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It's weird the Iran nuclear situation has never been discussed honestly. What is Iran's motive for building nuclear weapons? Obviously because their enemy, Israel, has them and Israel has made provocative and threatening statements toward Iran that made them concerned. Wouldn't the best way to...

A cookie that my ******-in-law gave me when she came back from Church where she did the Stations Of The Cross.

Always been a fan of Chad Gable. The guy is a freak of nature what he can do physically. This Chad Gable/Not Chad Gable gimmick is fun so far.

Having my first cup of the Black Rifle Coffee. Tastes like strong Colombian with the same type of flavor. It's good and fairly strong but I also like my Peet's French Roast that I usually buy. The Black Rifle Coffee was on sale and I paid $9.99 for a 12 Oz bag instead of $15.99. If it is on sale...

I've been high enough I've dipped Oreo Cookies into Pace Picante Sauce.

Snackiepoopoos are not just for Midnight Snacks but enjoying a snackiepoopoo any time of the day. I like to scavenge meat off the back of the stove. I just walked by the stove. Saw a newly purchased Rotisserie Chicken that my wife got from the Costco. Y'know what I did? I peeled some Rotisserie...

You know what Filipinos eat for snacks? They couldn't prank me with that stuff because I'm from LA and know better.

Anybody try this? I bought some after Don Frye and Dan Severn gave it a mention on the podcast. Black Rifle Coffee is both military and pharmaceutical grade coffee and if you ***** too much of it you will become so masculine it might be toxic...

"I'll take an honest villain over a phony hero any day."

Leftover Russian Food (Chicken Shashlik(Kabob) & Pork Chop)

I'd probably eat a person first before ******* an ****** but they would have to be young and female.

A lot of people misuse the word "irony". Have I, at least, put it in its proper location?

I was a huge fan of Big George and was jumping for joy when he knocked out Michael Moorer. RIP Champ https://www.yahoo.com/sports/boxing/article/george-foreman-legendary-heavyweight-champion-and-rival-of-muhammad-ali-dies-at-76-015348751.html

Thanks for that. As a Californian I know almost nothing about Hockey. Marty McSorley used to come into a place I worked at. Now that was a scary guy. Thank God he was cool as he was one of the three most memorable guys I am glad I didn't have to fight with the other two being Mark Henry and Tank...

Nazis are still around but they converted religions.

If grocery stores did not exist I'd either become a vegan or a ********. ******* are precious, innocent, perfect.

Wings Hauser, who played Ramrod in the 1982 film Vice Squad, has ****** away. RIP https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/wings-hauser-character-actor-vice-191618443.html

I see a lot of elegant people from NATO, EU, and other European leaders giving amazing inspirational speeches so carefully picking their words and enunciating with such class and style letting us know Russia is on the ropes, their military is in shambles, and their economy has been cratered but...

We went out for Russian Food. I had Borscht, Golubsty(Stuffed Cabbage), Tabaka(Cornish Hen), 4 shots of ***** https://www.yelp.com/biz/traktir-west-hollywood-west-hollywood?osq=Traktir%20-%20West%20Hollywood

I could never **** an ****** but if you did I would be willing to buy it the next day at the Kroger's Market. I went water skiing once. I was terrible. Tried surfing. No good there either. Never been on a skateboard either.

I won't argue with that except for the fact that neither of us are Muslim or Jew and I don't think either of them would run to our rescue if we were in trouble either. No argument there either except... who would be their Sugar *****? Would Hamas have the ability to buy an Executive &...

Israel claims to be at war with Hamas but uses Hamas as an excuse to level the entire Gaza Strip ******* as many Gazans as they can leaving the area uninhabitable for any survivors. I hope Israel's ambitions get the best of them stretching out their military too thin and they fall flat on their...

I have never gone hunting or fishing. I have never gone skiing and also have never been on a pair of ice skates. I have never seen, even one episode, of any of the NBC "Must See TV" sitcoms such as Friends, Cheers, Frasier, or Seinfeld.

had some chips

I still can't get over a gal who actually calls herself "Strawberry" even though it didn't warrant a thread so I deleted it. I wanna see someone named "Lot Lizard" next. Your lady is named Ella and she likes to get Nut'd on.

As long as it's not Ukraine military grade when your package gets stolen then sold to a Mexican **** Cartel.

I'm not a big Lunchie! Lunchie! Lunchie! kind of guy but I would like to share with each and every one of you what I ate today for lunch. I don't mean literally sharing so you can put your fork down and quit licking your chops. Some things are just a phrase of speech not intended to be taken...

How you been, Adam?

Ordering something off the Amazon.com while sitting on the toilet at 4AM and receiving it at the front door at 10AM the same morning. Need stuff. Get stuff. Amazon dot com.

I'm fairly handsome with my grey beard but if I could make the grey go away I'd be exceptionally handsome. I'll keep looking and paying attention for advice. Last time I used Just For Men Beard Dye...

In 'n' Out Burger - Double-Double, ****** Fries, & Strawberry Shake

I'm a fairly handsome man who can grow a full beard. Problems is I have more grey in it that I am comfortable with. I've used Just For Men Beard Dye and it melts my face to the point my chin looks like a guacamole dispenser. There are natural beard dyes but they run and smear all over the place...

I like your style because you eat ****** for dinner then wash it down with a bit of food.

That sounds good to me because flunking my Psych for the County shouldn't add any negatives if I wanted to become a high-falootin', fast-talkin', fancy book lernin' politician.

The airhead ******** hearts out here actually get convinced to vote for higher prices. That's one of the main reasons things cost so much in La-La Land. The Carls Jr burger, formerly known as the Six Dollar Burger, had to change its name to the Thickburger when it became $8.49. When they called...

Wood Ranch BBQ - Smoked Brisket(2 lbs), Tri-Tip(1 lb), Baked Beans, Skin-On French Fries, Caesar Salad, Garlic Rolls https://www.yelp.com/biz/wood-ranch-brentwood-los-angeles?osq=Wood%20Ranch%20Brentwood

Yesterday the ****** ate some salmon and calamari but I ate the rest of the Korean Fried Chicken from the night before. I told everybody, "I'm not Catholic and it's a sin to waste food so I'm good with Jesus too". For any of you characters who have never tried Korean Fried Chicken, I ask, "What...

Be funny if Andy Kaufman were still alive and, as a joke, he became a serial killer just to see if people recognized him while they were being ********.

I thought Jews discovered Chinese Food one Christmas night because it was the only place open to eat.

Good luck up there in Canadia, fellow Americans. Your recent nationalistic spirit will fit in just fine down here. Thanks for keeping my shaved head warm for so long now.

On the heels of that post I would like to mention a tenant of mine who looks exactly like David Berkowitz. I recommended him a Chinese place closing the deal by mentioning they have lunch specials until 5PM. After he wiped the spittles off his mouth he thanked me. Win-Win. "Until 5, bud?"

OK. Speaking of food I have been told this by Jews... "If you want to find some good Chinese Food but can't locate a Chinaman anywhere then just... ... Ask a Jew."

Since when did you become Catholic? You marry into a pack of them like I did? I've dodged the holy water for 10 years but they'll probably drown me with it on my deathbed.

Hello Jesus, I am Lucifer. Your ****** sent me here to keep an eye on you. I was His favorite and the *** He always wanted but instead He got You.

I used to be a regular customer for this one prostitute. Whenever I came home after visiting her I would have this itching sensation. I didn't mind the itching so much because I'd enjoy scalding my itchy gonads in the shower with extreme hot water. I'd almost return getting the itch for...

Yesterday we ordered from a place we like called Poke Republic. When we went to Maui I had Poke for the first time getting it from a supermarket named Foodland. That fresh Hawaiian Poke was great wrapped in seaweed. I order a Poke Bowl nowadays with the greens which also has spicy aioli sauce...

I love steak, especially Filet Mignon, but I think I might get tired of it over time. I remember being a total brat as a *** saying to my *** once, "***. Not steak again, dammit!"