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or an evident sign of flaming farts...

my first time was after becoming ******... :D

Today's votes Nikki Nova Nina Mercedez Love Gisele Miss Hybrid Jelena Jensen in 2 days the REAL battle is beginning...

Are you fucking blind? It's L3ggy! (too much Monty Python for me...)

"where the fuck did I put my glasses?"

here you are Now, how about some ghosts?

Are you kidding me? Of course she's NOT hot! ...we're talking about Rosie O'Donnel, right?

number #5 made me :rofl2:

How about Cinderella?

(sitting on the sofa) ...and for how long did you ***** about L3ggy's butt, mr. whimsy?

Today's votes Nikki Nova Miss Hybrid Nina Mercedez Love Gisele and Mariah Milano's gardener! :D

Next time put some pictures of your work in the garden... I bet no one will be working anymore! :rofl:

I bet she's thinking "next time I spot you looking aat that blonde I'm gonna rip your thingy off!"

and what about three pairs of boobs? (and what if these pairs belong to Nikki Nova, Miss Hybrid and Love Gisele?)

What? No grapefruit?

That stuff is gonna get you blind, mate! :D And, since you're Italian like me I'll tell you like Mamma would: "Zozzone! Non lo sai che se ti tocchi poi diventi cieco?"

AHEM... Good evening everyone This is Andrea's secretary Boss just went out of the office yelling "I'm off to England, take care of business and don't fuck with my notes" So, if any of you should see him at the airport, can please tell him he didn't pay my salary yet? Thank you for your...

Are you trying to **** me? How can I imagine this without having an heart ******?

YAY! I love that evil look in your eyes (though it's really difficult for me to concentrate only on your eyes...)

That's my Miss Hybrid!

Thinking of you in a school uniform gives me really dirty thoughts... I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way!

Gladly! :D Today's votes Miss Hybrid Nikki Nova Nina Mercedez Love Gisele Jelena Jensen

42 is probably the best place ever, 'cause "42 is the answer to life, universe and everything else"

How about a water-based spell?

Best pick-up line ever!

Hey, man, the second one is Dr. Zoidberg painted in green!

Another day, no changes in my votes... Nikki Nova (hot as ever) Nina mercedez (fuck me if I'm wrong, but that ass looks tasty!) Love Gisele (she's eatable from head to toe) Mariah Milano (great pics) Miss Hybrid (forever her slave)

Damn, that's a splash!

Re: The rare "outie" anus!!! I think that's the result of shoving that dildo up her ass!

you're right, mate... but since he has such an ass-face... "UP" can be ok! Anyway, the only ass I care about now is Miss Hybrid's

"Did I mention I'm a ********?"

HAAARRRRRRR!!! Hand over that butt and no one's gonna get hurt! :D

Home, finally! Another shitty day at work has ended Sorry to use this forum for personal purposes, but I have to say one important thing to my partner: GET A FUCKING HOLD OF YOURSELF AND STOP BEING A BITCH, YOU SPOILED BRAT! I'M GONNA KICK YOUR USELESS ASS FROM THE COMPANY AS SOON AS I CAN...

SOLD!! I'd like the money in small bills...

Damn, it is!

Where did you take that picture of my car & phone?

The female He-man could easily rip your weenie off just touching it!

So, who wants to buy my stone?

Damn, I'll need years of therapy to get rid of this image in my mind... BTW, I crave for something to *****

Nina Mercedez

I believe I can fly... I believe I can touch the sky...

It seems that I'll have to keep an eye on this thread, Miss!

You know you have my vote... ...and just to let you know, I'm about to jump naked on that couch!

Raspberry ***** Pulled Secretly

:rofl: That was exactly my thinking...

After my declaration of love for Miss Hybrid's ass, time to vote Miss Hybrid Nikki Nova Mariah Milano Nina Mercedez Love Gisele

I couldn't ask for better!

they never mention Pastafarianism...

Today's votes Nikki Nova (c'mon Nikki!) Miss Hybrid (I'm starting to have really naughty dreams about you) Nina Mercedez (do you really need a reason?) Love Gisele (stunning blonde) Jelena Jensen (hope to see her post in here)

and me instead of that guy!