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Kelly Hall

At work today, I was at the urinal and I got **** on the floor which happens as the stream starts or ends. After I was done, I walked away and another person walked up to the urinal. We had the below conversation. Person: Did you get **** on the floor? Me: No Person: What is this then...

Disregard. Sorry.

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Yes, I am still here.

The refrigerator came with the house. Because the refrigerator was a skilled and giving lover.

In a recent survey, 78% of Americans said they were NOT prepared for a 900 pound grizzly bear to suddenly appear in the bathroom while they are showering.

The next time someone hands you something and asks that you identify it, a fun thing to do is glance at the item, smile, chuckle to yourself at their innocence, address them by name and say, with patient understanding, "This is a device for smoking *********" (it's actually a bill or something...

Whosoever has ***** in their mucus shall possess the power of Thor.

A member of the general public would be absolutely horrified to know that my current state of impairment is possible through the use of products legally and openly sold in this community.

Imagine you're discovering a really dark and unpleasant fact about yourself where it looks very bad until you reach a new idea which means you're probably not a horrible person but you're still concerned that the last thing was even on the board in the first place. It's wild.

I am getting so hot. I'm going to take my clothes off.

I think a cool curse to put on someone would be any time they are in a room and they are aware that there is a person sitting or standing behind them, it will sound in their head like that person is undressing. They will spend the rest of their lives turning around at people as though those...