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It seems I've underestimated how tall some of you people are. I found out just a few minutes ago that Sabrina Deep is about 9" taller than I figured she was, and Johan is at least a foot taller than I pictured him. That said, for the sake of picturing everyone more accurately, please state your...

...to wherever Michael Bay's bastardization of TMNT will be filmed. It's for the good of mankind. Now accepting donations.

Sad to see some of the negative effects of technology. Story

Well, I think this is interesting. I don't think I'd go so far as to clone my cat, though. Article

So, how old is Whimsy? :confused: Article

Godzilla would totally use the squid as toilet paper. :yesyes:

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Who is this girl? Thanks in advance. :)

Just a few interesting tidbits on how fucked up our economy is. :) Article

I don't know about anyone else, but I'm curious to try one of these little bastards. I'm sure it'd give me fire ass for 2 days, but it would be worth it. :) Story

The missus and I recently watched the movie Up, and we were thinking of the feasibility of doing the same thing. Got any suggestions or advice?

I know that I'm putting a big target on myself, but I really need someone else's perspective. As you may or may not know, I am a person of upstanding moral values. As such, I have periodically been paying women for sex since I broke up with my last girlfriend. It costs about as much as a couple...

Seriously?!? For fuck's sake, you fucking imbecile, you were specifically instructed not to communicate with anyone about the god damned trial!!! I understand that might be overwhelming to the rabbit turd inside your skull, so let me say it nice and slowly: NOT A FUCKING PEEP, TWEET, POST, CALL...

I never cease to be amazed by teenagers in their quest of stupidity. One thing that's hard to imagine is a big macho football jock sticking a **** bong up his ass. Oh, dear. Story

'Tis a sad day for metal. They may not be the best band in metal, but they always put on a hell of a show, and Flattus Maximus was an integral part of that. Rawk in peace. :banger: :hatsoff: Story

Once again, I'm left in awe of how backwards and shortsighted these fanatic bastards are. IT'S A FUCKING GAME!!! I'm not a fan of ass-grabbing at sporting events, but it's a part of what the steroid monstrosities on the field do. Let it go. Story

On the brought side, something newsworthy besides Charles Schultz has finally come out of Santa Rosa. Moving on... :rolleyes: Story

Oh, dear. I'm not sure I wanna look, but I'm not sure I don't, either. Story

I don't know how the Poison album didn't win. :eek: Slide show

Ah, you gotta love the fairness and equality people have in the Arab world! Fucking idiotic, backwards fanatical assholes... :thefinger Story

Dawg bless America! :sarcasm: Story

Seriously?!? These fucking corporate cocksuckers at Kellogg's are copyrighting the image of a toucan?!? Maybe we should genetically re-engineer the fucking bird so it doesn't infringe on their copyright. It's a fucking non-profit organization that teaches **** in fucking Guatemala! It's bad...

This hits really close to home for me. As someone who has built outdoor structures many, many times over the past decade I can't help but thinking that the next one could be the one that I'm on. So far I've been fortunate enough to have never been on or near a stage when it collapsed, but I've...

We saw this happen in Egypt just before Mubarak was ousted. This time it happened in the US. Was it necessary, or was it an overreaction? Also, do BART's actions infringe on peoples' rights, or do they protect the general public? I understand them not wanting overcrowded platforms (anyone who...

How embarrassing is that?!? :1orglaugh Story

Every time I try opening a page on the main site, whether it's the main page, a linked name, a link to something on the main site, etc. I get the following message: :confused: :wtf: :helpme:

This is beyond fucking sick. These fucking **** stains need to have their balls soaked in lye, or have a starving rat sewn inside their assholes. Anyways, Just thought I'd share with you fine folks. Story

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And so it begins, yet again... :brick: Story

Thursday we had Soundgarden, and they were awesome. Friday we had some Japanese band that I'd never heard of, The B'z, that have sold something like 75 million albums, and I was pleasantly surprised to discover that they were pretty fucking amazing. What was the last good show you went to?

... the lovely miss NikkiValentine! May your stay be longer than the previous one. :hatsoff: :clap: :jump: :cool:

http://manyworks.com/silk/show_xray.html?show=melissa-xray_r&source=models_mnopqr.js :D

I've recently been planning a trip to an undisclosed location, but while researching the aforementioned undisclosed location, I realized that it's really hard to find a really good place to eat in a foreign place unless a local can recommend one, so I had an idea for a thread. What are some...

Do you have any quirks or inadequacies that you have in mind at all times? If so, what are they? I'm self-conscious about 2 things: my **** gut, and my ***** apnea. The **** gut makes me look fatter than I am. I mean, I'm neither lean, nor built, but the gut magnifies my girth even more. The...

An e-mail forward I got. Retire To The Holiday Inn (Sounds like a plan to me!) Recently I was checking my 401k account and thinking about retirement, as everyone does when they hit 45. I saw an article about nursing and retirement homes and the expenses. Then it hit me. No nursing home for me...

An Obituary printed in the London Times - Interesting and sadly - rather true Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will...

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That's a pretty morbid way to make a profit. If the woman were only selling to verifiable terminal patients who are suffering it would be a humane thing. By selling to anyone on the internet, though, it becomes morbid. I don't think euthanasia should be ******, but its administration should be...

Anyone? :helpme: http://hustlercash.com/gallhit/301013/12780/39/2/0/0/0

I'm not a fan of creampies and **** like that, but this girl is absolutely fucking gorgeous. Would someone care to enlighten me as to what her stage name is? That would be very much appreciated. :hatsoff: http://galleries.girlsgotcream.com/pics/11684/sarah2fuy/1005933/

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Judging from the article, he led a full life, and made do with what he had. If only more people had his attitude toward life the world might not be as screwed up as it is right now. R.I.P. Walter Story

... and I won't tell you no lies. DCfWmNJt4D4 :sing:

Any idea who this girl is? I've never seen anyone with pubic hair quite like hers. :thumbsup:

Not that I give a rat's ass about either of them, I just thought I'd see what others thought. :spin:

I'm glad someone is finally putting a stop to this trend of bastardizing the National Anthem. People think that they can **** all over it freely because it's their "artistic representation" of it. Sorry to tell you this, but it's the fucking NATIONAL ANTHEM, not some shitty pop song that you can...

Price gouging at its finest, no doubt. The sad thing is that there are actually people who will pay $200 bucks to stand outside Cowboys Stadium instead of going to the bar with their friends and spending $20 bucks for **** while watching the exact same broadcast. Gotta love that American spirit...