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is that a banana in your pockets, or a boner?

so Smithers is real...

pimp-hand-z ?

Wow... so where does crunchy come from?

if you can't make your gf gag and almost *****, you're doing it wrong.

One of those times when you KNOW precedence demanded the sign...

Is that why the Tick says SPOON! ?

Wow... that looks painful.

"They see me rollin... the pussy... "

Yeah the butt double sucks... it's a nice ass, don't get me wrong... just bummed it wasn't her

"Here lies TheFreak He went like he came in. Suckin Tits" I wish...

Sounds like me when I"m driving...

I'm in.

Lady... the term is used loosely...

That must be where my ****** goes...

that's going to haunt my dreams...

i think those snacks have gone wrong... horribly wrong...

Those tits are like Steve Buscemi's teeth.. all of them are in business for themselves...

Someone tell plastic surgeons that just because you CAN... doesn't mean you should. I want to know how Heidi Montag isn't on that ist...

I haven't laughed that hard in awhile..

I can see it now "This isn't what it looks like.... okay it's EXACTLY what it looks like"

Only pussy he'll ever stroke...

That's funny, I don't care who you are...

There's boots in the picture?? I couldn't get past the shimmering mane of fur... And my wife thinks I'M hairy...

Wait'll he meets Bubba...

those are some pretty good ideas right there....

Such a versatile word...

Reminds me of that scene in Dogma... "Have you seen the faces you make mid coitus". can't go wrong with Alan Rickman

"welcome to the restaurant my ***..." At least you know you won't **** up with a *****'s head in your bed.... it's been used in the "meat"!

Do you have to blow on this one to get to work?

Didn't he already get a prize?

Thread necromancy is bad mmmkay...

And people thought Katy Perry with elmo was bad...

Do they know the difference between good naked and ugly naked??

Where does this happen? The only chicks i see belong on People of Walmart...

Um... "that's a huge bitch"?

"Diamonds... that'll shut her up. For a minute"

Here's my guess for a band name "Three Bitches I'll Eat if Stranded on a desert island"

Maybe the fridge was broken that day, and it had all spoiled...

in my NIGHTMARES!

Buy now, and we'll double your order...

*******...not *******...*******...not *******...*******...not *******...

I've seen this image (but i think with a different face and purse color) as a greeting card, usually along the lines of "quick, what color is her purse" or something...

That first one is doctored I think... no way Batman lets himself be seen, let alone photographed...

I can hear that dog now... "Fuck this fanta ****... where's a bottle of Jack to wear?"

General Hooker... does that mean there are more Specific Hooker entrances somewhere?

the thief would steal it, the crack head would smoke it?

i agree with afterlights. Nolan's could have been any city in the country. Gotham has ALWAYS been a character in it's own rights. Me personally, i don't like Nolan's at all.

Almost as good as Batman's "Quiet or papa spank!" Papa Spank!

Wow... and growing up everyone told me that I WASN'T normal... phew. what a load off my back...