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I used to around the same as you. I'm around 220 now but I've been doing a lot of outside work and been sweating my ass off so that's always a good weigh loss program. If I was to really try I could get down to a size 34, I'm a size 36-38 now, but I'm not that bad. I can still see my feet and...

I already have the title of Casey Anthony's first porn movie and yinz are gonna love it......ready? Getting Off Again! Hey that's a double pun :clap: :1orglaugh

In all the years I've been a member here, and a mod who has posted in this thread has confirmed it, I have never been in ********* of any of the posting rules........ever. I only got a warning from a former member here about my avatar being too extreme, but other than that, I obey the rules...

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That is 90 minutes of my life I'll never get back. :clap: Dane Cook is the most Unfunny comedian I've ever heard. Ever.

Yes he did and he did it by showing what's wrong in this country, what's wrong with the human race and what's wrong with religion. He also wrote a few books along the way. Now if only I can find out exactly how he did it..........:dunno:

I agree with everything said in that post. Something's not right with the ****** and the ******. I still say there was sexual ***** from the Casey's ****** on Casey herself and Caylee, but no one's talking and we may never know the whole truth. As for her sentence, I fully expect Casey to be...

That should be a "hands on" experiment. Ba-dum-tiss! :D

Some of those things could point to the problem I agree, but it all depends on the person's perception. Not to sound racist, but I'm a white guy, I do white people things. I listen to rock 'n roll and not rap or hip-hop. I can't dance worth a ****. I speak with full sentences and I know who my...

Well there's your problem. :facepalm:

We whites are just as guilty as blacks and other races. But let's face the truth here: racism is alive and well in this country and it's not going away anytime soon. I live by 2 black families. My next door neighbor is a black couple and they're cool as hell and we get along fine. Does that mean...

I'm not hostile towards you. I respect your opinions, even though I don't agree with them. It seems like you're being hostile towards what I believe, but then again I'm not getting all upset about it. However, both of us better be careful or the thought police might come and question us.

I've been saying the same thing. It's ok for blacks to say what they want and call us white people anything and get away with it, but when we white people do anything it's then considered racist. *True Story* A few weeks ago I was in a ****** Dollar and all I wanted was a *****. I had my...

http://www.courthousenews.com/2011/06/29/37770.htm And people wonder why cops are being hated even more these days? George Carlin was right when he said there should be 2 new requirements for being on the police: intelligence and decency. You never can tell, it might just work. It certainly...

Re: Happy 4th of July... 4th of July, a day we Americans remember as a day when rich white men didn't want to pay taxes anymore. Boy how things have changed.

Unlike you, I don't believe everything I was taught in school. I don't believe a single thing I'm told by the government. Nothing. I happen to do this real moron thing, it's called THINKING and I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions and I don't just roll over when...

Personal favorite: Brazen Bull

Either you're totally naive or just ignorant to the fact that the federal government was and is royally fucking up this once great country worse and worse each day. Where do you think all the laws and pointless spending and giving to foreign countries come from? The central government decides...

Pulp - Common People You'll never live like common people, you'll never do what common people do, you'll never fail like common people, you'll never watch your life slide out of view, and dance and ***** and screw, because there's nothing else to do. Sing along with the common people, sing...

Light a match. If it's gas, well.........it's been nice knowing you :D

A central government in this country based is a disaster. Look at the state of the country! There's all the proof you need that self governing states was the right idea then and it still is. The one quote that sums up how much a federal government has failed in this country is this and it's by...

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Speaking as a Northern born and raised person, I'd vote for Davis. The South was right and I'm not ashamed to say it!

“If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it. The lie can be maintained only for such time as the State can shield the people from the political, economic and/or military consequences of the lie. It thus becomes vitally important for the State to...

I've been watching Men In Black lately. If you're still in a Guy Ritchie mood, Sherlock Holmes is recommended.

Greatest song I've ever heard and my all time favorite. eWiEmVAAFt8

That's close to me and I haven't heard anything about this until now. While I may criticize the government, I still love my country and served in the Army to protect the freedom to be an ignorant, worthless fucking cunt like that.

I'd take Roy. I remember him playing and always getting the better of the Penguins and I always liked him when he was in Colorado, plus the guy didn't take any **** either. He loved to fight the other goalies and never backed down. However, if I could choose anyone, I'd pick Vladislav Tretiak.

Not to mention **** texting right and left, along with the teachers! Like you said, back in the day both parties knew how to keep their mouths shut.

I've used this here before and it's a paraphrase of George Carlin, but I'm too lazy to search for it: I have solved this political dilemma in a very direct way: I don't vote. On Election Day, I stay home. I firmly believe that if you vote, you have no right to complain. Now, some people like to...

I don't exactly blame the teachers. I blame the ****. Seriously think about it: if you're in school, middle to high school and a hot teacher comes on to you and things lead to the next, you'd feel like a man amongst boys in school. But, the **** these days blab to other people and then things go...

Gremlins 2: The New Batch I felt like a good laugh.

I love ribs! There's a lot of rib joints around here that have great ribs, but home cooked ribs still are the best by far! Great, now I'm hungry for ribs. DAMN YOU! :D

*internet high five*

I was actually pulling for the old man. :( I am disappoint. :facepalm:

Ahem, I think I'll let this quote from George Carlin sum it up: "Now, there's one thing you might have noticed I don't complain about: politicians. Everybody complains about politicians. Everybody says they suck. Well, where do people think these politicians come from? They don't fall out of...

I love these so-called "moral" people in ***************. You know damn well that they go home every night and have the wildest sex parties and do the kinkiest, nastiest things you can possibly think of.

Don't forget they were promised no more would be hunted and ****** onto reservations.

Speaking as a white man, I'm sure there's some tribes out there that haven't met any white people either, and in this day and age, I wouldn't want to either.

No offense to all the Frenchmen and ladies here, but the only thing I have to say is: Fucking French :facepalm:

While I do agree that some people deserve to be sterilized, I'm not saying that everyone that fits the bill of the **** protocol deserves it. I am for sterilizing criminals regardless of race or gender, and also for stupid people. Just by sterilizing stupid people, you might just raise the...

ZarmRLa2p9Q How can anyone not know this one? :facepalm:

If that's true, then why did the government bail out the auto industry? Why is there no more steel industry? Why are the only jobs people can get these days are low paying jobs with no health care? It seems to me the only jobs that get paid well, other than the criminals in the government are...

I think America has been miserable for a lot longer than 28 years. If you go back to the Great Depression, then you'll see where it really started. This country was just starting to get back on it's feet right before we got into WWII. After we joined the war, we showed everyone what this country...

Defender is the most important IMO. If the offense fails, then the defense can hold the other team off. There's a saying: "offense gets the glory, but defense wins the game." Every time I play a game, I always play defense.

The Jesus and Mary Chain - Head On My 2nd favorite song:

George Carlin - State Prison Farms Ok, it's not really a song, but it does have lyrics and this is my favorite part:

I was raised old school style and when I got out of line, I got my ass spanked. My *** took me outside and smacked my ass and I never did the same thing twice. Whenever I have **** I'm going to be the same way and teach discipline just like I was taught.

Bob Dylan - Desolation Row My favorite stanza of the song: