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:rofl: 0nUi9wY8BJM :rofl:

Exactly. Personally I like 69 a lot myself but I don't mind just going down on her.

That pretty much signals the beginning of the end, Hungerford style. I'm going to pick up a couple more thousand rounds at Walmart before they ban those too...

:nono: Bros before hoes, ho. U mad? :D

NHL players take on far more ***** than any of the other sports. NFL also only plays 16 games a year and are only on the field (defense, offense) half the game. 1. NHL 2A. MLB 2B. NBA 4. NFL

They don't want NHL in their city I guess. Fucking idiots.

Then you're not doing it right. If you're doing it right she'll be trying to rip your hair out. Rookies.

Has anyone ever won both comeback player and MVP in the same season? AP should. It goes down as one of the single greatest seasons in the history of the game by one man.

He'll be back in 6-8 months in full working order.

Danny Brown's pussy eating anthem: :D YWwO9yq-mvs

Did the owners not put him in there? Bettman was clearly on the billionaires' side, and I'm sure they lined his pockets because of it. The guy is a snake. Just look at him.

I'm one of the rare "fans" that sided with the players on this one. The owners - all billionaires, mind you - were screwing them; the NHL has been doing great, which is why they felt they had to stand their ground. Eh, whatever. I had college hockey and the WJC to keep me entertained. I...

The key is the g-spot. I don't know how many guys utilize their pointer and middle fingers and get in there to that golf ball. Work on that while you suck the clit and it's over. Game, set, match.

Well, just like that, another year has ******. It's getting insane now how fast they are going now that I hit 30. So what were your favorite/top albums of 2012? Since I really don't buy and/or even listen to the tripe that comes out today save for a small handful, I will only pick a top 4: 1...

At first I would have said 'sure, it will give the old prune something to do besides wallow in soiled rocking chair ******** his *****.' But then I remembered he insulted my boy, A. So, no. Fuck no.

That's why I fuckin despise NCAA football. Yeah, I watch my Gophs (we DO have the best stadium in the entire country and have a rich history with 6 national championships) but outside of them - and they have sucked infinitely for years because all our Blue Chips head outstate - I will watch the...

Oh fuck. That healthy **** can sometimes wreak havoc on me if my system isn't in order as well. Particularly after a bender. It doesn't even digest it just goes right through my system - peppers, greens, cucumbers, you name it. :uohs:

Was the sex good that night? Surely you went down on her. ;)

Right? Taco Hell will have your ASS running to the shitter. Same with Chipotle for me. :eeew: Actually me and my girl got sick the one time we went to Chipotle so I never went back. :eeew: I don't think all those illegals are washing their hands.

Ha. My girl just used to grab my hands so damn hard when I was face deep in it she would nearly rip my hands off, all shaking and ****. :D

Damn, the ladies are a no show to this brilliant thread. (So far...)

What was the spread over/under for this game

The SEC

Well I think the most I ever managed was 10. Maybe 20. Fuck, 1 and half hours? I do fantasize on going down on someone like Trish Regan, Erin Burnett, Emilia Fox or numerous other famous gals for hours at a time. :drool2: I wanna lick these women so long I will be able to stick my head up...

This is a massacre. It hasn't been very entertaining at all. Thanks Irish. :facepalm:

It's irrelevant now. NCAA #2 ND hockey plays our #1 Gophs tomorrow, if that's any consolation.

Ladies, how long do you like yours licked? Gentlemen, how long do you like to lick puss'?

I'm going to watch 'Mike and Mike' tomorrow to see if Golic cries.

Holy freakin' blowout, Batman.

ND looked punk **** on that first drive. 'Bama is the real deal.

ND gets ROLLED on that first drive. Watch ND get rolled this game.

He is not the only one. A bunch of guys were all over ESPN backing up Shanahan.

Did you play pro ball? Herm both played and coached. He was very adamant about his backing of Shanahan.

:rofl: Indeed, something like that. Fucking sick ****. ****, ****, ****. :mad:

Florida in mid-Winter to my grandma's timeshare. Was surreal getting off the plane in Winter clothing after a three hour flight to humidity and oranges on trees. The timeshare was badass too. Or when my girl and I went to indoor waterpark at the Dells in mid-Winter. Not sure if it counts but...

On ESPN's 'OTL' today both Former player and coach Herm Edwards and Hasselbeck sided with Shanahan, as I do. The two fatty pundits OTOH who have probably never thrown a ball in their lives put Shanahan on blast. This was entirely on the Doc who examined Griffin and still cleared back on the...

Coach Herm on ESPN said he runs way too much and his career will not last long. Coach also backed Shanahan, like I do. Hasselbeck too. The two fatty pundits who never geared up their lives put Shanahan on blast. :facepalm:

Nope, Griffin himself even himself just said it was his decision. Dude is intelligent enough and it ultimately falls on him. Shanahan can't get in his mind and body. That said, I don't give a hoot about Shanahan. This was a lose-lose situation for both him and Griffin though. I say blame that...

One American in the top 20. :facepalm:

Well Shanahan just quoted as saying he told Griffin that it was alright to come out of the game on 'Mike and Mike'. Anybody who's an athlete - I lettered in three sports so I totally know the mindset - knows that even if you're half dead you will not want to not do what you love. I've been...

I **** making predictions but I'll go with Wild vs Pittsburgh with Pitt winning it.

I don't know the extent of Griffin's injury but if AP can basically have his leg dangling ready to fall off Griffin is smart enough cool enough cucumber to come back just as sharp. Ponder on the other hand (Joe Schmidt - one of our local sports guys said) arm was black and blue from the elbow...

Well the Skins' fans would have crucified him if he went out bitch mode like Cutler or Ponder. I'd be willing to bet Griffin wanted to soldier it out.

How do you guys know Griffin didn't ask to stay in?

Big Bird is probably smarter and has more testicular fortitude than Bettman.

You gotta light a match, man. That's the best trick in the book. But if a girl shits next to me I'm seriously leaving that bitch. :mad:

No, no, man. My sisters never pooped and I know my ex never pooped because I was with her close to damn near five years most of every week.

Didn't you get the memo?

Dudes, some of us are trying to eat.