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  1. Cpt.Obvious

    What Are You Drinkin' Right Now?

    nothing
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    How Do You Get Your Porn?

    I bate cave bears with Hobbits Elves Gnomes ect... and when the bear comes out to eat them I sneak in and steal the bear's porn. doesn't work so well with killer rabbits.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Run Silent Run Deep (1958) Clark Gable, Burt Lancaster
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    What Are You Drinkin' Right Now?

    Sprite - tall glass with ice
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    Never Give Stores Your ZIP Code

    I went into a store years ago, at the check out they asked for my phone number. - I said no, cashier refused to run my purchase through, I walked out left merchandise. went back a couple hours later, grabbed a tone of stuff, went back up to the cashier when her manager was watching. same routine...
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    Aeryn Walker - Official Naughty Nerdy thread

    haven't heard from you in a while, miss me some hot nerd girl.
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Ghost - Here comes the sun
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    Aeryn Walker - Official Naughty Nerdy thread

    God Damn woman, you are hot!
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    What are you listening to right now?

    str8voices - Far over the misty mountains cold - Hobbit Soundtrack
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    Aeryn Walker - Official Naughty Nerdy thread

    officially - chilled, - your the best.
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    Aeryn Walker - Official Naughty Nerdy thread

    Aeryn you are one of very rare few natural beauties, so I have to be honest, when i saw the blond hair and makeup my heart sank. so many beautiful models I've seen change themselves because they think its an improvement. My girl friend is a natural beauty along your body type accept with natural...
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    For Obama, stinging *** bill defeat is personal and political

    Obama is the best fire arms salesman since Chuck Heston.
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    Former British prime minister Baroness Thatcher dies at the age of 87 following a stroke

    I'm not a Brit so - I have no stake in the argument, as an American I will remember her as Ronnie's loyal British Terrier. but just curious, how many of you were actually old enough to remember her? I was a teenager when she was in office and I'm an old fart now, I can only imagine half of you...
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    Burn in hell, motherfucker!

    I'm a pagan - Hell is a pagan concept - take pictures of the ****** fucker from Hell. I love Asian chicks and that bastard wiped out a damn good looking one. got no sympathy for a coward who bombs the innocent. his baby ******* will get the death penalty, he was caught on video and in pictures...
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Van Halen - 1984 - 1984
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    What are you listening to right now?

    saw the page number and this popped in my head, haven't thought of this song in YEARS.
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    Stuff That Makes You Laugh Uproariously

    OMG this guy makes me hurt laughing.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Les Mis
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    The Walking Dead on AMC

    Daryl has become a very popular character - so time to start the death pool on him.
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    What TV shows have you jacked off to?

    The Walking Dead.
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    Stuff That Makes You Laugh Uproariously

    This guy cracks my ass up.
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    Aeryn Walker - Official Naughty Nerdy thread

    Just recently discovered you, I'm obsessed. you are BEAUTIFUL.
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    Favorite rp character/who you playing right now?

    I'm old school classic Advanced Dungeons and Dragons first addition, haven't played in a long while. My last 3 favorite Characters My group rewrote a lot of the rules in our campaigns - so please everyone, no complaining about how you can't have that in the original TSR game #3 A Dwarf...
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    Aeryn, I just discovered you about an hour ago, I am so obsessed with you.

    Aeryn, I just discovered you about an hour ago, I am so obsessed with you.
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Complicated Universal Cum - I Can Hardly Wait.
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    Nicole Pankey - AKA: Nikki B

    I just discovered her. and I know I haven't much time to contemplate it, I am aware of the consequences, but I ever so desire to see this creature completely nude. I am aware that the uncontrollable urge to jerk off furiously will lead to my own doom, and that in the **** of the release of...
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    Stuff That Makes You Laugh Uproariously

    Royal asshole
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Skyfall
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    Which is Worse: ***** Invasion, Asteroid Impact, World War 3, Zombie Infestation?

    Asteroid Impact, followed by Zombie Apocalypse? a good bast to take out a large number of the dead wood, and Zombies to clean up the stragglers. after that I'll be good, I have a long ***** and a katana, guns will be available. I can hunt, fish and know generally how to survive.
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    What music did your parent(s) listen to? Just a curio

    Lawrence Welk, Nat King Cole, Rosemary Clooney, and a nightmarish polka group, the *** and ****, and thank you for bringing back some painful memories. Thank the Gods I had the Beatles and Zeppelin.
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    Tom Petty vs Bruce Springsteen

    Anyone who hangs around amateur local musicians knows a Springsteen type - whiny little bitch with about one million songs most of which sound a like and are usually about the same 2 - 3 subjects, usually about the local politics and sub culture. and they too have drawn out long sets simply...
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    Would you fuck a superior?

    to much politics in the work place as is, nope.
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    What pisses you off?

    fucking **** them too. what else pisses me off, A Bitch, self righteous insecure woman who thinks playing one little hat trick over and over again will make them look smart and being adversarial will make them look strong and cover up what a complete and total fraud they are. and just like...
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    Tribbing / Tribadism / Scissoring

    Re: Tribadism/Tribbing Part II Hopefully UnderBro knows their names. http://www.youramateursex.net/data/lesbian/lesbianfactor/132/lesbianfactor_dimoff.html http://www.youramateursex.net/data/lesbian/lesbianfactor/133/lesbianfactor_dimoff.html...
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    How do you keep going after you cum?

    I once fucked a girl I was so obsessed with i climaxed 3 times before shutting down, the flip side to that was I woke up around 4 hours later and she was gone - and pissed off. its easier to just say hey your a guy - and eat her/play with her afterwards, to much energy to go it multiple times...
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    American Bible Challenge

    For 50 points - What are the Sodomites known for? What did Lot do in the cave with his ********* after they got him *****? which of the Psalms is about a hand Job?
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    What pisses you off?

    It's against the law to beat douche bags with a pipe. "Oh God WHYYYYY"!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    What pisses you off?

    It was better, get over it. ****** Fuckers who have all the time in the world to tell you how much they know all about your life and get pissed off and jump down your throat when they are proven wrong. - so god damn fucking sorry your delusional fantasy bubble got popped you psycho douche bag -...
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    Tribbing / Tribadism / Scissoring

    Re: Tribadism/Tribbing Part II Samantha Ryan and Zoe Voss http://www.freehardcorevideos.org/data/lesbian/clubsapphichd_2/203/clubsapphichd_woodoo.html http://www.freehardcorevideos.org/data/lesbian/clubsapphichd_2/204/clubsapphichd_woodoo.html...
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    Stuff That Makes You Laugh Uproariously

    PaR2-v96EaM
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    'The Jeffersons' Star Sherman Hemsley Dies at 74

    My Favorite Sherman Hemsley performance BoQ6ZC8EUQ0
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