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Sunshine Lollipops And Rainbows by Lesley Gore.

Fag.

Love. Love will tear you apart. Again.

You've never had a girl, damppanties. But I'm happy to shove a hammer up yours. :squish:

As well as some photos that they wanted to believe were Alexa Bliss, but were actually decent Photoshop of Cameron Dee.

She has. Nothing to do with mushrooms though. Really dodged a bullet there.

When my ex was out of the house I used to like getting yesterday's knickers out the laundry basket and sniffing them while I jacked off. Sometimes I'd cum in them then do all the washing, for brownie points.

Fucking hideous things. My girlfriend loves them. This WILL be what splits us up.

BATTLE ROYALE for fucks sake. How the fuck has nobody mentioned Battle fucking Royale? Pisses on The Hunger Games from a great height.

Someone prompted us at work to do that 50 McNuggets in 30 minutes "challenge." New kid set a marker on the Thursday of 23 something, so a day later I was rather pleased with my 19:55. So I'm tempted to say nugs but they get boring real quick. Am I allowed garlic mayo to dip in? In which case, nugs.

"EVERY girl should have a set of anal beads in her top drawer." - Mrs Stiffy

Your mother.

Really??

Dreadful, agreed. My personal worst one is Let's Dance To Joy Division by those Scouse cunts, The Wombats. Not content with name dropping the band who recorded my favourite song of all time, one of the bridges features the turd of a frontman virtually singing Love Will Tear Us Apart, except not...

^^^ He's not wrong. It's Mother's Day so I treated my favourite * mother this morning. She accused me of trying to kill her. The base of my tongue is killing me, like I've strained it. * Apart from, you know, my mother.

Why? Because she wanted to. I too prefer the dark hair, pretty sure the current shade is her natural hair. Sans curls.

and never saw them again.

Served with alioli

"I'm a vegan you know." Yes actually, I did know that. Actually, that's all I know about you. In fact, who the fuck are you, and how did you get my number??

I didnt come across Maley in the way he would have liked, either. One day I'll change my name to Chocolate Bear in tribute. Or have sex with the closest lookalike I can find to Bailey Jay. Which would probably be cheaper than the amount of MFO credits I'd need to buy.

The other 3 just watch.

Back seat modding? I've banned people for far less. I didn't like their name or face or obsession with Susie Diamond for instance.

Wouldn't make a difference which make believe wizard says what in which book of spells, treacle. Down here on planet Earth, I eat sausages and enjoy them.

Meat is delicious, yum yum yum. And every time I think I COULD do a vegetarian lifestyle, I remember all the sanctimonious vegan pricks I'll be upsetting by NOT, and then I really enjoy that bacon sandwich or bag of scratchings with my pint or trip to KFC or chicken tikka pathia. That's the...

He's not even an attorney!!! Fake news.

I'm so badass I once defied MC Hammer and touched it.

......... always read the OP............

Dunno, but Mariah is pissed off that she keeps having to hear about her.

Many thanks!

https://twitter.com/whootyfiend88/status/961228849269784576 Anyone?

Co-signed.

The 6 is usually better at head though.

I think you're probably right.

Of course. That would be homo.

Good question. The two are intrinsically linked in my head : I got into them roughly the same time, they're friends and were business partners, their photos and scenes together are awesome. Ultimately I'd choose Stoya. I love both, but porcelain skin and dark hair is kinda my thing. P.S...

Because this isn't fucking creepy at all.

"The difference between having sex with me or another girl is like driving a Bugatti Veyron or an old shitty car." (Aletta Ocean) "I'll never understand porn awards. I don't seek validation by having an award saying 5 people thought I sucked cock the best this year." (Christy Mack) "No matter...

I've accidentally shoplifted loose veg at the self-service more than once.

This post inspired me to whack it to Harley for the first time. Thanks.

Quite a few. But I'm hardly going to air them here, you never know if they're reading. Much rather celebrate who I *DO* love. Negativity is a waste of time.

This really should have been a PM. And it should simply have said "lets jerk off together." :rubbel:

Scare the cat with it.

Good to see you'll still find any tenuous reason to bring that up. :horse:

Don't toy with me.

Translates to "I am a museum full of art but you have closed your eyes."

:coolthumb: Nailed it.

Tremendous. I'd throw Victoria June in there too, fabulously fake.

Reminder : the rules about Playboy pics have not changed. Link to the sample gallery or don't post them. If this means posting the same links over and over, however, that's post count spam so I recommend a blog instead.

She's been quite vocal about not liking it and finding it painful/uncomfortable so I'm far happier if she doesn't.

Can anyone help me find a specific photo of Sophie? I used to have a photo Sophie had taken of herself at home, prior to her modelling career taking off. She's about to go on a night out, her hair is long but tied back in a long ponytail, and she's wearing a black all in one, possibly leather or...