Mr_Stiffy

I prefer natural and I prefer Tatt free but if a small tatt out of the way it can be sexy. I LOVE Jenni Lee's tatt because the only way to see it is when she is fully shaven and when she is fully shaven she shows off one of the most beautiful pussies EVER (I am also massively in love with her - she has a killer body and looks like so much fun to be around). I prefer natural but realistic size implants are OK. I think Dylan Ryder and Veronica Rayne look a million times hotter with implants than without. Tanya James had one of the most perfect pair of REAL breasts ever put on a woman - so sexy and appear to be soft to the touch and fit her body perfectly then she got bowling balls glued to her chest!

I met her in person soon after her layout hit stands. UNREAL BODY! As toned and fat free as it cums. Big fake rack - ugh - but great face and with short hair she looked so much sexier than long hair. I see pix of her now on Twitter and she is still a looker. She posed for PB in the last few years and looked great. ONLY bad thing - she has a MASSSSSSSSSSSIVE butterfly Tatt on her back.

Thanks for the rep hun.

I am grateful for Playmate Dalene Kurtis. Before her PMs HAD to have hair down there. I spoke to one who said she prefers being bare but PB made her grown hair down there (You have no idea how hard this made me when she said it to me a few feet away from her). Dalene was one of Hef's "girlfriends" so he let her pose fully bare and now most do it. BLESS THEM and Dalene. I know some people think bare pubes make a woman seem like she is 13 or so, but for me - it drives me insanely wild with lust because most are truly beautiful, taste better and rubbing up against a hairless pubic area is awesome (Sorry for TMI but I am also fully shaven down there and the direct skin-on-skin contact is a feeling I can't describe as far as how wonderful it feels)

Lol! Appreciated is an understatement like never before, the woman is unique, spectaculair, fabulous......worshipped is more like it

Thank you for the Brittney Skye rep!! :hatsoff: Although, I digress, she really wasn't underrated per say. I would consider her a "pioneer" in gonzo type porn. :bowdown:

thx 4 the Demi Moore rep :glugglug:

can't wait.

Why did she say that? So you could have done it longer? :o

Oh yeah I know Miss Angelika.

Awesome. Glad you enjoyed your time.

Her fault huh? Maybe you were such nice company for her. :lovecoupl

So you did more famous ladies?

600?! :eek:

Dayom you're really Charlie!

Wait, did you still have to pay for the full hour after you finished after 2 minutes?

Oh I see. Your actual name is Carlos Estevez.

So how much does it cost to bang an AVN Hall of Famer? And was it good?

Okay A) You don't need to defend yourself for banging a 42 year old, cause that's hooot.

And B) Ze wot?! Who was it?! And how did that happen?! :shock:

Thanks for Milana Fox rep! Russian girls are sooooo hot! :yesyes:

You're more the guy that bangs Stifler's mom.

You're not ze Stiffmeister?! :shy:

Thanks for the rep!

Stiffy?

Oh so you're a sexy Aryan yes?

Maybe I'll start calling you Micky from now on. Micky Blue Eyes.

What is your best feature?