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  1. sporty_carr

    Lisa Ann vs Shyla Stylez - More deadly with a spear?

    ................... I went with Lisa Ann cuz she's hawt.
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    Naked girl taken

    I started to watch this video and then about half way through I noticed on the right side of my screen "hot 18 year old shakes ass." I'm thinking I spent my time on youtube more wisely than you L3ggy. ;)
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    To the awesome

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  4. sporty_carr

    ★Bigger, Better, & Official! Miss FreeOnes 2011!★

    I think Freeones should do that again this year, but they should improve upon those rules as well. Only Freeones members who have at least 200,000 rep points should be eligible. :D :anonymous
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    To the awesome

    ****** Kimmy and put her in DJCowboy's basement? :dunno:
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    Who said I was playing............? :dunno: But thanks for the rep anyway. :D

    Who said I was playing............? :dunno: But thanks for the rep anyway. :D
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    Do you got some people in your ****** that is not feeling you...

    Now I'm afraid to use the board. I don't want to fail. :( Wurd.
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    I'm ***** and going to reveal private info and a pic

    ***!?!?!?! :eek::eek::eek:
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    Freeones doesn´t abide by its own rules

    Entfernen Sie bitte Ihre Penis von meinem Gesicht. Es riecht von den Ziegen und von der Krankheit. :D :popcorn:
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    Church Plans Quran-Burning Event

    Yeah........I don't think I really agree with that idea too much. Real Christians are supposed to get the word of God out to others to save them. Somehow I don't see this as helping to convert many Muslims. :dunno:
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    What TV show are you a closet fan of?

    Fame :sing: "I wanna live forever, I'm gonna learn how to fly!" :sing:
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    What pisses you off?

    I did a lot of soul searching since my previous post at 1:50 and now I truly realize just how much I **** the word Mississippi. Seriously, who needs all of those double letters? What a waste of time. Why can't we just change the spelling to "Misisipi" or maybe even shorten it to "Misipi." I...
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    What pisses you off?

    Vegetarians and orphans. Oh, and the word Mississippi.
  14. sporty_carr

    The Last Exorcism

    Maybe I will check it out then. I notice how you didn't say it was better than Dirk and BlueBall's movie, though.
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    High school *** planned to blow up school to 'become world's most infamous sociopath'

    Re: High school *** planned to blow up school to 'become world's most infamous sociop :facepalm: First rule of becoming the world's biggest sociopath is don't tell others you want to be the world's biggest sociopath. You fail Sociopath Ed! DO NOT PASS GO, GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL! :ban2:
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    Thanks for the rep a few days ago. Mr. Miyagi think a, you pretty ok too. :D

    Thanks for the rep a few days ago. Mr. Miyagi think a, you pretty ok too. :D
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    The Last Exorcism

    Meh, I already saw this that one time when they called it Exorcism of Emily Rose. I would, however, pay to see Dirk and BlueBall's movie in the parking lot.
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    Teens addicted to texting?

    No. It would be better if your ***** was a crackhead. Then at least he/she could spell.
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    Bizarre things that make you feel good

    A-Ry's posts.
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    favorite bands

    Alice in Chains Silverchair Nirvana The Toadies Pearl Jam Stone Temple Pilots Pantera Metallica Soundgarden (anything with Chris Cornell really) The Smashing Pumpkins The Deftones Stonesour
  21. sporty_carr

    Former Republican chairman says he's gay

    Why do gay people feel the need to tell the world they're gay? Who gives a fuck?!?
  22. sporty_carr

    What the hell are you CRAVING right now?

    The way mrtrebus used to man handle me. :(
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    It is!!!! Its f$%@ stupid! :mad: Thanks for the rep, friend. :D

    It is!!!! Its f$%@ stupid! :mad: Thanks for the rep, friend. :D
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    Ask me (SpexyAshleigh) any question you want!

    Who's your favorite rock band? What's your favorite horror movie? Are you ready for a new season of Survivor (even though Russell won't be on)?
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    Breaking News...

    You should have waited until Dec. 20th 2012 to post this. Just sayin........
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    Teens addicted to texting?

    I fucking **** texting. I think I send a total of about 3 texts a month and thats only because somebody text me first. Just fucking call me! I don't understand its popularity. You can say everything you want to over the phone in 20 minutes compared to the 2 hours it would take to keep texting...
  27. sporty_carr

    So my cat got very sick after I applied something for his ticks (HartzVictims.org)

    Re: So my cat got very sick after I applied something for his ticks (HartzVictims.org So......did Mo get better?
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    What are you listening to right now?

    The Toadies
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    Best body in porn?????

    Eve Laurence hands down. :bowdown: I do, however, miss when she used to tan and shave her kitty but still...... :bowdown:
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    Do you like Glen Beck?

    Can't say that I've ever seen his show.
  31. sporty_carr

    Thanks, man. :D

    Thanks, man. :D
  32. sporty_carr

    What's your favourite painting.

    I think I just came in my pants a little.
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    Adult act and Army

    :( :leaves thread:
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    How do I ejaculate all I got?

    First.....paint the fence. Next, sandafloor. Finally, wax on, wax off.
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    Freak news about carmella bing

    Carmella Bing's a freak now??? :dunno: Poor girl can't catch a break.
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    U.S. talk show host who used the 'N' word 11 times to a black caller on the air quits

    Re: U.S. talk show host who used the 'N' word 11 times to a black caller on the air q You forgot South Park N_GGERS Randy Marsh: "I think I know what it is....but I don't know if I should say it."
  37. sporty_carr

    Hentai: Love It Or **** It?

    Yeah, it's pretty good. Of course, I get erect whenever I look at BlueBalls' avatar, so I'm not very hard to please.
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    So my cat got very sick after I applied something for his ticks (HartzVictims.org)

    Re: So my cat got very sick after I applied something for his ticks (HartzVictims.org Sorry to hear about your cat, Scott. I have three cats myself. But I'm sure he'll get better, he sounds like a tough little guy. I know a cat that lived to be over twenty so he's probably still got a few years...
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    Boob Implants in Porn.

    I'm all for it. I mean, how else are pornstars going to look like girls from the X-Men.
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    Iran Unveils 'Ambassador of Death'

    I said it once and I'll say it again. Ahmadinejad.........you so crazy!
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    Muslim employee sues Disney for right to wear headscarf

    Disney really needs to start enforcing stricter policies. "Put on the mouse ears.......put on the mouse ears or die!"
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    Do you have a nickname?

    Ten Ton Hammer
  43. sporty_carr

    How Many Wipes Is Enough?

    That will get fleas and mites on your rear. Don't ask how I know that. :shy:
  44. sporty_carr

    Booty Pop

    That's like false advertisement! Lazy ass bitches needs to be doing more squats and lunges. :mad:
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