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  1. Son Of Onan

    big is beautiful - bbw - voluptuous chubby luscious

    Nice set of Dors Feline in the center there, but I sure hope you don't actually think those last two are BBW???
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    Girls you have masturbated to the most

    Three hours straight is probably about the longest session I can ever remember...much longer than that and I think blisters might become an issue!!! And I'm usually only good for one cum shot per session. However, I recover quick and don't need much rest between. Back in the my youth when I...
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    Hairy bush/Hairy Armpit Girls

    http://www.noblacklist.com/freesex/011681/videopost.html http://www.bravoatk.com/atk-natural-and-hairy/flower-atk-natural-hairy/cunt-hairy-pic/ http://www.bravoatk.com/atk-natural-and-hairy/carolina-atk-natural-hairy/4-free-girl-hairy/...
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    Prettiest Face / Most Beautiful Pornstar, Babe or Celeb

    http://hosted.met-art.com/Full_met-art_tf_121_528/?pa=434026 http://www.coedcherry.com/gallery/real-ex-girlfriends/reg_nadianitrohires01 http://innocent-beauty.com/loup/p111_el.htm http://karupshax.com/karup/brittney-2/amateurs/index.shtml http://xnubiles.com/teen/_playingdildo_-1/index.shtml
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    Sweet Young Things

    Sweet Ema! Remember to keep her out of the sun! http://www.coedcherry.com/gallery/emas-place/767836 adorable Maria self-shoots http://www.sweetapples.com/galleries/maria/index.shtml?1852217 Madison's one of those chicks you can't tell how old she really is, but I like her...
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    Is Richard Simmons Really Gay or is He Really Gay?

    He'd tell you himself but my dick's in his mouth. :blowjob: Which states???? And what happens on cross country airline flights???
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    Gerard Butler vs Paul Newman

    I don't know about acting, but when I saw the thread title my first thought was that it wouldn't be a fair fight since Newman's dead these past few years. I would put good money on Butler handily whipping Newman's dead ass.
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    Jennifer Love Hewitt

    Are you saying it left you emotionally and spiritually unfulfilled?
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    >>> We're moving to vBulletin 4! Finally!

    Ha ha. I'm had. I guess I haven't paid much attention to April Fool's since it stopped being funny when I was in third grade. Wouldn't have been so easy to believe if admins of online message boards weren't notorious for going out of their way to fuck the whole thing up every few months...
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    Sweet Young Things

    Sandra looks the friendly sort...like she'd politely compliment your tongue in her sphincter http://www.thecunts.net/pc/amateurs/ch9oy/homecunts.html Oh, Olga! http://www.coedcherry.com/gallery/met-art/859803 Laetitia http://pure-femjoy.com/galleries/thelifeerotic_Laetitia_lighthouse/index.php...
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    Girls you have masturbated to the most

    I'm with you 100%! While it is stalkerific and totally stalkerlicious, there's nothing like discovering a particularly hot friend or acquaintance on fb, getting that friend request accepted, and working through her photos to find that one that's spunk-worthy! Luckily, most women are vain...
  12. Son Of Onan

    Women fucking men with strapons

    Actually, getting fucked with strap-ons is known to make one more literate.
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    >>> We're moving to vBulletin 4! Finally!

    WTF????? Lose rep points, post counts and record of every post ever made??? How is that not basically the same as kicking the whole membership off the board???? That sounds crazy!!!! Why even bother being a member??? Seems like FO does something like this every two years or so by...
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    Little Lupe AKA: Lupe Fuentes, Zuleidy Lapiedra, Lupe, Zuleidy

    Re: Lupe Fuentes / Little Lupe Now that's an interesting mental image to try to form.
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    Cody Lane

    WTF????? :dunno: Is this the "any girl tagged with the name Cody" thread now?
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    Sweet Young Things

    thread needs more of that sweet Asian poontang! http://galleries.smut.com/tophereaxpic008/1012926/aass/1/1/free/index.html though not a damn thing wrong with little blonds like Kathy http://www.littlethumbs.com/samples/kathy/lovely-babe/index115.html?coupon=1166183&e=1 she's learned the proper...
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    Girls you have masturbated to the most

    Free speech? Well, your contributions to the thread have certainly been worth free. :thefinger:thefinger Back on topic: on the subject of masturbation materials, does anyone jack off to pictures of people they know?? I will admit to being pretty pervy when it comes to that. Have always...
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    Is Anyone A "Secret Shopper"?

    Don't listen to any of these people. There are many secret shoppers out there, but they can't say anything because it's... you know... a secret.
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    Raven Symone

    If you ask me... YUCK! I liked her thicker. She has a bit of a weird face, but fleshed out and on top of her killer thick body...it worked. On top of a skinny body it makes her look like a big brown bird! Eat more steaks and bread, Raven!!!
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    Hairy bush/Hairy Armpit Girls

    Masterpiece, PlumpRump...wish I could rep you for that extraordinary collection of furry goodness!!! Have to owe you one
  21. Son Of Onan

    Girls you have masturbated to the most

    Too many times to count, I'm afraid. Many times by parents when I was a teenager. By roommates in college. Even been walked in on one time while I was flogging at work, though I actually was able to hide what I was doing so that I didn't actually get caught. Unless I'm absolutely certain...
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    Sweet Young Things

    Valentina's an impressive specimen! Thin body + huge tits = magic!!! http://pure-femjoy.com/galleries/domai_valentina-6/index.php a little trampy, but still stroke-worthy http://www.sweetapples.com/galleries/axis2/index.shtml?1852217 Altea is the embodiment of youthful sexuality...
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    Dream of Ashley / Ashley Sage Ellison

    Re: Dream of Ashley (aka 36J Ashley Sage Ellison of Score/Voluptuous) Really? That gets you all excited? Considering right now she seems to be doing NO-core porn, it's kind of a moot point, isn't it?
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    Dors Feline

    fuck!!!! Every time [I see her I fall more in love!!! Dors, I hope that you're doing better and will post soon! Your fans miss you like crazy!!! :iloveyou:
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    Girls you have masturbated to the most

    I consider beating off to be sex, not a cheap stand-in for "real" sex. There's sex with others and sex with yourself. There are some ways in which being with others is good and also ways in which self-satisfaction is good. But they're both sex acts. I guess my point is that masturbation is...
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    Sweet Young Things

    succulent blond rocks her Friday panties! http://www.sweetapples.com/galleries/kort3/index.shtml?1852217 Chloe readies herself spiritually for a coming violation http://pure-femjoy.com/galleries/x-art_chloe_chloe_loves_carl/index.php busty bru self-shoots...
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    Why is the infamous One night in chyna so bad?

    I liked her clit. Best thing about the vid.
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    Ashley Brookes

    She's working with an international aid group to build housing and bring clean water to the natives of Omaha, Nebraska.
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    Can you get sick if your lover shoots out hot cum and you swallow it

    Only if its on a boat in choppy seas.
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    Mila Kunis

    Well, fuck! I have just discovered the one thing in the universe that can kill my boner looking at Mila Kunis naked: Mila Kunis naked pretending to fuck Justin Fucking Timberlake while he sings that stupid fucking song. There's the fucking antidote to more than 4 hour Viagra erections right...
  31. Son Of Onan

    big is beautiful - bbw - voluptuous chubby luscious

    Yummy!!! Looks a bit like a fat Amanda Seyfried!
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    Brea Bennett

    http://galleries.torridart.com/10/brea_kindred/1639335/
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    Sweet Young Things

    Abby is lean as a fucking racehorse, but I'm afraid those hip bones might be deadly during sex! http://hosted.femjoy.com/galleries/112425_fvh136_fth846/?affid=848627 Valentina, self-shot http://www.mynudegals.com/gallery/g/I_Shot_Myself/free/1009/Valentina_E Morgan's beautiful, and I dig her...
  34. Son Of Onan

    Girls you have masturbated to the most

    You can have ready access to pussy and still enjoy jerking yourself off. Masturbation is an essentially selfish act. It's about pleasing yourself, being totally into yourself, and not having to worry about what a partner is doing or needing. No woman is going to put up with that kind of...
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    The Olsen Twins

    FWIW, check out their younger sister Elizabeth. http://www.tribute.ca/news/index.php/675946376/2011/01/07/ http://www.digitalspy.com/celebrity/news/a273148/elizabeth-olsen-lands-first-movie-role.html http://www.2dayfm.com.au/style-glamour/galleries/celeb-look-book?selectedImage=4...
  36. Son Of Onan

    big is beautiful - bbw - voluptuous chubby luscious

    That Lisa Canon...she's something fucking else!!! I'd like to see higher-quality tats on a lady this amazing, but other than that she's practically the perfect plumper!!! Think I'm in love!!!! :iloveyou...
  37. Son Of Onan

    Girls you have masturbated to the most

    This needs to be a thread where anyone can post anything masturbation related without getting flamed for it!!!!!! :mad: If something violates TOS then the mods can take care of it, but the whole point of this thread is to be able to talk about getting yourself off and...
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    Sweet Young Things

    Elise...tiny, pale, border-line unhealthy looking...perfect!! http://galleries.thelifeerotic.com/pic_galleries/Elise_slim_sexy/Elise_slim_sexy.html Vivian...a game looking blond with a sweet asshole http://www.thecunts.net/ha/babes/jhzkw/homecunts.html Ah, Kennedy...looks like puberty barely...
  39. Son Of Onan

    Girls you have masturbated to the most

    Catweasel, you are my best friend in the whole entire world! If we can find a jurisdiction where we can legally be married, I am ready!!! I completely agree. Talking about my masturbation habits is a huge turn on, and if it wasn't already understood, let me state now that any time I am...
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    Boy-Girl friendship : Is it possible ?

    Well, who needs to fuck anybody? That's what porn is for. You put the average guy in the same room with any reasonably attractive female and if he's not fucking her it's due to lack of opportunity, not lack of intent.
  41. Son Of Onan

    battle of 80s, ginger vs amber (lynn)

    It's impossible to chose between these too. They're both Ultimate All-time Goddesses of Pornsex and Love Love Funtime. Impossible and immoral. It's like asking whether love is better than chocolate. Suggest that one of these goddesses is inferior to anyone???? Whoever asks such a question...
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    Carla Gugino

    I'd like to take her to the premier of "Donkey Punch" tonight in my bedroom! I know that's crude, but I couldn't resist. I'd never do something like that to a lady as classy and sexy as Carla. Unless she was into it, because I also can't turn down any request from someone with a full rack...
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    Mila Kunis

    No!!!! Under no circumstances should you check out ***********. You should check out ***********, if you check anything out. Or maybe ***********. Alright, check out *********** if you must, but only briefly. Oh, and today's winning lottery numbers for Powerball are **********.
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    Natalie Portman

    Flap 22, I see that you've been banned for some reason, so I guess there's no point asking why you resurrected this old thread from 2005 instead of posting in her current thread...
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    Heidi Montag

    Man, her clock stopped dead right at 15:00, huh???
  46. Son Of Onan

    Jana Jordan / I Dream of Jana / Jana R. / Jana Foxy

    Re: I Dream of Jana / Jana R. / Jana Foxy / Jana Jordan All sounds perfectly reasonable to me. Your body is your business, and if you're not satisfied with the way it looks then there's nothing wrong with a little touch up...as opposed to installing a set of twin blimps that disfigure you. I...
  47. Son Of Onan

    Franziska Facella / FTV Franziska

    You mean will she ever do boy/girl? Her stuff now is not softcore. Penetrations, lesbian...she does everything but dick.
  48. Son Of Onan

    Girls you have masturbated to the most

    For years that was my standard routine...pick out 2 or 3 good magazines or put in a video, lie back on the bed, relax, and stroke away. But since the advent of broadband internet, my routine now is in a chair in front of the computer. Of course the amazing variety of material at your...
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    Sweet Young Things

    Sexy Michelle gets a little kinky and I love it! She needs strong discipline from Daddy! http://pure-femjoy.com/galleries/x-art_michelle_strong_yet_submissive/index.php cute blond selfshooters, Steph and Alissa http://www.sweetapples.com/galleries/steph/index.shtml?1852217...
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    Boy-Girl friendship : Is it possible ?

    Really? If a chimpanzee climbs out of your ass later this morning, please make sure and let us know. :D
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