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You like my work and think I should be paid for it.....of course I want to be your friend! ;)

Today's Votes Miss FreeOnes ****** Borgia Jane Burgess Lacey Black Patty Plenty Jaana Ruutu Euro Babe Rebekah Dee Cam Girl Jane Burgess Lacey Black Adult Model Bella Bellini Newcomer Candy Ann

I'm so glad that you're enjoying it, Bella. You're one of the people that make this thread worth doing. :kiss: LoBo, your awesomeness is unquestionable. :bowdown: I agree! We should petition for Roald's pay cheque, in the name of......ummm......Australian equality!

Safe.....for now. ;) hehehe

I've seen worse...sometimes in the mirror. :)

Thanks for the compliment, maleonetwo! I'm glad that a lot of people like this. Hmmmm.....if you're suggesting a financially compensated Wallaby, I like the sound of that! :D Always glad to see you here, Mandy! Your awesomeness knows no boundaries. :cool:

Current Standings Since this is a shortened contest, there will be a lot of large moves; however, the previous rules (though slightly altered because 10 places is too much) still apply- contestants in bold have moved 7 or more places, contestants in GREEN have moved into a qualifying position...

Thank you, Miss H! "Good luck?" You're trying to have the lend of me: this is anything but luck. ;) I liked it and I laughed. :thumbsup: No worries, some people just don't get it... I know what you mean, it's the same for me too. Thank you, PP! For my part, from now on, you get coverage...

I know what you mean, jitna- I couldn't find that info posted anywhere and had to ask Petra. So, who are you voting for and what do you think of the contest this year? Also, is Harley Spencer still officially jitna-endorsed?

Congratulations to Patty Plenty for FINALLY joining the boards! Current Rankings Again, here are the overall round rules. For Round 1, contestants in bold have moved 10 or more places, contestants in GREEN have moved into a position to advance, contestants in RED have moved out of advancing...

Yes, that completely works. :D

No worries LoBo, for you, I'll make the analysis deep and probing....and ask the penetrating questions. You know, thinking about it, it's weird how many sexual double entendres journalism has, isn't it? :dunno: You're worth caring and voting for, Jaana. :lovecoupl Mind you though, I was...

Analysis For this year's contest, I'll be covering/following: Miss Hybrid ****** Borgia Jane Burgess Bella Bellini Mandy Flores Spexy Ashleigh Rebekah Dee Lacey Black Candy Ann Carlotta ********* Alice 85JJ Aeryn Walker Leya Falcon Jaana Ruutu Additionally, I'll start updating...

Cheers, Buggster! I got the same thing, "You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Buggster again." Hard at something.... I've had a few choice words for twitter as well. Cheers, GodsEmbryo! I'm rather curious as well. I wouldn't be surprised if there was a bit of a tussle...

It's time for Miss FreeOnes 2013! As always, before we start another Miss FreeOnes, I believe it's important that we take a moment to reflect. For starters, it's great to see that the contest is growing, from the number and variety of contestants to the number of voters and votes being cast...

I hope there's a good turnout this year. As Miss Hybrid, Jane Burgess, and others can attest to, I've been bugging the **** out of everyone on Twitter. Of course, there's always the unreachable few that I want plucked for the contest, but I suppose there always has to be some disappointment.

Since we're not quite ready for the contest to start and due to the fact that I've seen far too many missing faces from the roster of contestants, I've been spending the majority of my time trying to convince unregistered previous contestants and would-be first-time contestants to join the 2013...

The more that help, the better! Thanks to the stats last year, I got a little too close to that "neighbourhood weird guy that never leaves the house" line. Aeryn Walker's joining? That's fantastic! (I reckon welcome1_1985's going to **** himself) So there's you and her..... now if I could only...

Completely and totally awesome! :bowdown:

Re: Mandy Flores 1st thread! Let the addiction begin! Completely and totally awesome! :bowdown:

Well, we find ourselves less than a month away from the beginning of another Miss FreeOnes competition, and it's time again for me to begin my posting here. As always, I'll be covering the entire competition from now through to the completion, or at least until I get pissed off because all of my...

For starters, I would like to extend my congratulations to all of the category winners, and I would like to deeply thank all of the contestants who decided to participate on the boards. Much like the other voters and posters here, I can say that it has definitely been a pleasure to spend time...

Words can't describe how completely gutted I feel right now. I'll write something more substantial in the next day or so, but for now, I'm completely dismayed.

How does???..... I mean, with the anxiety and wetness???..... Muscle spasms???..... :facepalm: Mandy, this smut and utter filth will not be tolerated! Besides, I'm sure you can do better than that. ;) I know....there goes my respectability. :******: Miss Hybrid, you shouldn't have to take...

UN-******-BELIEVABLE!!!! You do this and it's completely awesome.....I have a few too many and post a vid of me doing the same thing and suddenly it's tragic. :facepalm: Lovely thread, LoBo! :thumbsup: - The Flying Wallaby

Don't worry Mandy, if you can't spin the results, I can! :D Thank you very much for your compliments, for posting here, and for being amazing in general. Real name?!?!?! That's more of a PM thing. ;) Brilliantly said, Buggster. Your assessment of the rounds is bang on target. In addition to...

That's actually true. Usually, by Round 3, I'm bitter, pissed off, and don't see this as being worth it anymore- I like to call it Dors Feline Syndrome.

Yes, I realize that you're both right- we "vote posters" here are dwarfed by the outside and unposted inside votes; however, don't forget that these votes are accurate and a valid representation of your standing, even if it is only among vote posters. So, perhaps you may not have won the overall...

Re: Miss FreeOnes 2012 is OVER! Join us at Exxxotica Miami May 19th to hear the winne ****** hell I'm tired....

With the contest officially over, it's time to post actual numerical returns. Again, let me preface them with the following statement: These results are based solely on the posted votes of board members in the official thread and in the FW thread; results do not account for votes posted in...

I'll have the preliminary results up in about 10 minutes.....

No worries, I'll have the board results up in a couple of hours. ;) Sure, it's a narrow sliver when compared with the overall number of votes, but at least it's some news and/or something to take solace in.

My Final Votes Miss FreeOnes Miss Hybrid Newcomer ****** Borgia OCSM Miss Hybrid :thumbsup: -The Flying Wallaby

Neither am I! hehehe

What do you consider "placing," Briana?

You know he won't win Miss FreeOnes....maybe Best Newcomer, but I doubt it.

To all those who are posting your votes, thank you. To everyone else, especially since this is the last full day of the contest, PLEASE post your votes (contestant and category) so that we can know who FreeOnes board members are picking.

I always wondered what that rattle in the pipes was... It's nice to have a ****** around the house, it really brightens things up. Today's Votes Miss FreeOnes Miss Hybrid Newcomer ****** Borgia OCSM Miss Hybrid

I just got a big chunk of the undefined votes cleared up, so I'll add them in with the update tomorrow.

Looking forward to it? Are you sure about that? hehehe Flying Wallaby's Treatise on Miss FreeOnes 2012. It's always a pleasure to vote for you. :) Cheers jitna! I would say something about following Miss Hybrid's lead....but who wouldn't follow her lead?!?! I had to make an impression...

Thank you so much, Mandy! It's great to be back. :)

Thanks to the monumental assistance of my friends GodsEmbryo and who??, it's FINALLY time to start posting some returns! First though, let me preface them with the following statement: These results are based solely on the posted votes of board members in the official thread and in the FW...

She's like a hotness/sexiness WMD.

I thought I'd post them now, before I start on my way home (FreeOnes and driving surprisingly don't mix well). Today's Votes Same as always, but why mess with perfection? Miss FreeOnes Miss Hybrid Newcomer ****** Borgia OCSM Miss Hybrid :thumbsup: -The Flying Wallaby

Don't forget to post your votes (and category, if necessary) for the unofficial FreeOnes-only vote count either in this thread or in mine. :thumbsup: -The Flying Wallaby

Soon, you won't even realize I was gone. ;) I'm not totally back yet, just almost back (glad for that even). You know I'm always happy to vote for you and see your messages (and vids) here. Besides, sharks don't scare us wallabies. :D hehehehe Today's Votes Miss FreeOnes Miss Hybrid...

****** hell.....I'm 1,450k's south of woop woop when the gulahs come out! :1orglaugh I'll be back in a day, 2 at the most. Look mate, you're swimming with the sharks here. If you've got an issue with how the contest is held, please start a thread about it and discuss it with Petra. I've done...

Can everyone who is a posting board member please start posting your votes (and category) either here or in my new thread? I would really appreciate it. As you can see, I'm going to be trying to keep a FreeOnes board members-only tally for Round 3. FlyingWallaby's Highly Inaccurate...

Sorry the delay and my absence....****** stupid life outside of FreeOnes! :mad: Soon, I'll have the full time to do what I'm actually supposed to be doing- crunching numbers for Round 3 of Miss FreeOnes. Here's my votes so far.... Today Miss FreeOnes Miss Hybrid Newcomer ****** Borgia OCSM...

Can everyone who is a posting board member please start posting your votes either here or in my new thread? I would really appreciate it. As you can see, I'm cooking up something big... FlyingWallaby's Highly Inaccurate FreeOnes-Only Final Round Vote Counter Thanks for your help everyone...