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Reality is often not very pretty.

I have no idea. I've never done it.

Everyone else has these threads it seems, why not make one myself?

I want this game as well. I'll buy a PS3 some this spring

Scars are hot

Wow, this turned into a "fuc MTV" thread, lol. Honestly though, I can't get laid right now, and going on national TV where everyone can see that all I do is look up porn certainly won't help my chances.

Nothing wrong with that, TC. I follow the motto "treat others as you would want to be treated". I'd want members of the opposite sex to take pictures of my butt, so why not the other way around?

That butt isn't big enough

Why inhabit yourself at all. There is absoluteloy no reason why every woman shouldn't try anal. And before you ask, yes, I would let a woman fuck me up the ass with a strap-on (even though I've never done it).

I would lick every inch of Olivia O'Lovely's crack

I guess my joke didn't go over too well

Wanna know how I lost my virginity, folks? I'll tell you in ten years

Why did said pornstars refuse to bang black guys? What did they actually say? Whatever it was, it's racist, but I'm still curious as to what they said. That's unfortunate, because I'd bang the life out of Brandy Taylor.

Exactly. How the fuck is a guy who is mixed and was raised by white women and brought up in white culture considered black? All because of the way he LOOKS. America is racist. Honestly, I think Obama said he identifies as black because society treated him as such.

I used to love those Christmas claymation shows when I was a ***

I've jerked of at work too many times to count

Which brings up another point. Why are black individuals called by their continent (African-American), yet white individuals are called by their country (Irish-American). Jesse Jackson had good intentions, but practically it doesn't work.

So if I illegally obtained a video of Sam ******* Eric, it can't be used in court? Bullshit.

One drop rule. People still adhere to it. It's the same situation as a black guy from England being called African American.

Re: Favorite Spice girl Sporty Waiy, this isn't about the spicegirls?

Natural. The more hair the better.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXGeId60M2A

Come as you are

He's in denial. He'll **** up one day, full of rage.

Forget Dolly Parton. I want to nail Meryl Streep. My dick gets hard just thinking about her.

Sweet Jesus. I couldn't even watch the whole thing.

I wen tto one a year ago down the street from my apartment, but the seats were nasty.

lol women's rights are serious business here on freeones

Hell yeah I would. I'd hope she jammed it hard, too.

You spelt "Taxi Driver" wrong

Men create babies, women harbor them. How does the creator of something have no say in it's life?

It's for PS2. It's one of those anime RPG's.

Now THAT is some hot stuff. I don't even ***** milk, but I'd ***** it if it came from her tits

She's hot!!!!!. I'd love to have her hold my dick.

Looks pretty good. I haven't played the previous Persona games, but I saw the trailer and it looks incredible. Basically, it's about a ****** mystery that involves mist, rebellious young guys and introverted high schools girls in short skirts. What more could you ask for?

And I realize that Fry has moved the fucking solar system, sold his soul, and has taken knives/gunfire for Leela. Yet, still, she won't go for him. Now, I haven't seen any of the recent movies (I still have to buy them), but if Fry doesn't get Leela, I will be majorly pissed off. Then again, I...

Mariam End the topic

lol

Why is everyone taking this thread seriously? It's obviously a joke topic.

Taco Bell meat is one grade above dog food. It's true. With that said, I'm off to get a double cheesburger from McDonald's. Those things are like heaven in my mouth.

I can't. The job I have (or will have in a couple of months) requires me to live in the city. I have no choice.

Well considering every damn woman in this city has a ***...

Yeah, I live in the city. Everything is super expensive around here.

Let me work on the "fucking a woman" part before I get to the "fucking a mature woman" part.

That's cool. Like I said, I spend all of my time in my bedroom, so it probably wouldn't be any different, lol. Yeah, money's the biggest reson that I want to move. I'd save a hell of a lot of money, meaning that I would have more cash for food and leisure ****. It sucks not having any junk food...

That's a pretty damn big place. In fact, both of you above have big places. The studios in my town are all kind of small (at least the ones a checked). No where near as big as those mentioned.

Fuck black Friday and fuck the world. These people don't realize there will be 7 more "last chance before christmas" sales within the next 3 weeks. People are idiots. Walking out of the store with 2 LCD's? I've no right to tell people what to do with their own money, but unless your rich, that...

I'd so love a blowjob from Rachael Ray

If so, I'm curious what your experiences are. I currently live in a one bedroom apartment, but I'm never in the living room. Literally. I spend all of my time in my bedroom, kitchen, and bathroom. In my entire 2 years living here, I've been in the living room once to sit down, and that just to...

I call bullshit. A guy with nude pics of his wife on his phone is nailing that thing to his hips. He won't accidently leave it ANYWHERE.