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Why is ***** always yellow? I once tried ******** nothing but blue liquid for 3 days, and not once was my **** blue.

24 Grams generalizing people/Americans again... What else is new?

Hope he's okay. Nice to see people helping and not just standing around with a camera. (Not meaning to diss the people who took this video, though.)

Oh, man! It's been forever since I've seen that. I remember liking it at the time, but I was young.

Re: Extraordinary colour photographs reveal 1940s life in the Big Apple in all its gl Very cool. It's weird, but it's hard for me to not think of the world in black and white at that time.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Batman Begins

Can't help it. There aren't any other wolves here. :D

Nevermind. :lurk:

1. Classic Goofy and Donald Duck cartoons. 2. Looney Tunes. 3. Batman The Animated Series 4. X-Men 5. The Simpsons seasons 1-8. After that, it got really terrible. But those first few seasons still beat anything ****** Guy or South Park have ever churned out IMO.

That, or a lack of bones.

However, this could prove counter-productive.

Out of all the games coming out this season, this is the one I'm most excited about. I love the Call of Duty series, the Assassin's Creed series, the Battlefield series, and I loved Arkham Asylum. But few games have stolen as many hours of my life as Oblivion and Fallout 3 and New Vegas. And I'm...

Classy.

You have to un-correct the auto-correct. Both results are nasty. Not mentally scarring, but nasty.

Oooh, holy fuck! :eeew:

Haven't people like this ever heard of jacking off? If no woman wants to have anything to do with you, don't settle for a raft, a car, a donkey, etc. Use your hands!

Just a heads up: don't Google Image Search "surgil infection". :eeew:

...or maybe Dirk?

I guess I should have paid for the insurance. :dunno:

Clearly you're not the only one. :facepalm: Mario Bros., both Street Fighter movies, Doom, the second Mortal Kombat movie. All garbage. I thought the Resident Evil movies were okay, the first Mortal Kombat movie had some good fights, Prince of Persia was decent, and Hitman and Max Payne...

For a day? Sure. Why not? I wouldn't do anything with guys though. I would just play with my boobies and maybe have some nice lesbian sex. Maybe find out what really feels good for a woman and use it to my advantage when I turn back into a man. But if a woman gets to be in control of my body...

I remember waking up and walking out to the kitchen. (I was living with my parents at the time.) My *** and my ****** were standing there, looking somber. I asked what was wrong, and my ****** said something like, "we're under ******." Both towers had been hit before I woke up. I don't remember...

I have an aunt that flirts with ****** members. Another aunt that had an accident and now has mental issues. She says things that don't make sense, she'll repeat herself, and it's hard to explain, but at times she will stop talking mid-sentence and make a really weird facial expression (like...

^ What he said. There is no difference between them because a male-to-male cable is a 'regular' cable.

South Africa? Saudi Arabia? San Antonio? South America? Salvation Army? Sexual Assault? :dunno:

I am depressed and devastated!

I've heard of her, but I don't care. Why would anyone be upset by this unless you were a stalker and had delusions of marrying her? Following ********* gossip is one thing, being "depressed and devastated" about what they do is just plain crazy.

Tummy. What are you, six years old? It's your stomach!

"Gotta catch 'em all" makes me think of someone NOT wearing a condom. Gotta catch all them STD's!

:cool:

1. They don't look at all alike. 2. They don't own the rights to use a bird, and MAI's looks more like a real toucan than Sam does. 3. If they aren't making money off the design, I don't think they can get anything, unless they can prove the MAI bird is somehow making Kellogg's lose money.

Stop Police **** :elaugh:

Gotten - proper or not, I **** the way it sounds. Hoopla Woot Lol/Lawl/Lolz/Lawlz Y'all Gaga

Wait, so you have a time machine, but you want to start an abortion clinic? Why not just go back in time and stop them from getting pregn... Oh, nevermind.

Not into **********.

The recession is so bad, Apple has to make products with only one button.

I've seen both my parents naked, but not intentionally. My ******* had the wonderful experience of seeing my 82 y/o grandmother naked... I'm sure it happens a lot, and that most **** at one point or another have seen their parents naked, but I don't think that makes it 'okay' or 'natural'. And...

Ooh! I just noticed I also qualify as a Jedi Knight!

I often complain about Obama's policies (spending mostly), and have never bitched about his birth certificate, lapel (not label) pins, or anything you list here. I haven't even said anything about a teleprompter because everyone uses teleprompters. So I think this 'boo hooing' should be directed...

The sad thing is, I don't find this that weird... I don't know if the internet has lowered my standards of what is weird, or if I was expecting more from Dirk.

I'm a Ninja/Samurai, though I would not consider myself violent.

So you're just blindly defending him... Even better. Well, here is just a few: - Talking about traveling 'to every corner of the United States' he went to '57 states, with one more to go.' And Alaska and Hawaii he was 'not aloud to go to.' - Speaking of 'fallen heroes' he said he saw a few of...

Another point I left out: Maybe they aren't being targeted as much because they aren't making as many stupid statements. Yet people here like to say ALL Republicans are stupid, gay hating, tea-baggers, young-earthers, birthers, etc. I can show you posters who have used those terms as if they...

I see. But how often is he mocked here? That's right, hardly ever. I can't even remember a single instance of someone mocking Biden on this forum. You tell me. The rest seem legitimately stupid. Romney had his own mocking thread just last week. And you think their gaffes are "intentional"...

:wtf: He's the Vice President, a Democrat, and also known to say stupid things occasionally... What's your point? Saying there are 57 states with one to go, that was from deceptive editing? :1orglaugh There are plenty of other stupid statements made in that video. Go ahead and find excuses for...

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