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That is so not the case. NOT! ;)

Political bias aside, how did Sarah Palin make it in politics?

I'm not so sure a billion is what it once was anyway. Aren't we talking in trillions nowadays? You could tempt me to cut someone else's for a trillion (£), but with that I'd like reassurances that they are either a) suffering from BDD b) have a donor card or c) a woman trapped in a man's body.

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Danke schon Wickedclown! Wie bist du? …it's been a long time since I studied Deutsch and I can't pretend I got very far with it.

The Oxy company are keen to make clear by revealing his ***** test results that he wasn't snorting their product. It's called damage control. :turnturn:

This thread smacks of penis-envy to me. :)

…and yet every Englishman speaks perfect Chinese.

If I had one on my head I'd cut it off, but otherwise - no.

No probs. dude - t'was deserved. …and thanks.

lol

Once upon a moon I found myself in the awkward position of trying to explain the use of "that that" to my Chinese friend. Example: "I knew that that was the problem." Repeatedly I was asked, 'Why not just say it once?' A good understanding of English and why we use it the way we do is paramount...

All of my neighbours' …and I'd charge them for the privilege.

Sick but funny as.

Seeing as you've mentioned **** tv presenters …this one was a real dolly-bird. Becky Jago

You're not going through puberty by any chance are you?

In other news today, Michael Jackson's brain was returned.

That's what I was wondering.

I've never met you in my life.

This is someone you know?

Pubic hair. A thing of the past since the 80's/90's.

•bumpety-bump•

If you can show me thongs of the 60's I'd be very surprised. The point I was making was how common it has become, you'll see girls in their everyday normal gear with a whale tail - it's become the norm practically.

Well, I take the view that porn has become so prolific that it could die on it's arse tomorrow and the amount of content already out there could last every generation still yet to come …until doomsday in fact. There's no real need for any more, hasn't it all been done?

Also, revealing underwear has become much more commonplace - thongs seem to be on every other girl nowadays - don't remember that being the case as recent as the 90's.

Mentioned this one the other day but well worth a re-visit: Wonderwall

There are quite a number of expressions/terms that are now used that are relatively new and being used in public. 'Tea-bagging' being one.

It's hunting pink, don't you know.

DD cup over-worked journalists

Tired Dinner-Ladies

What are you on?

This is another opener, right?

Not if their ****** was an octopus.

Outed and that's the best he could come up with? :anonymous

:confused:

Ah, I see.

The tosser deserved it IMO.

Clubfooted Circus Clowns

Ewa Sonnet …it does actually say that on the page.

The accolade you speak of could not have been bestowed upon any other person, he was the last, he represented them all - it seems that's what you can't get your head round.

He hasn't yet, he's putting off until Twitter gets sorted out, according to one spokesman at the hospital.

Somebody's having a laugh I think.

My account wrote it's own post directing people to a spam site.

There isn't much difference between the likes of ****** Guy and South Park. The swearing is very adolescent and the humour and satire is just the same as its counterparts. It's like the Daily Show with Jon Stewart, they're both riddled with one-liners and pop-cultural references. They date...

I hope somebody had the guts to call Health & Safety.

59 for Pete's sake!

SiCo does have a clue, he's watched it. Crassness and crudity are great in bursts here and there. …but as you pointed out, it's been 13 long series.

Just a reminder, Medveydev is the president of Russia now, not Putin. It's been the case for a while. Putin is still around but he's Prime Minister, not Head of State. Russia supplies Europe with fuel but it happens to be gas for the main part. Oil comes from the Middle East and the North Sea...

I watched a couple of episodes when it first started but decided 'Nah'. I've never looked back since. I'm fed up with the whole animation/satire attempt. I would like something original for once. 2¢