hey PC, i went into starbucks today and got my usual "coffe with two shots of makers mark, hold the coffee" and this barista said you had come in earlier and ordered an espresso with a shot of soy milk then you two had crazy sex on the counter and you both were going out tonight and probably spend the weekend together. i told her she was lying cos you'd never order soy milk. i got your back buddy!
she's crying now, you may want to call her back up and tell her everythings ok. have a great weekend!
porkchopper's personal barista: