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Fucked up. :D

Think I'm gonna try older next.

I like it!

.....and now he's gonna fuck your **** up.

Cool trick. :D

I doubt this would stop BlueBalls though. :D

Yes, yes that's exactly what that is! :D

Behind you!

....to steer clear of these guys.

Kinda cool.

Mmmmm, sweet delicious tears of the damned! :D Ah fuck, most of the pic got cut off......delete this post!

Listen up feminists.

Neat though.

Yep. :D

Every day. :D

Yummy. :D

So that's how they spend their free time. :D

A couple of years ago, at about this time on the calendar, I was sitting in the airport in Praha. It was cold outside. Really cold. I stood on the tarmac, and was able to catch a word here and there from the others that were about to board a plane to Odessa. I was going home. I had...

You guys ever watch this ****? I'm trying to decide who is worse.....me, for watching this fucking nonsense, Joey Greco, the wormy, slimy piece of **** host who obviously takes pleasure in the pain of others, or the slime balls who get caught fucking cheating, and then still find other ways of...

.....there's so much angst lately.....everywhere......what if everyone just decided to chill...the....fuck....out? Take a damn minute.....take a couple while you are at it.....think about what really matters......what really matters to you? Right now, I am sitting in the finest club in the...

So, friends and neighbors, as you may or may not know, and may or may not care, I live in Colorado. Because it's Sunday, and because the hour is late, and because I suddenly got very thirsty for **** and had but two in the fridge, I was ****** to go to my local grocery store and purchase 3.2%...

I've seen this pic all over the net....don't know who she is....anyone know?

When we come to take you over?

They fucking rock. Discuss. _kf7MB_u55o

3SOoBOsZBU8 Really? :facepalm:

Anyone? Anyone at all? I can't be the only one........****, maybe I can....... Anyway....if you are ******** tonight....what are you up to?

Boosters are on empty.......staying close to home base tonight......so......here's what I am doing.......what are you fine people up to this evening? Let me live vicariously though you. :)

.....and keep tabs on all of you ****** fuckers.

Creativity here has died. Hollywood is just redoing crap...."it" was crap before, and is again, just with flashier effects and lower cut skirts. Music is stale, and fading fast. The sixties had a definitive sound, the seventies had a definitive sound, the eighties had a definitive...

I have ****, and lots of it. I am going to ***** tonight, ***** some of my favorite *****....it's just that because it is a Tuesday night, no one else is available to ***** with me. And so I sit here, a lonely Galactic, ******** my ****. And browsing FreeOnes.

Anyone?

She's still hot though......just sayin'.....

....on how it began. :D

Anybody know who this is?

This is great! :1orglaugh best of craigslist > new hampshire > My Porn Watching Pig Boyfriend Originally Posted: Fri, 5 Mar 13:18 EST My Porn Watching Pig Boyfriend Date: 2010-03-05, 1:18PM EST So you like watching these porn-sluts get pounded and creamed? OK, I get it, I kind of like some...

That is all.

It will.

Needs some more time in the booth. :rolleyes:

.....THIS big!!!

Yeah. flylicker

Somebody help!!!! :eek:

...you know it's true. It's your uplifting message of the day asshole....deal with it. :D

Agh....too many.....

Perfect? :dunno: YES!

Perfect? :dunno:

I also like small tits. :) Actually, I love them.

run!!!!!!

Steady...steady.....

She's gotta be, right?

Whoops. And damn that's hot.