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Hot accent. Not too smart though :1orglaugh

Nice tattoos on girls are so sexy!

Gotta agree with you there buddy! :hatsoff: I'd rep you till my rep button fell off, if I could!

haha even gay colour names - "mint"

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It's bait. It draws his prey in, then BAM.... herpes.

Look how cool the mum/*** looks though! Arm on the window was SO DOPE back in the 50's! We are seeing an original picture of Snoop Dogs heritage!

Because every female shits when having an orgasm????

This

Isn't this just a normal day in Khazakstan?

Can't be too nerdy... Default background on those macs... tsk tsk.

She can't get out of that shower... She's probably very clean :)

I think that messed up shirt/dress/skirt ****** the dinosaurs.

Her thumbnail is creepy... And, WTF is that around her waist? A stocking or just excess skin waiting to be turned into more lip skin?

Watermelons?... where?

- A slightly longer, but same circumference bottle? - A rather round cucumber? - A can of beans? - A thermos of coffee? - A rolled up newspaper? - An oversize novelty packet of Oreos? Take your pick Shifty. :turnturn:

"Luke, I am your FUR-ther" :lame:

AKA. Dick sweat.

You don't have toy castles at your parties? They make a party go from average to "HOLY-FUCKING-****-THIS-PARTY-ROCKS" Try it.

Please tell me there is more of Vika... :lovecoupl

Perfect :thumbsup: Just what I needed after a hard day at work - Thanks mate!

I haven't... I've searched, but had no luck :******:

My dick hurts... Thanks Vika :banana:

Actually, it is. A survey confirmed it. :rofl::rofl::rofl:

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It will look like Emperor Palpatine is eating your dick.

How is a stork a villain??....

Scandalous fingers.... They'll get ya every time!

Someone explain Georgia dammit! I'm just a lowly Southern-Hemispherian here!

:nanner:

Splinter - Hero is a word thrown around all too often... But you sir, you are my hero :hatsoff:

What has been seen..... :(

You're a sick man PK!!

I always knew the Thai were manufacturing WTF...

damn - I thought it said XL KLIT. I thought to myself "Yeah, I guess I want to see a really big funny looking clit" not happy jan.

The facial expression of the dude on the motorbike is sweet!

hehe funny paws

I wonder if they are Identical Twins... Only one way to find out.. Give me a look, in the name of science.

"Just shutup and show me your fucking rack" :dunno:

Polka dots are SO 2009. Get with the times Sky!

WHARRGARBL!!

Hammerhead sharks rock - I'm studying them here in Australia. Another thing I study are Nudibranchs. So I'd like a picture of an awesome nudibranch.

I caught myself asking "Who shoots arrows inside a tool shed?" Am I a gay handyman or something?

Look how much **** is on him... I think it's fair to say the birds have won this round!

You don't have breasts. Wait. What?...

:rofl:

Chicks and their pussy. Always a good combination.

Extreme Modeling?

I guess "straight black bowl cut" has been replaced with "wirey semi-blonde lengthy" look.

So the Mexican vagina worm cleaned you out thoroughly then Dirk? Seriously Japan... Why are you so messed up? Funny, but messed up!