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    Stand-up meals hazards

    Is it true that the chefs put their dicks in the food before they are offered to the restaurant's customers?
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    Virtual diving (parody)

    Go down... More down... More down... Do not brake... Try to continue...
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    The bird that spreads through the Internet

    This violet figure is the reason why many Facebook-moderators will coming to see a red. (The Violet Bird)
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    People that are not exist (parody)

    Here is few of them: -Anna Alanen -Matt Westwood -Ludwig von Beethoven
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    The best school-related memory

    I was in first grade, we had lunch hour, dining took place in the classroom and the boy who sat in front of me suddenly threw up in the back of a girl who sat in front of him and then he fainted. The food we ate was kesäkeitto (summer soup) even though it was the winter. :facepalm...
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    *lol*

    I think that she is one of those who support the Islamic mass immigration to Western Countries.
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    A personal question

    How much do you weigh? assari: 77.5 kg (170.858253 pounds)
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    The message that is written from right to left (writing exercise)

    ?reactions people's other see to want they because sometimes strangely behave who but outlandish not are who people about think you do What
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    Old times (parody)

    I spoke with a person who is 28-years old and she said that the 1990s were a great time. Then I spoke with a person who is almost 80-years old and he said that 1950s was the best of times since he was a young man at the time. Conclusion: If things were always better the farther we go back in...
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    Attack against Christians

    (Melissa Klein) http://www.snopes.com/2015/07/03/sweet-cakes-melissa-damages/ assari's: opinion: Christians think that homo marriage is a sin so it is not right that a Christian person has to get involved in such a thing. Amen
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    Unoffical The Best Porn Babe 2016-vote

    Who is she? The winner will receive free advertising for a year! (Voting ends on 31.12.2016)
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    A friend is a thing that you should not eat

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    Women do not give it if man is short

    says this newspaper article: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2344324/Men-dont-stand-chance-women-6ft-Bad-luck-Tom-Cruise-Daniel-Radcliffe-Jack-Black-Seth-Green.html I think that this is true in most cases.
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    Old newspaper article

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    Sodastream (parody)

    It is in the long run easier and cheaper to buy the soft drink bottles from the shop so why anyone should buy sodastream? :dunno: (Sodastream)
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    I will soon be a millionaire!

    "Attention:Sir, My name is Mr.Sinke Solomon Chief Financial Officer,Nedbank Group Investor Relations, working with Nedbank, here in South Africa. I have a Proposal to discuss with you about a certain bonded account in our Bank. The bonded Account has a balance of USD45Million. The funds in...
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    Especially vulgar video

    Is this kind of behavior normal in the world of porn? http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5602db06a9faf ^ Look : 02:35/02:47
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    Asian men (parody)

    Are they better than white men? Of course they have bigger dogs than we have, but if we are talking about technical , sport or cultural achievements then the set-up can change.
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    Black Friday

    Today is the day (at least here in Finland) when people should buy all the goods that they do not even need! (In my opinion no one should buy unnecessary stuff today or any other day)
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    White power

    What is her role in US politics? (Ivanka Trump)
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    Professions (parody)

    What do you think about the person who says that he (or she) is a lawyer?
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    Most police officers are homosexuals

    Can this orientation affect their work negatively someone might ask. I do not believe that.
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    The big man and the little woman-porn

    I wonder what porn star is thinking when she finds out that her scene partner is a big, hairy and fat guy. :dunno:
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    The feminist paradigm

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    Prediction

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    Kidnapping (parody)

    All women are afraid that they will be kidnapped. Can a man be afraid that some woman capture him?
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    Many celebrities now move away from where they live

    Here are a few of them: -Stephen King -Lena Dunhamg -Neve Campbell -Barbara Streisand All of these people are going to move to Canada. Someone might be thinking why they do not want to go to Mexico, Tibet or to some other Muslim country. Ie. the countries of which they say they care.
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    Mr. Trumps wins liberals cry everywhere!

    I quess this yellow belly is afraid that the "refugee" Arabs are not able to conquer other countries easily anymore. :dunno:
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    Some students are vukking wimps

    Some propably conservative student had written on the wall "Trump 2016" and it led to the fact that some of University students need crisis therapy. :facepalm: https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/apr/10/students-censorship-safe-places-platforming-free-speech
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    Syrian children arrived in England

    It is good that the press has announced that they are children because otherwise someone might think that they are adult age Arab terrorists...
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    African women

    They seem to be very colorful. (I refer to their clothes)
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    Empty thread

    ...
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    Money talks

    Janet Jackson marries a rich arab man and turned to Islam. (Janet Jackson) http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/janet-jackson-spotted-first-time-9106989
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    Assari from Havana

    I quess she is my nimikaima. :dunno: Nimikaima = a person with the same name or nickname
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    Old news: Conservative Christian woman Holly Fisher becomes web sensation

    (Christian woman Holly Fisher) www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2684147/American-Taliban-conservative-Christian-hell-bent-making-liberal-heads-explode-Mom-three-stirs
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    Sir_Fartsalot memorial thread (parody)

    Am I the only one who misses him, his threads and his farts? Yes on no? (Sir_Fartsalot 2011 -2013) http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?661637-Is-Jules-Jordan-as-talented-as-Quentin-Tarantino
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    One word

    *lol*
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    Not so important news: well-known Mexican female TV host let one go during live TV broadcast

    Too many tacos and something like this can happen. :dunno:
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    Lesbian couple had a child with the wrong color

    But you can not return the child as the department store stuff and it is a good thing. :sheep: (Lesbo mother Jennifer Cramblett) http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2016/04/white-woman-sues-sperm-bankagainafter-getting-black-mans-sperm/
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    Aesthetic or not: trampoline porn images

    ^ Study these pictures carefully and make your own conclusion.
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    Old news: ball selfies

    Go somewhere and take a landscape photo in such a way that your testicles are shown in picture. http://stellar.ie/klaxon/nsfw-introducing-nutscaping-the-selfie-trend-where-men-dangle-their-balls-in-front-of-scenery/18185
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    Dangerous or not: Latino gangsta girls

    Generally a woman is harmless person who works in the kitchen, but what about these girls? Are they so tough as they show to be? :bowdown:
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    Pension presidents

    What should they do when they are no longer in office? :dunno:
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    Members poll (parody)

    Name one of us which you like or dislike.
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    Sexy guns

    Guns do not kill people but people who own a gun will kill and this is a fact. But now we are talking about the aesthetics of weapons: Are they beautiful or just gloomy killing tools?
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    Old news: It seems that these South Korean women do not like western (USA) snacks

    'It's like eating belly fat': Watch horrified South Korean women's reactions as they sample America's favourite junk food for the first time" (Dailymail)...
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    The right-wing man vs. Liberal man

    -"Men who are physically strong are more likely to have right wing political views." -"Men who are strong are more likely to take a right-wing stance, while weaker men support the welfare state, researchers claim." -"Men who are physically strong - like Arnold Schwarzenegger - are more likely...
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    Hypothetical question

    How you react if you see that the porn star adult age child is being bullied? :dunno:
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    American Finns-party (parody)

    It's always been said that Americans do not much care about politics, but the Finns care and and therefore should set up their own party. 630 000 is a fairly large herd of people and if you count their spouse the number will only grow. Maybe they need to get their own state too. :dunno...
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