Pussy eaten out:
Mia: "Oh yes, that spot, right there between my legs, that's the one that's been itching all day!"
Arsehole eaten out:
Mr. Piper: "Good God, you taste so much better than my wife!"
Impregnation:
Mia: "Give me your baby, don't you stop!"
Mr. Piper: "Good Lord, my wife never...