He now has the record for most batters retired in a row. 45 straight... previous record was 41 tied by two other guys one of them being a White Sox pitcher.
Too bad he had to pitch against the Twins. ;)
I need someone who is ocd when it comes to keeping a place clean.
My question is how do you guys keep your cable neat and clean around the computer? I have roughly 5 cables I need to organize better.
Lol, just can't stand this guy. These are pretty good parodies.
Parady
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vm03Dgu_yXA&feature=fvw
Shamwow rap song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWRyj5cHIQA
There so dumb, but I love them for some reason.
She was arrested for spitting and touching two people.
She's eight and doesn't really even know that much, but what makes it worst is that she's autistic. She was even locked up for what she did. The fuck is wrong with people nowadays...
Hey guys,
Mountain Dew is at it again. They are giving away free gear to anyone who wants to play. You don't need to buy mountain dew to play. It's 100% free all you do is spend your time collecting tokens. NO CREDIT CARD INFORMATION REQUIRED. NN A SCAM HERE.
It takes roughly 15 minutes to...
Is Bruno actually gay? I don't understand how this all works together. I thought he was just a comic.
Bruno asks Lauer for hug
http://wonderwall.msn.com/movies/Bruno-Asks-Matt-Lauer-for-Hug-After-Breaking-Down-on-Today-Show-1517943.story?GT1=28135
200 orgasms a day. Damn that is just insane. Was bored Googling random things.
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/5651/Woman-has-200-orgasms-a-day-Sarah-Carmen-suffers-from-Permanent-Sexual-Arousal-Syndrome-PSAS.html
Body Mass Index = BMI
It's the worst way of measuring someones weight to tell if there a good weight or they should lose some weight.
Do people seriously use this method anymore?
EDIT
People use this method to figure out the most over weight countries.
Favorite mindfucks? They're totally stupid and useless, but fun to waste time on when your bored.
It's a great site. Some are scary while others are tough to figure out.
Here a few of mine.
Mind fucks - these you have to figure out (notice some may be scary)...
Anyone mind telling me how great it feels for a team to win the world series or a championship is general? What are your memories and how did it feel?
I was too young in 91' and wasn't born in 87', so I can't remember winning anything. I'm yet to see a team win a championship in Minnesota...
1. I won $45 from two Minnesota Twins scratch off tickets. Profit $35! I had $10 for food, but I was really hungry and I **** fast food. Decided just to give it a shot and win something.
2. Minnesota Twins have been at the .500 mark 23x this season. For the first time they're finally over .500...
A thread dedicated to in proper English. You try to guess what the person actually means.
I'll go first and I'll start out easy. Once mine is solved someone else make a post.
"I just the whole bottle of ****."
Things you sometimes need in your life that you regret sometimes. Reason why you regret them from time to time.
Don't say porn. There's a reason why all us addicts come together on one board surrounding the world of women or w/e your pleasure is.
I try to keep them in moderation, but self...
I love when the weather becomes mild/semi-violent. I don't know why, but thunderstorms just say summertime to me and they're relaxing.
It's raining pretty hard here currently. :)
Who else loves thunderstorms?
I went into my gym to cancel my membership a couple months ago. I used to pay $60 a month for a gym membership, but I told them I was transfering to a new gym that was $35 a month. They told me I could get a deal and only pay $40. I was excited and decided to stay with them since I've been at my...
I'll tell you I'm surprised by it. It's an amazing show about living on other planets and what they may have on them. It's unbelievable that so many planets may contain ice/water.
I am looking for anyone with an Alienware computer.
The new m17x preferably.
My questions are...
1. Is the new Alienware product (m17x) better than the other ones before it?
2. Did you find any problems with the new Alienware computer?
Reason I ask is because I'm looking to buy a new...
Student denied his high school diploma for blowing a kiss to his ******. What the fuck is wrong with this world?
http://buzz.yahoo.com/buzzlog/92681?fp=1
I just get these horrible dreams I can't seem to break. I'll be sitting in my bed and fake **** up and there will be a women just standing next to me. I will of course be dreaming when this happens. It's usually not the same person and it can be other things, but it's usually a women.
Two...
Men Vs Wild is a one time show with Bear Grylls and Will Ferrall.
I just don't see Will Ferrall surviving longer than 5 minutes in the wild.
It looks like it's going to be funny as hell.
The commercial
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=453WwRG265I
I just can't seem to figure out what to say or do. Every time I think I'm flirting with a girl it turns out to be that she's just really outgoing.
My buddies say I have really low confidence and will do anything to get out of talking to a girl. I just get so anxious I feel like ***********...
This is seriously messed up.
State troopers pull over an ambulance. The emt crew was trying to help ****** at the time and the state troopers were delaying it.
I'm telling you if that was my ****** I'd probably going to prison for life. I'd rather get her help for my ****** than rather have...
Two of my buddies were talking about why women aren't allowed to be in the special ******. There really was no logical reason between them during the argument. One of my buddies is a female who would do anything to just try out for the special ******. My other buddy (who's a guy) just doesn't...
I was watching a show and it was talking about some ****** that can change it's sex or something like that. I really wasn't paying too much attention to the show, but I started to drift off and think "what if humans could just change their sex at anytime without medical procedures?".
Lets just...
Is she a pornstar?
Do you know her name or the scenes name?
http://galleries2.amakings.com/oralgirlfriends/movies/065-wild-blowjob/?nats=NDYyOjI6MTM,0,0,0,1907
I hope someone ******* his ass in prison. I'm so pissed still about this incident and it happened over 24 hours ago.
Sorry if someone posted this already. I need to vent and couldn't find the thread.
The breakdown:
3 deaths, 1 injured and he can only get a max of 55 years?
That's fucking...
It's true, "I love tofu". I read it as "I love tofu" the first time.
I don't think the DMV should have the right to ban the license plate, but it's the DMV so what do you expect.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30112394/?GT1=43001
Carl Pohland was 93 and was the richest owner in baseball. Carl's three **** have inherited the Minnesota Twins.
His net worth was between 3.1-3.6 billion. That is more than two times the amount the Yankees owner George Steinbrenners net worth. George is known for spending though unlike the...
The wonderful sport of baseball is about to start again. There's less than a week left until the preseason starts. All the broken dreams of the 2008 season are past us now.
Bert Blyleven picks the AL pennant. AL pennant to be won by the Angels.
Boston - East
Twins - Central
Angels - West...
I've never heard of the show before, but it's coming out with a second one.
The shows basically about four pornstars trying to become something in the business world. I don't know this for sure since i've only seen commercials.
The first one had one of my favorite pornstars Nautica Thorn...
I'm just wondering what you guys think. It's very odd to find new to pairs of ski's at your back door. We have a fenced back yard and it's not common for someone to just come back there and leave anything. So finding roughly two new ski's and there sticks valueing $450 Dollars brand new in your...
Is America the major trade center in the world? It seems like whatever happens to us effects the rest of the world.
Is this true and can you explain this?
Well I have been figuring out most of my problems with help and time.
I want to create guides on my website. Instead of making it a sloppy mess with all the guides showing at one time. How do you create a hotlink that you click on and it shows/hides the information.
Example: lets say I...