Dixie Dash
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  • HEY IT'S DIXIE DASH!

    They called me two days ago saying 'they faxed back asking about a number on the form.. they want to know what year you were born.'

    WTF?!? THEY CAN FIND THAT OUT FROM MY FRIGGIN MYSPACE!!! 1982! I'm twenty-friggin'-six!

    Damn thing probably held me back a few more days while those background checkers sit on their asses, eat cheetos and click things! Same as I'm doing right now, but at least they're getting paid to do JUST THAT!
    I'm friggin' awesome. At least online I am. IRL I have a great job that I barely had to interview for.. everyone knows me.. the pay is better than my last job.. but they're waiting for the fucking background check to pass! BLAH! I drink, I barely smoke anything, I kicked someone's ass down in Florida in 2005 and I never miss a day of work! HIRE ME ALREADY!
    G'day dicks erect! Dixie wrecked is funny, but.. eh.. she doesnt have one. I mean not one growing on her! I saw her pics where she was nom-nomming one in her puss but who knows?! o_O! Could be photoshopped. Our dixie is a pure young virgin. :bows and prays for her eternal hole.. I mean soul:

    Take it easy dixie. :)
    I think you should change your last name to "Wrecked". Dixie Wrecked.

    And then, you should tell everyone in the world how awesome (er, corny) I am and encourage hot broads to give me shoulder rubs and belly massages.

    Actually...can you just punch me in the face? That was the worst idea I've ever had in my life.

    :braces for impact: :shocked:
    I've been well, I s'pose. Plenty of time to sit around and think between jobs. Hopefully the holiday season will pass by quickly while they call me into work every day and then some. (A jew during the holidays = cold and depressed)
    Ah, rack up a cum for Dixie Dash.

    Your hips on that 'says fuck you to freeones' thread.. oy, couldnt help myself.
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