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the term "corn-pone" applies here

bang...bang...kitty bang...bang

steroids at such an early age!

WOW!!!! take that thing out and talk about a BJ. Can you say BRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

Lorena Bobbitt driving school student.

the difference between a porcupine and a BMW... with the BMW the Pricks are on i the inside!

stupid women...just pee.

may you burn in HELL!

I like the bacon part!

don't forget to shake babe!

HAHAHAHA!!!! ^^^^^^Steven Tyler....it may be!

Baby you can drive my car....

ya recon her parents let her leave the house looking like that?

girl got her cob going there.

so he couldn't afford the ribbed variety?

rather difficult to put out a fire with a cactus. He must have missed the safety class.

Hello...Yes this is the law firm of "Bend, Fold, and Staple". How may I direct your call?

I didn't know it was already time for Tiger Woods to have a reunion with his buddies!

hey look, the new I-Pee is here!!!!

cue the knee pads.

I'd be more impressed if she touched the tip of my head with her tongue.

was a just about to say....Damn!! was a sword.

Yon fair maiden, she exposes her loins for all to see and invites men of lustful desires to fall at her knee!!!

oh look! here comes the wine press.

Bud-Lite single pour trick!!!!

possible kidney stone retracters.

Tiger Woods dog!

kill that thing before it multiplies!!! :mad:

E. T. the extra "testosticle" :nannerf2:

she needs milking!

Wheeeeeeeeee!!!!

on the 1st pic.....there's a bow? on the 2nd pic....I heard that beeping sound like when they back-up a big truck!!!

My all time Love from afar !!!!!

step..step...step....DAMN it got dark in here, and why's my leg in 3 pieces?

sooooo...leatherface turns Gay?

Floor burn!!!!!

where's the gas cap on the bike?

oh look the air-bags have deployed.

get the chain saw for this liposuction job!!!

turn your head and *cough* !!!

Mickey gets a mustache!!!!

nice!!!!! view.

zoom in on the Adam's apple.

I guess it comes with Satanic Sausage, Devil dipping sauce, and Pagan Pepperoni. Guarenteed to give the consumer that Heartburn from Hell experience.

doin the Burka Boogie!!!

and then there's Maude!!

damn Chinese ...they miniaturize everything!!!

just what we need in this world...a Jackass with a long neck!

Haha!

cue the split-pea soup....