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My brain broke. :helpme:

Do we have a banging a head against a wall smilie around here?

I love this board.

Ya know, I've been hit on by married men. And I know they're married. And they say they love their wives. MEN. :rolleyes:

I'll let you know later.

That line sounds familiar...

I'm not sure how I feel about this.

I **** to be the one that says this, but... Why not get a new gf?

I ADORE it. Senob's the best!!!! :lovecoupl

No offense to the mods, but I fantasize about the admins... ;)

Is *that* what you're calling it now? :1orglaugh

You're very welcome, I'm sure. :D

Woo hoo to me!!!!!!! :nanner: I feel so honored. You're invited to my victory party. :D

All these choices... :helpme:

Once again, a fascinating read!!! :hatsoff:

Change in plans. It turns out that I'm going to **** up at some obscene hour to babysit my niece while my ******* and ******-in-law work. And do laundry. Can I BE any more fun?

What is this porn everyone's talking about? :helpme:

Turkey, mashed potatoes and gravy, corn, peas, stuffing, rolls and pumpkin pie. I'm a bit rolly polly right now.

Don't be hatin' on The Humpty Dance.

What about those of us who don't HAVE a favorite porn star?

See me raise my left eyebrow at you.

It's for airing facts, opinions and billions of "who would you fuck?" threads. However, some of my opinions are offensive and downright discriminatory. Well, thank YOU for ruining your own Christmas surprise.

How come the GOOD ****** parents seldom (if ever) get their stories in the papers?

Thanks most kindly.

I've known plenty of guys who aren't into it.

At least give me credit for that, damn it.

I thought I invited you. Oh, crap. Who did I send that PM to??? :helpme: As for myself, hopefully I will be ********. I don't have to work (yay!!) and I have the closing shift on Saturday, so hopefully ******** in until 9 or 10.

I refuse to answer the original question on the grounds that my opinions are my own, and if anyone wants to know what they are on a lot of subjects...well, that's what PMs are for.

I'll check it out. Thanks.

Believe it or not, I thought of both the shirt AND the male POS who would do such a thing. I can't tell you which popped into my head first. I'm talented. I can have many thoughts at once.

Just so you guys know, (some) males of the species are the EXACT SAME WAY. This woman bashing :bs: pisses me off.

How do I get brought into a thread about gay sex??? Looks like I have to go back to chicks... I'm not using my *good* high heels for that, and I'm broke, so...I guess that has to be put off for a bit. :helpme:

Since Senob has his own male harem...not enough. :tongue:

It *never* shows up anymore, and I keep trying to get it fixed and it doesn't work. *sniffle*

Some do. I think. I could swear I saw at least one somewhere...

I need to be held.

Literally or figuratively?

Fucking hell. When did I change genders?:thefinger

The idea *might* have merit, but the reasoning isn't sound. (I've spent a lot of time thinking of a long answer to this, and it seems to make sense, but I deleted it before I posted it.) Just leave me to my opinion.

I remember stories like that. Anyone remember a vaguely related story about taxi drivers who wouldn't pick up fares if they had *******? I was going to say the same thing. And it took him 8 months to quit. No sympathy there. (Sorry. :tongue:)

Progressive Psi, I think he's coming on to you!!! ;) Seriously, you've gotten a lot of good advice. Just continue like you're doing, and some grateful woman will snap you right up. Be patient, if you can.

Yeah, I know. I got the same PM (forwarded...I guess that at first official groupies don't get noticed...) and have since taken it out of my siggy and apologized to Petra.

Re: Chinese Democracy I'm sure lots of people feel the same way.

ALL the time. :eek:

While I feel bad for the ******, I don't see how they have grounds for a lawsuit.

That's what I say, too.

Gonna hide out for a few more days, huh? You're biased.

If they're nice ones, read the rules, don't start their own "Who/what/how many would you fuck?" threads, then I'm cool with them. That's just beyond disgusting.

Wow. No profile love for two weeks. Here's some to make up. *love*

Re: Chinese Democracy :1orglaugh I honestly thought that Chinese Democracy would NEVER be released. Ah, well. Now to go and buy some of that Enron stock that I heard talked about a few years ago. :tongue: