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It was a gift certificate. She read the card and got alll emotional. And thanked me like 5 million times. So at the end of the day she pulls me aside. I'm thinking that this is finally it, but oh no. She says that she will keep the card forever and that it was as amazing card that I picked out...

http://smokingifs.com/uploads/Girl-cant-fit-her-ass-in-skirt.gif It's from the ass topic on Funny Pictures. Too hot.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unMJR9-4MdA Crazy. However, I used to work at a grocery store and this type **** happens EVERYWHERE. I could tell you stories that would make you never shop at a grocery store again. Still, this won't stop me at all. I'll continue to buy Dominoes.

I'd fuck her, although she reminds me of Amy Winehouse.

I'd love to 69 Sarah Palin. I hope she doesn't shave her bush.

I'll eat ass if the ass is big. If she has a small booty, then that takes away from the taste and smell. Of course, I kinda need a girl TO eat out to begin with, huh?

His face doesn't look familiar. Who did he play in power rangers?

Some fan he is. All Sith apprentices turn on their masters. It had nothing to do with Luke!!!!one111

How does a skinny girl have an ass like that?

That's really sad. Hope he's with God now. I'm all for hating celebs out of jealousy, but that's literally winning the lottery and dying the next day. Isn't it ironic?

In my fantasy world, the porn stars thank me for supporting them and buying their DVD's by having sex with me.

I buy DVD's, though at about 40 a pop, I'm starting to question why. Still, nothing beats poping in a DVD on the TV instead of the computer.

Ugh, what is up with all of these girls shaving? I need more like 205

I find it funny that steamboat, old as he is, is better than half the current WWE roster.

At the risk of being blasted by my fellow freeones peers, I say stop making guns except for hunting. Chances of a regular joe using a hunting *** for average ******* shooting is lower.

lol at Joker

I hope for, nay demand, Mad Hatter

lol that's awesome

You know, I'd actually like a woman to fuck me with a strap on. I'd bet it's feel pretty good.

Re: Hottest Tennis Babe ??? You and me both, pal. I'd love to have Serena sit on my face while I lick her ass for hours.

The U.S never changed from British rule IMO. Think about it. Take the revolutionary war. During a revolution, there is an extreme change. Tell me, exactly, what changed due to the war?

I don't even *****, but I'd be willing to to deal with the inconvenience (sp). Hey, it could be my ****** that is ****** by a ***** driver next.

LMAO is that Bolo in your avatar?

So you'd be willing to let me give you sex, attention and money? Didn't think so.

lol I used that term all the time since Shredd and Ragan

Assholes are for tongues, not penises.

The link is dead, but you guys have to keep in mind that some guys can't get girls (raises hand), so they have to releases their sexual feelings somehow. Prostitution is *******.

People are tired of the bullshit, that's why. At the risk of getting modded, I can understand wanting to *** down all of the bastards that treat you like ****. What I can't understand is wanting to *** the innocent peple that did NOTHING to you. That's the main issue I have with the public...

Hey man, how's it going?

Are there any boobs in the recent PS2 version? I so, I'll pick it up.

I liked FFVIII over VII, but VII as good. Tifa was hot. Great skirt she had.

That's kinda creepy

While the girls in the game are mega-hot, the game feels like an expansion pack of Resident Evil 4, just like repairmanG14 stated. It doesn't feel like a full game and I regret spending $60 on it. Should have waited until a price drop.

Excella is hot as fuck

I want to fuck her. That is all.

The only way I'd ever get a sex doll is if I could afford it

Me too. If it's lag-free, Marvel vs Capcom 2 on Xbox live would be amazing. My team was Iceman, Juggernaut, and Sabretooth.

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Personally, I wish they would ***** lots of ******* so that they constantly had to ****.

If Robots ever become the norm, I swear I'm going to walk around like Kankuro from Naruto with the Robot constantly strapped to my back.

She dos have a great butt. Nice and big.

Watching HHH cause massive chaos through Orton's house and hearing his wife "scream" is some of the funniest **** on TV. Also, there's a rumor saying that HBK is requesting some time off, so I guess Undertaker will be keeping his Wrestlemania streak.

Rumor is Virtua On is coming to Xbox live. It's gonna be a remake of the Saturn version with updated graphics.

Re: Vida Guerra in a thong bikini @ the beach! I would eat anything that comes out of her ass

If the taxpayer owns most of AIG, why do we have no control over it?

I say don't do **** to him. Just let him back into society, but charge no one with a crime if they do something to him. If he gets ********, don't charge the person with said crime. Give them a pass. THAT would be justice for this scum.

Capitalism will never change. These bastards can get all this money but my ******, whose a firefighter, gets blasted out by the local newspapaer and news channels because he works overtime and "overtime is not needed in such an economic crisis" is the attitude of the local media here in my city...

I'd toss her salad all night long

Not to mention her lovely butt

Why could I have been fucked by one of my teachers? Damn teens on the news have all the luck.