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"No, John. You are the demons". And then John was demons. Best story ever.

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Out of curiosity, how does one "buy" an accident?

Even if he did end up being Muslim, which he 1000000% is not, what in the figly fuck would it matter? And how do those of you who claim to be sooooo educated know so little about what happened in Northern Ireland, and what in a lot of ways is still happening in the form of segregation and fear...

Salmon soup with dill and potatoes. best **** ever, amirite?

Yes, they technically allow them, obviously, but if enough people report you OR if you post a video(not a link to a video, an actual video) they usually end up deleting it and possibly your blog. Anything form just feet to XXX. i've known tons of porn blogs who have been deleted over this. I've...

Also the Google thing is a lie because a good chunk of my daily traffic comes from google searches, and when you google me tons of my stuff from tumblr comes up.

Tumblr has always deleted adult blogs though. MyGirlFund had theirs deleted like 4 times. it has nothing to do with Yahoo. Someone probably just reported you.

Anyone who's ever sexually assaulted a *****.

oh my god, the tag for this thread. seriously, stahp. everyone has guilty pleasures. I like how I also mentioned I was going to see the Gaslight Anthem and the Menzingers this summer but nobody said a damn thing because you've never heard of them. you're soooo cooool to judge me for liking a...

Did this dude just try to say there's no market for me?

You donn't know much about married life, do you?

Sweetheart, I am more woman than you can handle.

Hey, don't talk crap about my friend.

Herpes, herpes everywhere.

Re: Would you marry a PORNSTAR? Only a handful of guys I've been with have ever had a problem with my line of work.

Almost all of my friends got sick, so we had to cancel the cabin trip. I'm thinking a handful of people are just gonna come over later in the day for some ********, but arlier on I'l visit some relatives for sauna and food.

Nah, dude. I don't care what you look like. You put your hands on me, you're not getting anything from me.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/19/above-the-game-kickstarter-tofutofu_n_3466538.html There is so much wrong with what he wrote, but just a few points.. 1. If you touch a woman without asking, she isn't going to like you. 2. if you try and do anything to a woman, or even a man, without...

man, all of the good threads happen when I'm ********. Deal breaker? probably being called a slut by a guy in his 30s who thought a message board full of chronic masturbaters and a handful of porn stars and cam girls would be able to give him solid career advice.

http://www.aljazeera.com/video/americas/2013/05/201351552148425474.html But, hey. You're the kind of person that ignores facts when they're right in front of you, so..

Al Jazeera did a feature a few weeks ago on some extreme drill test thing the army does, and how in that test women and men had literally the same exact failure and success rates. Plenty of women in the military have proven they can be just as strong as their male counterparts, so I don't see...

Only about 20 minutres on the Sibway from union to the mall. I like the mall in Woodridge better, though.

inb4 whats his name posts about big dick bastards.

I lived there for 10 years. Speaking purely from experience, girls from where I lived(Scranton) are extremely dirty, and yet somehow the guys are even filthier. The place is a dump.

Oh, Mandy..when you came and you gave without takin'...

It's just a message board. :dunno:

show me where I insulted you here. I pointed out WHY some OCSMs have lost patience with you. I could've called you a bunch of names and said your ****** smelled of elderberry but instead I told you straight up why you've been making enemies. Take it for what you will but no on here is going to...

You were painfully racist in a few different threads, and sometimes you post stuff that's straight up offensive. You cant try and play the victim here.

Not because you enjoy it, but because you were curious. You have done it. Don't lie to me, boy.

Octopus.

Now this thread's tags are just silly. Anyway, I've uplpaded a new video to my Freeones store. It features me getting fucked while I have a vibrator in my ass. I think you'll enjoy it.

TIM HORTONS ICED CAPPUCCINO. THE BEST FUCKING THING ABOUT CANADA. miss them somuch

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Can we stop this **** already? I stopped going when i was 9 but I'm not going to harass people who still choose to go. Stop.

i'm on!

I don't listen to people who think they're smarter than me.

http://profiles.myfreecams.com/Jaana_ 45 minutes to go. Hope you're ready!

Ah. Share an article you find interesting and suddenly you're a knee-jerk liberal. Look at this fucking guy.

I disagree.

If it makes them happy, why in the absolute fuck do you even care? If THE INDIVIDUAL is not hurting anyone in the name of their religion, then why is it even an issue? I don't hold all of my Jewish friends accountable for what the Israeli government does to people and I don't hold all of my...

Religion is cancer but so are atheists who don't let people live however they hell they want. As long as people don't use their religion as an excuse to hold someone down i don't care if people are religious and as an atheist i don't like this thread.

Source.

Mad props to whomever tagged my thread with "green day sucks". YOU SUCK. :( Reminder that my show starts in a little less than six hours! My goal for tonight will be 1000 tokens. Every 100 token tip gets a boob flash or an ass shake - your choice!

IS THAT A CARE BEAR I need a hug.

What idiot just randomly lights sheds on fire?

This picture ******** me in ways i can't even begin to explain.

Clips4Sale is good if you're looking for solo videos. Many girls sell their own videos so you're directly helping them. I even have a store there. ExtraLunchMoney is good, too, if you're into amateur content. There are some pros there, like Siri, but it's mostly amateur.

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