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From "Hungry", huh? Is that slang for Ethiopia or something?

I have no friends, so there´s really no point [puts on another The Smiths album and continues to stare out the window].

Is anyone posting any tutorials on how to use computer programs, gardening, photography or anything else that could be useful for other members on their freeones blogs? I was looking around at what people were posting on their blogs but i just gave up after a while, because all i could find was...

Re: >>>Subsections Poll - What subsections would you like to see in FreeOnes Talk<<< A Polls section, then we would get rid of all the idiotic "which [insert random pornchick] do you want to fuck in the [insert random orfice]" threads.

I wonder if she´s got a ****** called Tigris. That would be pretty cool.

People that write in all caps should be punched hard in the face.

Guys should always keep their socks/shoes on in porn. Women sucking on guys feet is up there with **** as the most disgusting things in porn.

I played football (defender) for a few years. I wasn´t very good, and the rest of the team was even worse, so i quit.

I haven´t voted yet, and have no intention to do so in the future either.

Surprise, surprise, the "free" month without any catch turned out to not be free at all. The truth is that you get one month for free when you sign up for a two month subscription. What a fucking scam.

The fact that people burst out into song every two pages didn´t help either. I wish they would have kept that in the movies, it would have been fucking hilarious.

Peter Jackson was awesome when he made splatter-comedies like Bad Taste, Meet The Feebles and Braindead.

What you need to do is to go buy a Donald Duck mask, a bottle of lube and a The New York Ripper dvd. I can´t think of anything healthier than screaming obscenities in a Donald Duck voice while fantasizing about slicing your ex-girlfriend´s eyeballs in half with a razorblade.

...and then they get ***** by a tree. That´s got to be the awesomest/funniest/sickest idea ever.

At least there´s no "vote for [insert random pornchick]" threads made by fans yet. Those are the really annoying ones.

And all vampires in Buffy somehow knew kung fu when they rose fom the grave, no matter what they did when they were alive. So yeah, the Buffy vampires would win.

I watched this movie yesterday...and yes, it is completely insane.

Anna Ventura

2001 when almost the entire Finnish cross country skiing team got caught for doping at the world championships.

I would really appreciate it if contestants wouldn´t send me any more spam PM´s begging for votes.

Are you"letting it slide" for all signatures from now on, or just the ones where people are supporting popularity contests run by freeones?

Too bad that it´s too big for the forum rules. The maximum size for a signature is 575 pixels in width and 100 pixels in height.

Midgets and sockpuppets.

There´s much more good horror coming from Norway than Sweden lately. Let The Right One In is better than all the norwegian movies but it´s also the only swedish horrormovie (if you can call it that) i can think of that´s been really good over the last five years or so.

It´s norwegian, not swedish.

Exactly why isn´t ice hockey a real sport? Because it´s entertaining? So, that means that only boring sports where absolutely nothing happens are real sports? I guess that means you´re a huge fan of sailing and professional fishing then.

A wallpaper. Ariel Rebel - Silent Pain

I know people who for real think this is the greatest movie ever made. ...and they might actually be right now when i think about it. And remember: DO NOT ENTRY!!!

What do you get when you mix Die Hard with Night of The Living Dead? You get this piece of French awesomeness.

That wouldn´t work, simply because thare are very few amateur football players outside america (that play on a high level). Most countries don´t have school sports the same way they have in america, so if you play a sport in europe you play for a club and get paid (unless it´s a club very low...

The men´s football tournament shouldn´t be in the olympics. Or if it stays it should be a tournament where the best players can take part, and not a pointless U23 tournament as it is now.

I think movies like Peeping Tom and ******** Holocaust have meant much more for these type of "camcorder" movies.

Thunder (and no, i´m not talking about the shitty rock band).

Stefan Holm´s high jump gold at the olympics 2004.

Udo Kier rules like no one else.

What? I have no idea what that means. If it´s some sort of reference to the spelling of my name i should maybe point out that this is the way it´s usually spelled in Sweden (and many other parts of europe).

No phone bill jokes yet? You people are sooo disappointing.

Patrik

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Why don´t you quote the whole thing i said? I said that i don´t like to talk to people, except if it´s about something i´m interested in. Yeah, sure, i´m the nut. The last time i checked you were the one who believe in fairytales, and not me. You are beyond pathetic.

These rules don´t apply in horror. In fact, i think i have seen more movies where the "hero" dies in the end (or in some Giallo´s, turns out to be the killer him/herself) than "happy" endings in horror movies.

I´m so excited that i don´t know what to do with myself.

Zero people died from atom bomb explosions over the last year. That must mean that everyone should be allowed to carry around their own atomic bomb since statistically speaking they are completely safe. Hello, and welcome to logic for the mentally retarded.