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This is a smart question.

Re: Who made you cum today? My girlfriend did earlier today...but now its midnight and I'm going to end up draining the baby batter while I stare at my collection of Denise Milani pictures. Am I the only jack off left that ****** the chicken to her?

Still stroking after all these years.

Re: Collection of sexy GIFs the jerking off two cocks one is hilarious. I want everyone to see it. how do I post it in the freeones talk section?

Re: Got time on your hands? Like to write? Love porn? Want pocket change? Look inside What are the pros and cons here? Do you want my social security number?

How long has it been since I started this post? I'm wondering how much of that time was spent spanking the monkey? The truth would be detrimental to my self esteem.

Oh her...Why is there a stink about an ex pornstar playing a whore on an HBO series?

I like Game of Thrones. Which character are we talking about? Naturally I want to watch the porns she did.

When did it become ok to post links to tube sites?

She's correct. Furthermore, not implementing the one cock maximum rule might leave your heterosexuality in question

One cock maximum in the bedroom please.

Damn I wish I knew

Thanks Sabrina. I caught a little bit of the first show this morning, but I missed the second. Hopefully Petra puts the video up somewhere so I can watch it with one hand on my mouse.

Thanks for the free show.

its been 4 days. But here I am so it we'll see what happens.

So does that put you at 98.6 ?

Heather Brooke blows them all out the water.

This thread is doing wonders for my self confidence. Thank you dirk

Fuck you, you had a 50 50 chance. Well played.

sorry

I'm not joking dirk start a thread that say's i've never sent you a picture of my dick

Alright Dirk I'll tone it down. I like Sabrina's work though. And can you please admit that I've never sent a picture of my dick to you

I never sent a picture of my dick to anyone ever. In the thread I started about how I wanted to work with freeones, I jokingly said I've been sending pictures of my dick to get hired. Take that **** back immediately. I'm here to have fun and then probably spank my monkey. I would never take...

I never had the privelege of living by a guy code. It was every man for himself at my high school.

By the way, I understand that the fact that I am a member of a porn site disscussion board which I post to as a prelude to masturbation, probably would score me very low on a woman's scale of potential fuck partners.

Moreover, any man openly admitting to subjecting women to a ranking system soley based on looks that aren't pornstars...Have made it to the lowest rank possible on the women's scale of potential mates. And that's the scale that has any substance am I right? OCSM's I'm really asking ya'll

Men with a larger selection of possible mates use the 7-10 scale because anything less than 7 goes unnoticed or are your friends. Men with smaller selections would use a 0 or 1 scale. The rest of the men have no scale because beggers can't be choosers.

So is Sabrina Deep still around? Or at least her hired goon to post here?

Bart Simpson to be exact. The one when they're messing with the rubix cube.

Simpsons!!!!!!!

I started this thread because I private messaged with lurking dirk a couple times, then after a couple months of not signing on to freeones.com, I started a thread with his name in it and he didn't remember me. My guess was that lurking dirk talks to soooo many people on here regularly that he...

I've got some asian ***** in me so I'm not very hairy.

How do you do the shaking head little animation thing?

Turns out it was a small piece of string on my dick head. It kinda looked like a vein for a second.

I'm not going to click on those links because I'm afraid I'll see a picture of a woman with broader shoulders than me.

Oh **** you're doing scenes for brazzers. I didn't know you were for real like that. It's ironic because you're probably just a hired goon to talk to the fans on this site. I started a thread about that but I don't think the jerk off community appreciated it much. I haven't checked on that...

I'm just tryin' to keep my pimpin' sweet to keep these nice shoes on my feet.

The word "Pimp'n" has changed throught the years and so being a "pimp" doesn't necessarily mean you make your money by puttin' hoes out on the track. Leya, I'm just some guy on the internet that likes to masturbate to porn. But I got hoes...So I'm a pimp. I'm not a pimp because I share my...

through freeones.com I asked.

Yea CKY has a lot of good ones.

List them and how often you talk with these people if you want.

Mayhem knows WTF I'm saying.

Well thats the whole point Luke isn't it? OUR minds are in the gutter now.

When I was in elementary school I had a lot of dreams for technological, philosophical, and political advancements. The year 2000, to me, represented a new age of hover boards, clean energy, and an extrmemely high overall quality of life. I believed WE would have sent a man to Mars by now...

Yea I've talked to you before. You gave me rep and I said you were funny. His dudeness has spoken? Damn how many people do you talk to on the regular on here? Anyways, yea I'm just saying HELLO. I didn't know it was a departure from our...normative behavior to put a greeting on the public...

There's a word for this in Japanese

He should have just put the rounds into the computer and shut, what is called, the fuck up. My opinion only.

You're my boy Blue!...you're my boy.

Hollywood more accurately.