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    How big is your willy?

    As has been previously said, it's very easy to tell a lie here. But doing so gains you nothing. For example, if you were to meet an OCSM in real life and happened to have claimed on here that you had a gift from God himself - you were a white male and sported a 9 inch snake..... *Cue Dr.Cox...
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    If you could do one of these sports professionally, which one?

    For me, it would have to be golf. I'm very good at judging distances and I've played it since I was a toddler (with plastic clubs & balls). lol Whenever I go out into the fields to practice my swing, I always remember that funny scene from "M.A.S.H." when Pierce and McIntyre have to leg it out...
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    2012 Africa Cup of Nations

    Ivory Coast could win it all on her own?! Terrier, you've been caught out by the FreeOnes brain that recognises babe names. lol :D I think Ghana or Côte d'Ivoire may win it. But that's only a prediction based on their previous games. Ivory have got Mr.Drogba. I'm not a fan of Chelsea FC though...
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    The Official "Goodbye Petra" Thread

    Sounds just like something DCI Gene Hunt would say on "Ashes to Ashes". lol :) Bye Petra. Thanks for all the help you've given us, and all the good times! You'll be missed alot by everyone. Good Luck in the future. :) *I don't care if I'm right or wrong over her leaving status. I'm just gonna...
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    You'll get used to it! There's a first time for everything. ;) You'll be a pro in no time. :)

    You'll get used to it! There's a first time for everything. ;) You'll be a pro in no time. :)
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    It's official! The 2012 edition of Miss FreeOnes will begin April 9th!

    Ah yes, "Miss.FreeOnes". The highlight of the FreeOnes year, no? ;) :D
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    Josephine James - AKA: Collette, Josaphine James, Jo-Anne, Jo Hadfield, Jo Mason, Lady Josephine, Samantha

    Re: Josephine James Who knows? :dunno: But if I had a choice, I'd much prefer to deliver a full load. ;) Do a good job and you'll always be remembered. :)
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    Josephine James - AKA: Collette, Josaphine James, Jo-Anne, Jo Hadfield, Jo Mason, Lady Josephine, Samantha

    Re: Josephine James I saw the video of that recent session she did. It wasn't all that great in my opinion. Two guys had decent tools, but the third was rather small! Maybe it was the cold temperature?! You could see Josephine wasn't that interested in "Number 3" when "1" and "2" were so much...
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    What was your first ever album

    First Cassette: "Top ***" (maybe 1995 or so, I can't remember). First CD: "Gladiator" (when did that come out? The year 2000?). Yes, I am a lover of film soundtracks. They are my passion! I like regular music too, but a good film soundtrack nails the day for me. Last night I was listening to...
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    Spend a Night in a Haunted House or Walk through a Very bad Neighbourhood??

    Well I don't know about the rest of the guys/gals here, but my definition of "haunted" is things that go bump in the night and the odd ghostly spectre drifting through a room or down a hall. Not "The House of Evil" where bodies are taken over by evil spirits, crawl along upside down and have...
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    Spend a Night in a Haunted House or Walk through a Very bad Neighbourhood??

    In the first Ghostbusters film, Ray has his trousers undone by a ghost while he lies/tries to ***** on a bed back at the station. We can only imagine what happened next!! lol ;)
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    Why do so many people like pizza?

    Good question! Years ago when I was in school, pizza was listed under the "Vegetarian Option". Well providing it kept to a cheese and vegetable based topping, I guess it did qualify for that little title.
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    Spend a Night in a Haunted House or Walk through a Very bad Neighbourhood??

    I'd take the haunted house option. I've visited old houses, abbeys & castles through the years and have wondered if I've seen things in the darkness on the odd occasion. I believe in ghosts and so do plenty of people I know.
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    Just visited the "Redhead Lovers Unite!" thread again and made a little update for the stuff...

    Just visited the "Redhead Lovers Unite!" thread again and made a little update for the stuff you've done with "40SomethingMag". Simple to do, and bound to attract new fans. :)
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    How do you get to *****?

    I read a decent book. Usually something from World War II, they're the best in my opinion. :) If I don't feel like reading, then I write in my black hardback medium sized notebook. I write whatever I want on the pages, and it empties my mind of everything. :cool:
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    Redheads / Hot Red-Heads (no hardcore)

    Re: Redhead Lovers Unite! And here is the gallery of her second HC shoot with "40SomethingMag". :) It's not recently new, but it's certainly not here (trust me, I checked). ;) http://gallys.40somethingmag.com/images/StacieKing_27435/
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    I don't usually go fishing for her, but yeah, if I find anything "Miss Vorderman" I'll post it...

    I don't usually go fishing for her, but yeah, if I find anything "Miss Vorderman" I'll post it for all to enjoy. :)
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    Thanks for the rep regarding Carol Vorderman. :) Have a fun weekend!

    Thanks for the rep regarding Carol Vorderman. :) Have a fun weekend!
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    Thanks for the rep last year (August 28th 2011) with regard to my comment about Faye Reagan...

    Thanks for the rep last year (August 28th 2011) with regard to my comment about Faye Reagan doing IR blowjobs. :) Haven't checked out my Rep Record for ages, only just noticed. lol
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    Welcome to FreeOnes Stacie! Now all we need to do is get you OCSM stamped! ;)

    Welcome to FreeOnes Stacie! Now all we need to do is get you OCSM stamped! ;)
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    Pornstars that let fans fuck them.

    "Oh hi Mrs.Wedmore, do you mind if I just take a quick photo of you in a nice dress with your big baps out on display? No, no reason. I just thought you'd like to be photographed today.....by me of all people. What do you mean I'm ****** from your house now?" Yeah, I'm sure I can get you a pic...
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    Pornstars that let fans fuck them.

    Sex with a pornstar would be great, but I think I'd be much more excited to have it off with my friend's ***. :D Trust me, if you saw her you'd go to town on it. ;)
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    Carol Vorderman

    I'm sure I can see a high right pokie (on the left), and a low left one (on the right) in this excellent pic. Porn on the streets of Britain. How lovely. lol :D Oh, I like this one too. :) http://imageupper.com/gi/?galID=A0100010031V13172167512402463&n=16&m=31
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    Have you ever fancied both your girlfriend and her ******?

    Yeah, just looking for a show of hands here. How many of you have dated a girl and (when meeting her parents) seen her ****** and thought "Yeah, I'll have a piece of that!". :D Anyone been lucky enough to find that the hot ****** lacked a husband? ;)
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    Carol Vorderman

    I used to think she was just a piece of candy for old men who used to watch her on "Countdown" in the 90s. But her recent spice-up has made me view her in a new way. She's quite a cougar now. :) Shame there will never be a homemade porno. lol
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    (poll): Your Opinion on Japanese Porn?

    I've never seen their stuff without pixles spread everywhere. Porn with pixles? Where's the fun in that?! :dunno:
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    Why does Iran always act like a right twat?

    I don't know how many of you saw the news the other day, but a large group of Iranian students said they were gonna protest outside the British Embassy in Tehran. They went to said location and then decided to storm it and trash it beyond use. And all this happened in full knowledge of the...
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    Okay, so I just saw the first episode of "Charlie's Angels" (the 2011 Series).

    "Angel with a Broken Wing" was on a channel called "E4" here in England at 8pm this evening. I watched it while having my evening meal and thought it was alright for a first episode. Sure, it could do with a few improvements here and there but that can all be worked out as the series goes along...
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    Why is China building huge structures in the middle of the desert?

    Here's the Daily Mail follow-up, although the bottom half seems to be just a repeat of their previous article. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2062456/Gobi-Desert-Google-Map-mystery-explained-Objects-likely-spy-satellite-targets.html
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    Whose tits do you want to suck on?

    Re: Who's tits do yo want to suck on? There are just too many girls and older women for me to list. :) My very long list would include models, pornstars, actresses, sportswomen, telly presenters, news presenters, weather presenters, current friends, former college friends, teachers, my friends...
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    What are you listening to right now?

    My two "Best of Bowie" CDs. But I should've been getting ready for bed 30 minutes ago, tomorrow is gonna be a busy day for me. I blame this place, it's too much fun! :1orglaugh
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    Gaddafi captured / dead???

    What about that PR twat with the little "chinny chin chin" beard who always appeared before the press saying rubbish like "This is a NATO sponsored war on Libya and we will not accept this" and "The West are attacking innocent civilians and ******* women & ********"? Is he dead yet? Because I...
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    What are you watching right now?

    "Question Time" on BBC1. I enjoy politics. :) I would watch "****** Guy" on BBC3 but they're episodes I've seen before. :2 cents:
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    Whos the biggest slut in porn ?

    Well it sure makes you wonder how far some women will go to get a new thrill. :surprise: Give it 50 years, perhaps it'll be legal porn?! :rolleyes:
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    Whos the biggest slut in porn ?

    Well, granny Sandra Ann claimed on video that she'd "done K9". I think she said she sucked a dog off but don't quote me on that. I'd have to rewatch the interview to make sure. That, coming from a woman on 50PlusMilfs. :eek:
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    Hellllo, Boys!! ;)

    Fishing for new fans, eh? Well you've got me hooked! :thumbsup:
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    NFL in London?

    This is so weird. Just today I was passing a rugby ball about with some friends and was wondering what time of year American football came to the UK for this one off event. I'm really pleased it's this weekend and will definitely be watching. :thumbsup: One question: Do we get to see a fighter...
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    Amia or Natalia

    Natalia Rossi for me. I like her more, I don't know who the other girl is, and it turns out that Natalia was the mystery girl who I saw doing a lesbian scene with Nicole Moore yesterday. Win win! :D
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    Gaddafi captured / dead???

    Saddam: Done Osama Bin Laden: Done Colonel Gaddafi: Done That's the big three gone. Next stop Iran? :1orglaugh :2 cents:
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    Stacie King

    Thanks King1919. :) After accidently posting more than 5 links in one post, I guess this shows that (in this case) too much porn can be bad for you. lol :1orglaugh
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    wich version of Natalie Portman do you like the most ?

    Her short hair (pictured) should actually be called "tied up". When I think of short hair, I think of hair cut short.
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    A TWISTED ******* and ****** are facing jail after they were spotted having sex...

    Re: A TWISTED ******* and ****** are facing jail after they were spotted having sex.. StanScratch, are you trying to say they both got a win-win situation then? :1orglaugh
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    "A Bridge Too Far". Fucking fantastic film! :cool:
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    indian women are getting hotter

    A friend of mine went through Birmingham (on the train) so he could get up to Lichfield for his Army Selection Course. Switching trains, he found that the place was full of indian chicks flashing their cleavage. He got a clip on the back of his head (for being so thick) as we said a few days...
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    A TWISTED ******* and ****** are facing jail after they were spotted having sex...

    Re: A TWISTED ******* and ****** are facing jail after they were spotted having sex.. They're a real life version of Cletus and Brandine Spuckler from The Simpsons. :1orglaugh
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    what mainstream ********* would you like to see gangbanged?

    Holly Willoughby. :D I can't think of anyone better in the UK ***** list who would look that good getting a gangbang. :thumbsup:
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    Redheads / Hot Red-Heads (no hardcore)

    Re: Redhead Lovers Unite! Okay guys, come and have some fun with the very sexy Stacie King. This mature redhead is just beginning in the hardcore side of porn. http://gallys.40somethingmag.com/images/StacieKing_27432/ You can't say no to her, can you!! :D
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    Kate Garraway

    We'd all love that but it'll never happen. The only way we'd see her topless is if she was caught sunbathing in the nude while on holiday. That's what happened to Natasha Kaplinski. :D
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    Heptathlete Jessica Ennis

    Jessica Ennis = Olympic Porn! :D I can't begin to describe how hard I'd bang her pussy! :nanner: God help us all if she turns into a butch lesbian in her later years. :eek:
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    Stacie King

    Mature Redhead Stacie King I couldn't find a thread for this sexy lady so I decided to make this one and hope for the best. If of course she does already have a thread, then MODs feel free to move my post. Down to business then. Stacie (42 years of age) is already on AllOver30 and has a page...
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