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You keep coming back and we'll leave out the frictionless masturbation lubricant out for you.

Free Billy Ocean video for 150 credits, damn! Get out of my dreams and into my car, I am so in!

What a comeback for the Bruins, but to loose in the SO bummer.

If it's not GeoCities then it's ****!

Practical special effects, not CGI, George Romero making a better zombie flick, or another Creepshow.

People say "how does a douche like John Mayer pull so much tail?" Simple, if you know how to strum a few guitar cords, write irrelevant songs about sons and *********, then get said woman you want. Look at that dreadlocked douche from Counting Crows, or that prison cocktease from Maroon .

Max Hardcore is still relevant these days? Anyway, if you don't like it don't watch it.

Wow this goes right up there with the ShamWow!

I still haven't seen any of her work.

All of these women look like they just shat pineapples.

Altered assholes, what does this guy have a Play doh Fun Factory fetish?

Some kind of railroad tie or plank is adequate foot wear I like, honestly clunky heels so she can get a good grip when she goes heels to hands. - - - Updated - - - Some kind of railroad tie or plank is adequate foot wear I like, honestly clunky heels so she can get a good grip when she goes...

What the fuck is a buck Wilde is this another game show that is on a tv station that is supposed to play music.

I'd bang the sands of time out of her, boom shakalaka!

What did you just get the Internet yesterday? This thread is 5 years old.

I use the one the pat helps me find things on the Internet .

Ochre is a good color for TP

I get high with a little help from my friends, you know the ones that handle rattlesnakes. - - - Updated - - - I get high with a little help from my friends, you know the ones that handle rattlesnakes.

Tomorrow night is the 888th Bruins Vs. Canadians be there or watch it on tv.

Lindsay Lohan, I am crossing my fingers for this, especially seeing her go airtight.

Yes many places have them, perhaps your friend or neighbor may have them.

The Clown Prince of Porn Jonathan Morgan helping me double team of somewhat cognitive Ava Devine.

Your still in the DR? Are you the president now?

Do the male members of Ace of Bass know you raid their wardrobe closet?

Re: Aged (Mature) ***** you want to sex with Janice Dickinson to see which one of her enhanced plastic parts becomes unglued.

A majority of Troll 2 has some of the worst lines.

When did they become relevant?

I have two words one contraption to wipe your rear, bed daye.

Whatever happend to just keeping a diary?

Never heard of either of them, do they havevsex or something?

What will they be doing together? I bet something sexy.

There was cocain in **** damnit where was I in Tony Montana mode.

I like a chilled pint glass or one of those German **** steins with the flip top. Also I like those barrel shaped British pub glass with the handle.

Well if your butt plug doesn't have a point I see no point putting it in there, food for thought Stinkums.

Some kind of djinn with sharp fang like teeth.

Something involving lot's of hardcore sex, maybe eating something with shredded coconut on it later.

Man those Finnish women need to take a jacuzzi filled with some chapstick, talk about Arctic windburn.

Most of the girls that work for Joanna Angel have lot's of tattoos, generally I prefer my porn women tattooed but hey whatever gets you off know what I mean Vern.

Re: Breaking News: Lisa Ann had sex with Soulja Boy and Bow Wow? Now I feel bad for Kriss Kross.

Put dirk in those ankle sock garters and vavavoom, I'll make him forget his first Alabama Snowcone.

The burning angel girls, and that's it.

Yes, I have heard Finnish spoken, and my question is this. How come you all talk so fast with very long spelled words and not ******** from air loss. Even the word for the city of New York is like 40 letters long and broken into a dozen syllables.

I'd like to punch the two Staal brothers for Carolina in the ovaries, and Alex Semen he is an asshat too. - - - Updated - - - I'd like to punch the two Staal brothers for Carolina in the ovaries, and Alex Semen he is an asshat too.

That's like asking me what brand of tomato soup to eat and bisque too.

No members of Eve 6 and Candlebox I will not play your rehearsal space rent!

I will write my post in the stylings of Camp Grenada. Hello Lisa how you doing? Thanks for coming back to Freeones So let the jizz start a spewing I will let you all finish the rest.

That goes into my maybe view pile, next to wait that too much dick in one woman.

I can't even figure out how to install Iso 5 in my iPad.

That's like asking how many trees are in a forest get out of here with that turkey question.

I think the last thing a porn performer is going to divulge to a ***** is that they are in the industry.