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Putting my dick up a girl's butt is always a turn on

I've still use a standard TV from the 90's. What can I say? I'm poor and have bills: a bad combination.

Yeah, there's no way I would ever **** up over a phone call. I **** gettin up as it is. I have my parents, brothers, and job in my phone's contact list. That's it.

I've been off from work for 4 days now (since we has 2 snow days and Christmas). I haven't left the house at all except to go to Burger King. Good times, good times. I love being alone.

I used to want one, but I don't anymore. Trust me: it isn't worth it. Drama, money, time, and agony are associated with it.

And I feel that you can just hand me the present. I already know what it is and I want it now. Why bother spending money on wrapping paper?

I notice none of those say: Joe Smith (nursing home worker) - 3,000

33 times a week? I **** him out of jealousy

If they distrubuted the plethora of wealth among sports players, singers, and actors, there'd be plenty to go around.

LMAO at Patty Mayo

I'd take the apartment. See, I'm a lazy bastard. The great thing about apartments is that I don't have to do maintenence, cut the grass, shovel, clean the gutters, etc. WHen there's a problem with my toilet, pipe, or door, I call someone to fi it. A perfect situation for a lazy person like me.

Could be, could be

See, this is why we need brothels here. I pay for sex, and that's the end of it.

Very hot. I'd fuck the **** out of her.

I've got a degree in psychology and I'm about to be a firefighter. Kinda makes me wonder why I went to school to begin with

I don't see the point of female clothing at all to be honest.

Heck, I've brought in many new years maturbating to porn. Or the televised time square events because of a random hot girl in the crowd.

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Are they used? Because if they are, I'd put a bid in for it.

This is one of the reasons I'm glad I'm single. Yeah, it sucks not getting laid, but there's no way I could deal with mood swings, nagging, and being told what to do. Call it a lack of maturity, a lack of growing up, whatever, but I couldn't live with someone telling me where to put clothes...

The next black man will go to the moon in 2011

Because TV fails nowadays and everything is about reality shows and sports

It's been slow for me qll day

She'd be hot if she lost the lipstick

lol nothing like a kick in the balls to stop someone from doing something

Yeah, the first CLone Wars cartoon was fucking awesome. General Grevious rocked in it, as did Asajj Ventress

I've tried not to, but there always comes the evening where watching porn just doesn't do it and I need an actual woman

I fail so hard, and now I have $50 to last for 2 weeks. This is basically my only female contact so I can't risist I guess. Does anyone have any tips on how I can resist temptation and keep away from this place? Any methods that work? This is a call for help. My bank account can't take much more...

Screwdriver: ***** and orange juice

I've never really understood that. I personally never use the word and see no logic in using it at all.

Clearly it' one of the monsters from The Mist

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I don't get how one can own sound. How is that even possible?

The rich aren't affected by these tough financial times because they are already wealthy. The poor aren't affected because they already have no money and are used to it. What are you going to take away from someone who has nothing to begin with. For the most part, such times affect the middle...

lol he'd make Jigsaw scream in ******

**** like this is the precise reason why I question life sometimes. I can even get a kiss, much less sex, and people in this thread are complaining because they don't FEEL like fucking, as they are getting asked for sex too much.

I'd fuck her

There is no point. I'm just a lemming I guess.

I'm not sure. James Brown made it mainstream, but I don't know who "invented" it.

I never reall thought about it. I used to love long john silver's before it closed down around here. I love the breadsticks at pizza hut.

No, I don't

lmao

Probably for the same reason that White Americans and Latin South Americans and Japanese guys do. Personally, I **** cell phones and would like to see the world shut down because they can't use cell phones for one day.

I have no idea. I'm personally average size.

Just getting ready for work now

Why? Because

Sex. I'll even take a kiss.

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Why what?

Why are we all lemmings (myself included)?