It's lucky then that I got you a nice shiny tin foil hat for Christmas.
What he doesn't know is that these thing don't wor.....ahahahahahaaaaaaa .... er yeah, Merry Christmas Stan. Have fun with that new hat. I'm sure it'll look fabulous on you.
In future to make up for such a heinous mistake I have decided to run all of my future posts and indeed thoughts by you for approval. This way, you can give me some feedback and let me know whether you were going to post something similar.