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she ate ****?

i once dropped a paper bag that i **** in from the 22nd floor of the sheraton hoten in manhatten on some fucks below for a direct splatter hit. i was 22 floors up and i still *******.

i think texting should be made *******. it should be ****** and violators should be sentenced to 5 years in a federal prison and fined $500k.

all know is i hope i can sink an oil well somewhere so i can get shyla styles to marry me for my money. i would fuck her out. and camp out in her ass. so what if she takes my money.i'll go sink another oil well and she can do it to me again.....am i making any fuckin sense?

eva is fuckin hot.

theres good escorts and theres bad escorts. ive been with some that sucked and ive been with some id marry, open up a joint savings account and even do the housework for. as far as std's. its like a boxer worrying about getting a black eye.

my last meal request would be an open leg deluxe from shyla styles.

i think all the porn chicks owe me at leat a thankyou! i watch more porn tham anybody alive and im always singing the praise for porn chicks. and now i have a swollen prostate from jacking off so much. i had to go thru a whole battery of painul tests.( they put some ****** looking thing up my...

post apic of your "pretty eyes" or im calling bullshit!

look at the babies below.

one of the things im looking forward from stem cell research is maybe they will find a way to give assholes like you a sense of humor.:blowjob: suck my dick.

nah i thought that one up on my own. cant bother the bissness dept with all the details.

no ****?

try not to anylize so deeply.

please dont rain on my parade.

because they where...fucking hookers! i had to pay them ,picked them up around the corner in front of the liqour store.

karlie, this is most excellent timeing as i have just started doing boy/girl also. ive been in the industry about 2 weeks and ive only done myself.PM me and we can set up a shoot. sinicerly yours, "naldo the wad".

man, i gotta do one thing at a time. i just did all the hard work fuckin all these hookers gimme a chance.

i dont know, you cum in your pants before your skeleton comes out of your nose?

uhmm, send them? you will have to contact my bissness department

i have recently completed several movies of me with horny chicks and im going to look into distribution. im going by the name of "Naldo the wad" (fuck you peter). i also want to become an official star checked member. and i wont forget where i came from.i will now answer all questions.

fell in love with a girl=white stripes

whats everyone getting so crazy for? at least the ***** was of legal age. now excuse me while i go fuck my cat.

i prefer the L.A. style breakfest...****!

hottt!

ti wack off to barney. that big purple fuck just turns me on.

wel i ate at mcdonalds today isnt that the same thing as sucking a cock? a cock probably tastes better then the rat **** they serve there nowadays.

i was watching a show on the prehistoric era and africa was originally attached to the east coast of the US right up against new york city. i woder why we didnt get lions and elephants and all that ****?

Re: Nina Mercedes and Vanessa Blue.... since your asking, i wanna see you two doing me and as far as clothing.....fuck clothing!

ill say megan has a better body and maybe a better face. but i have to go with angelina for cocksucker ability (i can spot a good cocksuker from a mile off).

shyla styles......period!

fuck! if that isnt perfect its pretty damn close to being perfect!

both are smoking hott. but im gonna have to give it to nina becaause she posts here and has a cool personality and is so friendly.

damn how does she hold her **** in? she must **** her pants all the time. thats not a sexy picture isnt it.

i had a whopper last week and strangely it smelled like ****.

50 billion flys cant be wrong.

i liked him in **** bill. im a little confused about the details though. a rope around his neck and his dick? im trying to picture that. and i just cant.

i like the set but for some reason im just not digging the shoes. what do you guys think?

seriously, i got a blowjob last night from this chick andafter i came in her mouth she was like ''wow your cum tastes pretty good, it tastes kinda like...butterscotch''.im like ya right and she grabs my head and kisses me and it does taste sweet a bit like butterscotch. she asks me what have you...

tara lynn is too hot

i though she looked pretty fuckin hot.

of coarse nina!

i am currently working on a "ball dip". so far the results have been disasterous but im still experimenting.

i luv tera and shes so hot she can make anything look good. i just wish she would dump that fuckin evan so i could have a chance.

Re: New Bikini Pics (Chica's Place) is it me or is your body getting hotter? luv them curves baby.

Re: New Bikini Pics (Chica's Place) duh-duh- duh- daaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you guys know how i will vote SHYLA ALL THE WAY!!

man... i was weened a little fuckin pervert. my real parents musta ben porn stars.

my favorite pastimes when i was a *** was spanking the monkey to dirty books and accidentally bumping into ladies so that my face would hit there cunt, and they would be like oh you poor thing and i would have boner that could break fuckin diamonds.... man the good ole days.

i heard those little fuckers knew how to party.