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I'm not sure. I think it involves a blindfold, some candles, a strap-on, six feet of rope, and some liquorice. :dunno:What?... I like liquorice.

:ak47: " This is my weapon! :rubbel: This is my ***! :ak47: This is for fighting! :rubbel: This is for fun!" :D

When my last girlfriend punctured....left....yeah, I mean left. :tongue: Seriously though, first week of basic. They play some christian music video called "Letters from War" before each church service and I balled like a baby. Guess I was homesick or something. First day there they had a...

I think the only way you're going to appease everyone is if you allow them all to personalize their own design. As for me, I think it's great either way. :thumbsup:

I guess it's good to know that '***** of power' isn't just an American problem.

Really? Cause the magic fairies that live in my basement told me to vote for Alf. :dunno: Screw it. I don't live in Delaware anyway. Still....:hit:

Weeks in which I would have beat every team in my fantasy football league except the team I played. :mad: What are you, my Grandfather? :rofl: Just kidding. :tongue:

I'd probably start smoking pot again if it were legalized, but this prop. is pretty pointless. Even if it passes weed would still be ******* under federal law, which means the feds could still arrest you for buying/selling/using it. It also means that anyone who makes income off of it would be...

Good luck to your Twins! I can't stand the freakin' Yankees, so I'm rooting for anyone else in the AL to make it to the World Series. Hopefully the team that does will be playing the Reds. I'm not hoping for much from them, just making the playoffs is enough for me after how bad they've been...

Only four more days until the first puck drops! Avs all the way, baby! :nanner: Can't disagree with you there. Even though he wasn't the classiest guy in the league, he did play a tough game.

I totally agree. The NCAA would be perfect if they added a playoff system. Also, they should allow only one "tune-up" game at the beginning of the season. (You gotta give them something since they don't have a pre-season.) I was just saying that on a game-to-game basis, college football is...

Re: Pornstars who look like *********** Not exactly a pornstar but I remember seeing this Skinemax movie a few years ago and I could have sworn that one of the actresses looked like Britney Spears. I think her name was Renee Rea or something like that.

Agreed! I've always liked it, but really fell in love with it when I heard it in Coyote Ugly. It's the song that plays during the bar dancing scene with Izabella Miko and Bridget Moynahan. :yummie: One of the few mainstream movie scenes I've ever thought about jerking it to. Plus, the song...

Thanks for the rep, jod! :thumbsup:

Thanks for the rep! :)

:facepalm: Didn't I just see one of these threads up here recently? Ah yes, here it is. http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=444810 Psst... Dude, I see it's your first post and all, so let me offer you some advice. Do a search before starting a new thread next time. I'm still relatively...

I don't know how many NBA fans we got here, but I gotta say that basketball pisses me off the most. All those so-called 'athletes' getting paid millions of dollars to do something my Grandmother could. Plus, everytime I have the misfortune of catching the end of a game on TV it takes like half...

I love the Garlic Fries at AT&T Park. But if we're talking average snacks you can get at any park I'd probably go with Cracker Jacks. And why would you not? They've got kick ass prizes inside every box. :D

Re: 15 Hottest Actresses Busted With Erect Nipples I think I've been spoiled by the internet, because these 'erect nip' shots just aren't doing much for me. Either that or it's the girls in the list. How old is it anyway? You got a bunch of has-beens and a couple never-was'. There are much...

Either Florida still doesn't have their **** together or Alabama is even better than I thought. That was horrible. And I think that game also shows how good Arkansas is and how bad Tennessee and Kentucky are. I guess all I can say is congrats to 'Bama. Hopefully the Gators will get a shot at...

I'll believe that's Jesus when he lands a kickflip with that thing.

I'm not even going to ask how that guy has two hot chicks in bikinis hanging all over him. What I'm wondering is, what in the hell is that guy on his knees doing? :wtf:

My regular lucky numbers aren't there, but I think for this occasion I can make 180 and 179 lucky numbers. :)

:dunno: Not sure. How fast was he going when he hit the jump? What's the slope of the jump? How much do he and the bike weigh? How tall is the *** on the ground? These are facts I must know before I can tell you weather or not he made it. :D

Damn Auto-Tune. If it weren't for that crap I'd bet that at least half of today's top artists would be working at McDonalds. :yesyes:

My guess is that it was probably for the entire segment itself. Here's a couple Youtube vids I found of the interview. yuLTIqIdpNA And later... mdsuX--zXeI Personally, I think that he could have stated his opinion without using the word "bigot." :2offtopic: I **** when the interviewer and...

Awesome call. Totally worth the 8 minutes. :thumbsup: Nature kicks ass! :rofl: "****! ****! ****! ****!..." :rofl:

I've always thought that suicide was for weak people who would rather take the easy way out. Life fuckin' sucks most of the time, but I'd much rather go out when I'm meant to rather than give life the satisfaction of knowing it's beaten me.

It's one thing to call someone else a "bigot" but to include your employers as well...:facepalm:

Just saw that Darcy Tucker retired. http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/news?slug=ap-tucker-retires As an Avs fan I'm not sure how I feel. He didn't do much with Colorado, but he became a mentor to a lot of their young guys and was a leader in the locker room. Hopefully they'll continue to develop...

I think what sucks is the fact that nowadays whenever somebody hits around 50 HRs or has a breakout year we assume they must be on steroids or PEDs. I'm not saying weather I think Bautista is or not, just saying that the last decade as made us all skepical. Which kinda sucks for the players that...

Re: Woman drowns eight cats in baby bath because she 'couldn't afford to phone the RS True, but I think when most domesticated ******* are 'put down' it is done so in a less cruel way than drowning. I mean, can you imagine how scared those cats must have been? With that being said, I think...

I think it's Chloe Anderson.

I heard about this planet's a little while back. I guess now they've confirmed might have life? Regardless, it's still pretty interesting. I personally think that with the universe being as big as it is, and with so many galaxies with countless numbers of stars in each, it's nearly impossible to...

I'm also a Gator fan and my quick research is telling me the last time the Gators were underdogs was in '07 @ LSU. 7 point dogs then and lost 28-24. I'm obviously hoping the Gators win, but would be ok with a loss as long as it's a good, close game. 'Bama's awesome this year, but the Gators...

Sorry, but I am the Chosen One. :nanner:

Chelsea Haylie Duff or Hilary Duff?

I had a 'naked in public' ***** the other night. It was weird. *looks down* :o (Awkward...)

A true classic indeed. :thumbsup: They don't make cartoons like they used to. I think the last toons that I actually liked were Tiny Toons, Animaniacs and the original Nick Toons. Though nothing can top the classic Hanna Barbera and Looney Tunes.

Re: Sex with your teacher (or do you just fantasize?) I never had a teacher in primary school and have yet to have one through college that I would ***** with or fantasize about. However, my current dance teacher's assistant is insanely hot and I'm seriously thinking about asking her out. Only...

I'm a huge fan of Penn & Teller, especially their Bullshit show. I tend to agree with them a lot and I agree with Penn on almost everything he said there. However, I don't think all ***** should be legalized, maybe just pot. I think most ***** are just too dangerous to be legal. By the way...

They've got something like this on the back of one of the Vitamin Water labels. I guess it's true that you can read something as long as the first and last letters are in the correct order, but I think it's annoying as hell.

I knew Fox News had to be good for something. :) Though, I still don't care enough to watch it.

I definitely wouldn't kick her out of the sack. :D

That's too bad. Spartacus is one of my favorite movies and The Outsider was very good as well. R.I.P. Tony

Geez Plump, what's with all the liberal ****? This plus the "Why are Liberals so Condescending?" threads. You know, I'm getting the feeling you don't like liberals. Now I wouldn't call myself a liberal any more than I am conservative as I agree with the right on some issues and the left on...

I wasn't a big fan of his, but it's still sad nonetheless. R.I.P. Greg

This doesn't surprise me at all as I think there are a lot of illegals in California. Hell, I'd bet that over half of the people with jobs in the county I live in are here illegally.

Everyone that grew up loving the original Star Wars should organize a stoning of George Lucas. First it was the re-releases in the '90's, then it was eps. 1-3 and now this 3-d garbage. I seriously think the man is nothing but a greedy, self-obsessed moron. I agree. 3-d adds almost nothing to...

Taylor Hayes was the first pornstar I can remember being obsessed with. Mostly due to her work in the Where the Boys Aren't series. :)