fixed. Thye must do it in areas or time or whatever where there is a minimum amount of legal reprecussions.

How can you not want it up the ass? Of course she shoudl do it. I'd expect a girl to ram me up the ass with a stap-on just as well.

He told fox news that the public can view the dead sasquatch in person next week. WHo knows?

Majority doesn't only mean number. Majority also means people in power, and whites while still have that.

I HAVE to get my hands on this thing. I swear I will literally be Claude from Heroes if I ever get ahold of this thing. However, I already know that they wouldn't let the average joe use it.

LMAO quote of the day

On that link, it was a woman/lesbian. If it was from the show, then it was probably some affiliated with the show in some way that happened to be a fan of Lisa's. I'm talking about an average joe, like me.

I love feet and would love to suck and lick them

Lisa fucks her fans? Someone tell me how this can be made possible for me. I'm the biggest loser in the world and if I could fuck her once, I could die happy.