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Fixed. Europeans seem to have no problem getting into the NBA

Convientional wisdom suggests it is cuz their dicks are too small to make it past all dat ass cleavage when hittin' it from da back Why else would anyone prefer a pancake booty to a nice round ass? It puzzles the Zolfster cuz from the back, a chick with a pancake ass is indistinguishable from...

White Knights are basically guys who "ride" to the rescue of random whores. Anytime someone says something contrary to what they believe is true they feel it is there right to defend them at all cost Kinda like a Knight Hence the name Very prevelant on internet porn forums Synonyms to the...

White Knights are basically guys who "ride" to the rescue of random whores. Anytime someone says something contrary to what they believe is true they feel it is there right to defend them at all cost Kinda like a Knight Hence the name Very prevelant on internet porn forums Synonyms to the...

some valid points made in the article they left out my personal favorites: 1) Much, much, much faster download speeds and availabilty of higher resolutions and quality of porn on paysites. 2) Much safer and effecient to use a legitimate pay site than using *******s and other means that are...

So, he feels sad over two guys who were obviously guilty and deserved their fates but believes Trayvon Martin should have been shot and ****** before the situation between him and Zimmerman escalated into what it was? This guy is one strange cookie.

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Zolf doesnt really have a problem with women being given the same opprotunities as men The battlefield tho is a sacred place and should be for men and men alone Other than that I got no problems with a woman being CEO of CSX or Intel or whaterver.

Well well well Long time no troll Welcome back. The Zolfster sees you've been a busy planting your "bullshit seeds" all around the forum here You really have a knack for coming in and stinkin up the joint like a homeless man with diahrrea P.S. You have never laid the smack down on...

Hey! I resent that! Zolf's thread was just askin a legitmiate question Not some ornane rant about women This Assari guy is clearly a misoginist

then get a hotel or ***** at a buddy's house the only accusation she can throw your way then is that you are gay which would be entirely false so she would end up looking foolish

dude if you are havin problems with the wife and rugrats at home that is easily fixed do like Japanese men do pack you an extra set of clothes and dont come home after work instead go straight to a bar after your shift is over get ****-faced ***** it off in your car then go straight to...

Wow! Zolf cant believe this bullshit actually came from the mouth of a black man i'd expect this kinda drivel from some right wing wacko of lighter complextion is he outta his mind castin his lot in with the snake bed that is the conservative wing? Nice to see the uncle toms out in full *****

Shows what you know frenchy Zolf aint married

Ha Nice Rebuttal Way better than the ass hat before you's response Anyway your response actually sums up the reason why i started the thread to begin with Men still hold most of the world's political power and wealth thus meaning they still control the majority of the planet's influence...

Hey hey hey hey hey! Relax dictionary ****! You know what I meant! **** happens! No one's perfect People make mistakes You are living proof of one of those 'mistakes' Just ask your parents FACE! :thefinger

In 1926 Tesla predicted that it would happen eventually Didnt expect it to be so soon tho Been readin a lot of **** lately and it seems that women are quietly kickin our asses in quite a few areas especially here in the states The Zolfster being the ultimate mack ***** that he is thinks that...

Re: Best Bubble Butts and Booty Shakes Cuz he wants her to fart in his face while he eats her out Zolf thinks that this is wormwoods idea of heaven.

hey look what Zolf found! It's all startin to make sense now:busted:

Thanks for the rep fire man Zolf is a guerilla fighter so he will consider your request :elaugh:

........ ........ After readin this **** I no longer believe BDG to be the most 'fucked in the head' individual who posts here And to think some people think Zolf is fucked in the head (I'm lookin at you Scotty boy!)

another **** flingin match between Xfire, Trident, and Sammy boy. Zolf loves this forum!

Oh...That A ***** dispute Over a month ago too not heated enough for Zolf to even consider putting you on his **** list Being my one and only altercation with you, Zolf considers it ancient history No need to be vindictive

Scotty, Scotty, Scotty. Still walking around with your head in the dirt and that stick up your ass eh? Might wanna get that thing removed before it takes root and ruptures your prostate. :dickhead: And what pray tell did Zolf ever do to you? Are you the chick that I left at the gas...

She catches you scoping out another female? I aint talkin about undressin the chick with your eyes for about 5 minutes type scoping out I mean just one of those quick 1 or 2 second glance and your done type deals Ya know, if the chick has a nice ass or a pair of emmaculate breasts I am...

The girl is your typical girl The skinny-fat loser fuckin her needs to go hit the gym tho :2 cents:

There is actually a cult dedicated to those gay fuckers from Police Academy? And you're a representative of these guys? That explains a lot

You are correct Zolf did say this At the same time Zolf never got high off on his own self rigthouesness neither. And that friend is what made you a hypocrite I didn't condone anything they did nor wear any of their colors or anything affiliated with them Cant say the same for you tho since...

I know right!? The Zolfster smells the stink of Hypocrisy coming from a certain French mod. Or being French that just might be.....Ya know what, Zolf ain't gonna go there. Zolf is better than that And that's my choice!

And the good lord said "Let there be Chaos":popcorn: Lots of tension in this thread To think this is all over some fat ass mexican guy with a jewish name killin a random black *** Can't wait to see how America reacts when Jaleel White doesn't win dancing with the stars The Zolfster didnt...

If ya wanna get womens then follow the Zolfster's simple rule Act like a dick The more you act like a dick, the more women are willing to wet your dick and empty your balls Also when you smashin dat ass dont fall in love with the pussy for fuck sake That is a no no:nono: You will be at home...

Excuse Zolf, but apparently he didn't get the memo that said that meeting someone meant the same as befriendin them I think I was fuckin somebody that day so its entirely plausible that Zolf missed that memo Secondly you and lil trident proved Zolfs point You wouldnt know a real gangsta when...

Probably cuz they were arrested and are gonna be put on trial Unlike your pal Zimmerman I dont think the cops are gonna let these guys just walk away based solely on their word:2 cents: Yes because we all know that Trident has a wealth of experience dealing with black thugs Zolf has met some...

Jesus cheese and crackers there be a lot of you co-signin ass hats in this thread Were the hell were all you co-signers at when Zolf was applying for a loan about 3 years back? I hear ya man It takes a lot for the Zolfster's dick to go limp But all of that sub standard bullshit on your...

only when she asks for it :pimpdaddy

Zolf does love the comic stylings of Chris Rock And I am glad you enjoyed Zolf's satire as well:hatsoff: :facepalm: I was calling you a dickhead lady why the hell would Zolf admit to being a dickhead when he knows he's right? Zolf knows he can be a dick sometimes But hell I'm cool with...

The most retarded reply ever! Makes no sense Do the world a favor and dont procreate

Yo! Wolf Guy, no one asked your co-signin ass anythin! Don't you got a tree to go **** on or sumthing?:stfu: Zolf didnt remember asking for your fuckin respect either So, um, yeah....toodles:dickhead:

Sounds to me like BDG has found yet another alias this joilover tard's rantngs are hauntingly similar to that of our loveable pokemon master even his method of accusation and deflection followed by the classic "you are obsessed with me" line is uncanny :busted: You dont fool the Zolfster...

Its not an opinion It is the truth from Zolf's standpoint. Women lie all the time Every day stuff they do is a lie From makeup that exaggerates their looks to outright lying about the suppleness of certain body parts See, Check it: 4HE3cyT0kD0 men's lies are usually pretty harmless by...

Fucked in the head? the pot calling the kettle black me thinks looks like the Zolfster may have struck a nerve.:rofl2:

And women don't cheat at all i suppose? Women are always innocent victims yes? WRONG! Dare I say women cheat more than men do They lie more too This is a fact! But to answer the question, Zolf has cheated for a vairety of reasons Mainly its because the woman I am with refuses to do...

Yup that pretty much sums it up Glad we could clear that up with minimal effort anythin else ya wanna know Fisher-MAN?

This sam fisher guy is a bigger racist than ole' Scotty boy much bigger seems to be a bit of an idiot too how many times has dat ass been ******?

simple all the racist white folk up in here are just trying to justify the *** being shot because he looked like something on a hip hop album cover thats really what it boils down to ZOLF OUT!

Zolf doesnt see how this makes his point null and void. Just cuz it happened hundreds of years ago makes it irrelevant? Zolf thinks not Whats irrelevant is your insistance upon timing(i.e. because its happening now its all that matters) Fact is it happened And your people moved beyond it to...

Zolf could have sworn he said somethin about being primarily of Turkish descent at one point or another:brick: Zolf thinks you missed his point My point wasnt to make you feel shame for what your ancestors have done I was just pointin out that every race and culture has had ***** of innocents...

Correct Zolf if he's wrong but dont you come descendant from Vikings? The same barbarian assholes who *****, ********, ******** and stole from scores of men, women, and ******** for centuries? Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones Scotty-boy.:nono: Also, I aint a fuckin'...

http://news.yahoo.com/iraq-militia-stone-youths-death-emo-style-171115804.html Zolf doesnt know whether to laugh or feel sorry for the poor bastards.:dunno:

Someone give this man a medal he obviously knows the ways of a true pimp