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Fucking hilarious! Reminds me of the New Orleans looter pics.

Lmmfao!!!!

When ya' ******, sometimes ya' lose.

Yeah...I was thinking the same thing.

Re: Who made you cum today? Olivia O'Lovely :bowdown:

Yeah it kinda looks like that chicken in the grocery with the skin still on it. Tory is fuckin' hot and would be a crazy screw! And remember everyone, no pussy is bad when it's bouncing up and down on your cock!

Re: Who made you cum today? Jenna Presley almost got me but Lindy Lane won the day.

WOW! I've defended what others have called "police *********" before in other threads but this was neither a reasonable or necessary use of ***** by what I can see. It almost looks like two **** fighting, or should I say a bully assaulting another ***. The shove was one thing, and excessive...

Ah! LOL :glugglug:

Not exactly 100% correct, but ownership is restricted and heavily regulated. "Machine guns" are considered "Class 3" firearms by the National Firearms Act of 1934. Also included are rifles with a barrel length less than 16", shotguns with barrel length less than 18" or either with a total...

A-fuckin-men!!!

But that's OK. Hopefully you feel better for giving me some negative rep back. Did you give it to everyone else on that thread too? Here's to hoping you find a douche smiley. :cheers:

I have seen Happy Gilmore. Is that what that is from? I don't remember it. If so, I apologize, but on face value, seeing three people get smashed into a solid structure by a vehicle is not humorous at all.

Just think what that cunt smells like...because you know in her self-loathing, emo world, personal hygiene and ******** rate pretty low. And somehow it's society's fault.

Cuz she normally goes to all her shoots straight after doin' some shopping at the local Winn Dixie for Diet Rite, Kotex and Newport Menthols.

I agree. The stories where they turn the perpetrators into the victims upset me even more.

I know! I'm pissed that all the cum in porn is white! :mad: :D

I didn't see United Airline's Glenn Tilton on there...or his whole BOD. Yet speculators keep giving them money. :dunno:

She's pinchin' off a rubber fist.

Amateur.:D

Re: Who made you cum today? Rachel Roxxx riding some guy Asian Cowgirl.

LMFAO!!! *cough*healthcare*cough*

If I have even a sip of a ****, someone else gets the keys. That said, I have been a chronic texter and driver for a while and had to make a conscious effort to stop. I still slip up every now and then but am pretty quick to snap out of it. I will say though, that when I did text and drive...

Do you honestly think an individual who is completely clear of any mood or mind-altering substance is more likely to cross into oncoming lanes of traffic? Of course ******* may not be the determinant factor in an accident, but it most assuredly is a contributing factor. Illness, medication...

:wtf: I'd say you broke the law 100% of those hundreds and hundreds of times you "drove *****." LOL.

I'd still fuck her though.

Re: Who made you cum today? Katie Cummings When she started rollin' her ass in vid #4 that was all she wrote: http://gallys.realitykings.com/rt/35/?id=freeones

When the NFL announces "attendance" they use "paid attendance." That means a ticket that has been paid for but not necessarily a butt in that seat. IOW, a company could own 25 season tickets they use for clients and only 2 people are using seats out of that 25 and they still count the whole 25.

Reminds me of "Dick in a Box" http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/5e81093041/put-your-finger-in-my-butt-from-riegel-blatt?rel=prog_related&rel_pos=5

Get a heart with dove wings on each side right in the small of your back. The bottom point of the heart should touch the top of your asscrack for correct positioning. A banner across the heart that says "Lover" would be a really nice touch if you have the money.

Wif 5 day old tartar sauce. :D

Jean Claude is my fucking hero! :rofl:

5 day old...

Mindy Vega without question. Very hot and natural Latina. A benchmark if you ask me. I feel dirty when I look at Karla Spice like she's too young or something. And it always looks like her makeup and tan have been sprayed on. She also looks like a lot of the girls you see in the...

Ah the good old days. Beatin' off to Club, Hustler, Cheri, Gallery, Genesis, High Society, etc. :rubbel: I remember Club and High Society being some of my favorites! :D

Isn't "unarmed amputee" redundant?

How do you normally respond when someone says "Thanks" or "Thank you?"

Rep for the extremely hot pic and use of the word "rad."

My wife's. But what I really want is her to want me to. If ya' know what I'm sayin'

Re: Who made you cum today? This picture of Mindy Vega made me explode: http://galleries.mindybucks.com/mindy/morningtease/pics/image015.jpg

"It's greasy because it was shoved up the fuckhole of some two-bit prostitute that I see regularly because you don't put out you uptight, frigid, waste of a pussy!"

I use clippers too. With guards. It allows for a "neater" look IMO. Use the 1/8" guard for pretty much everything except the "front yard." That gets the 1/4" guard. And FWIW, my wife really digs the way it looks and feels too. Watch the Seinfeld episode where Jerry shaves his chest. The end...

Re: Who made you cum today? Natasha Nice and her juicy pink pussy caused the eruption tonite.

Re: Who made you cum today? Violet Erotica What gorgeous ass and tits!!! :rolleyes:

Yeah I do...but like I said...1% chance!!! :D

Exactly. No true black belt in any martial art would have "lost control" like that. Of course he didn't exactly exhibit the balance of a well-trained martial artist either. And WTF was up with that "dojo?" It looked like they were on the inside of a double-wide shipping container.

No I didn't see her. But I was 99% sure it was pure coincidence. But if I had a 1% chance of seeing her gorgeousness I wasn't gonna let it pass! :)

Re: Who made you cum today? Donated a load in honor of Brianna Jordan

Correct. And people should have the choice to pay-out and opt-out.

Was in an airport the other day and heard over the PA: "Paging Julia Bond to gate E10. You're flight is boarding." I wasn't the only horny fucker to run over there to see if the authentic gorgeous ass showed up. :1orglaugh If she missed her flight I was gonna be chivalrous and offer up my...