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Sometimes you just gotta let your sith side show! :dominatrix:

Happy Star Wars Day! May the Fourth be with you! If you're looking for a fun way to celebrate, I've re-released Darth Patty: Cum to the Dark Side on sale to members for one week only. And if somehow you make it through that without completely depleting your midi-chlorians, then grab the...

I agree... Walls of Text=Boooo! Watch me fail miserably at motorboating my own boobies instead. :rolleyes: For the record, I censor certain promo images when they show a "money shot"; nip slip, lip slip, penetration, etc. They are uncensored in my members section for fans of my...

I'm calling dibs! :D

:error: In case anyone missed it: If anyone is still confused, check the promo gallery. ;)

Just to clear up any confusion, these are uncensored in my members section. :surprise: Plugged for your pleasure. :o

Now here's something everyone can enjoy! :thumbsup:

Henceforth all fantasies must adhere to the strict "Common Sense Guidelines" decreed by... some dude on the internet. Please submit your fantasies to him for approval/rejection. :flaccid: Or... and this may sound crazy... you could just enjoy what you like and not be a dick to people who...

I'm so excited to finally say that my "Patty & The Beast" premium video is now available! It was months in the making and I'm really proud of it. :D I LOVE Disney princesses so I was thrilled to get to cosplay as Belle and get a little naughty. I had a blast (pun intended) taking on "The...

Look out! :D

Being a Disney princess has always been a big fantasy of mine. I'm a Disney fanatic! Do you like my dress? I absolutely LOVE it! And I'm even loving the brown hair. Who knew!? :D More to come! :cupcake:

New photoset "Fifty Shades Wetter II" now available! :cupcake:

My new limited time only video, Team Pink IV, is finger lickin' good! :drool2:

Sorry to keep you waiting! :o New Update "Fifty Shades Wetter" is here! :nanner:

The Super Bowl was a tight game... But I think I'm tighter. ;) Team Pink III video now available!

There sure is! :yesyes: "New Years Resolution II" video, have these gifs posted on my twitter for it.

I wonder how many girls "negging" actually works on. :updown: Anyway, to everyone who enjoyed my "old", "over-photoshopped", and "improperly promoted" photo set, thank you. :) I'm very glad you liked it. :heart: As for the Darth Patty premium video, there has been a lot of demand for it...

So you're just popping in to share some negativity. Got it. :wiggle:

I had overlooked this before (i blame the holidays :rolleyes:) but wanted to thank you for the kind words and others who have done the same. Not everyone understands my style, what I do and why I do it, but when people who enjoy it reach out or speak up, it means the world to me. :kiss:

It's safe to say you haven't seen the video... :wiggle:

Thanks! The video is in my member's section right now, pixel free! :D

Getting my booty bubble blasted feels sooo good! :booty: :drool2:

Less clothing you say? :cool: ;)

It's getting a bit nippy in Part 3 of my new Ho-liday photoset. ;)

Thank you! :heart: Part 2 of this photoset is now available. :cupcake:

Getting warm and cozy in my new photoset with some hot chocolate. :yummie:

Star Wars: Rogue One is only 10 days away now! Enjoy "Darth Patty II" to help make the wait a bit more bearable. ;)

Cyber Monday is here and so is my newest Premium Video "Darth Patty: Cum To The Dark Side" for a limited time only! I don't show much in the trailer, but I mustered up a lot of dirty talk in this one, even though I'm still really shy when it comes to talking on camera. :o

The final installment of the Dirty Politician video series is up on my site for a limited time only! Just for putting up with the long 2016 election, I think we all deserve a nice long wank. I'll start! :D

Erection day is finally here! "Dirty Politician: Erection Day" is now on sale to members for a limited time only! So grab your tic-tacs, grab a pussy, and grab this video before it disappears like the American electorate's faith in democracy! :rolleyes:

I may not know how to rig an election, but I certainly know what to do with a rigid erection! :rubbel: Posted a new photo set, Dirty Politician II. :cupcake:

New Premium Video! Click for Trailer!

New video Dirty Politician IV :heart:

Just posted my new photoset Dirty Politician. What could be scarier than this election? Happy Halloween!

You know me too well. :D No lollipops and rainbows in this one , but there is lots of chocolate! :drool2: Maybe it'll help me keep that booty nice and thick for yall. :booty: ;)

Dirty Politician If only there were a candidate that represents MY values. ;) :rubbel: #MakeOrgasmsGreatAgain #GrabMyPussy #Election2016 #NoMakeup

I think I may have had a little too much fun shooting my latest video. :yesyes:

I can't decide what to wear for Halloween, this Sally costume or my HarleyQuinn one. :wiggle:

Not preggo, just fat. :cow::cupcake::yummie:

A few screenshots of Daddy's Lil' Monster: Volume 2 for your enjoyment. :D

A few pics from Daddy's Lil Monster: Volume 1 for your enjoyment. :D Volume 1 is only available until August 15th and Volume 2 will be available on August 16th.

I give one of my favorite ghosts a "slimer" and take ectoplasm loads to my face and body in this Limited Time Only video update, Ghostgushers! :blowjob::tongue:

Hope you're all having as much fun as I am on this 4th of July weekend! :spin:

They are among us! :tinhat:

I make a slippery pink mess of myself with a double sided dildo in my shiny skin tight Psylocke costume in my newest members only premium video. You can watch the trailer on my homepage. :yesyes: :heart:

Hope you're having a great Valentine's Day! :kiss: Click the pic for a treat to make it that much sweeter. :heart:

Thanks for the support. :) The yo-yo really has more to do with my motivation than know-how. I usually let myself go until my jeans start getting snug. :o Then I end up going overboard with working out :nanner: and lose too much weight and get to enjoy putting it back on:cupcake::yummie:. I...

I've never had an eating disorder but I am guilty of yo-yo dieting. My cheat days rival The Rock's. ;) My weight only fluctuates by about 10 lbs but on my tiny 4'11" frame that makes quite a difference. :cupcake: :yummie:

The only thing thicker than my booty is my skin, but thanks for looking out Mr Stiffy. :) :heart: Now to help get that bad taste out of our mouths... ;)