Recent content by naldo

she ate ****?

i once dropped a paper bag that i **** in from the 22nd floor of the sheraton hoten in manhatten on some fucks below for a direct splatter hit. i was 22 floors up and i still *******.

i think texting should be made *******. it should be ****** and violators should be sentenced to 5 years in a federal prison and fined $500k.

all know is i hope i can sink an oil well somewhere so i can get shyla styles to marry me for my money. i would fuck her out. and camp out in her ass. so what if she takes my money.i'll go sink another oil well and she can do it to me again.....am i making any fuckin sense?

eva is fuckin hot.

theres good escorts and theres bad escorts. ive been with some that sucked and ive been with some id marry, open up a joint savings account and even do the housework for. as far as std's. its like a boxer worrying about getting a black eye.

my last meal request would be an open leg deluxe from shyla styles.

i think all the porn chicks owe me at leat a thankyou! i watch more porn tham anybody alive and im always singing the praise for porn chicks. and now i have a swollen prostate from jacking off so much. i had to go thru a whole battery of painul tests.( they put some ****** looking thing up my...

post apic of your "pretty eyes" or im calling bullshit!

look at the babies below.

one of the things im looking forward from stem cell research is maybe they will find a way to give assholes like you a sense of humor.:blowjob: suck my dick.

nah i thought that one up on my own. cant bother the bissness dept with all the details.

no ****?

try not to anylize so deeply.

please dont rain on my parade.