lurkingdirk

Shit! I put up pics of me for no reason?? DANG!!

No it's TOTALLY funny, It just left me wondering, that's all! :1orglaugh

It should be on the right side right under my name, post count, etc... under Albums. There should be 2. The top is a b/w pic and the bottom has a pic of me in a fake shark cage

Hey! What can I say! You're pretty convincing! LOL :dunno: I'm straight too, I just thought I'd ask because your posts are all over the place, lol. Guess I wanted the "inside truth" lol! :1orglaugh Yeah 0%! :glugglug:

Oh and CAN you see my pictures on my profile page? I was reading a thread today and A-Ry said that you can't see people's portfolio's and someone else said you can if they're on your friend's list, so I was just curious.... :dunno:

Me too! Rollerblades are my favorite way to get around. Seriously I can skate ALL day... It takes me a long time to get winded (AND I smoke cigarettes! :dunno. When I lived in CA, I skateboarded a total of like 23 miles throughout the day without a problem! But then again, it WAS Venice beach, so I had plenty of distractions, lol.... :boobies::dunno:

Like you I have 0% body fat. Apparently that's unhealthy, though.... :dunno: You WOULD have a buzz if you told your liver to :thefinger !!

Sidebar-What is your sexual orientation? :dunno: I know you jest jester::yahoo a lot, but what is it really? :dunno:

Lol I wouldn't say IN SHAPE so much as 5'7-5'8 130# on a fat day, lol. Didn't you see my pics on my profile page? Realistically I'm just lazy, lol. I hate walking so much, I'll ride ANYthing with wheels... If it's got wheels, I can trick on it. Bikes, cars, dirtbikes, rollerblades, skateboards, etc... I've even got those shoes with wheels in them! I even know how to surk and snowboard, but snowboarding is what I'm best at.... Totally drunken rambling about random shit, I apologize... :bowdown::dunno:


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Punish that shit!!!!! :cussing::glugglug::beer:

Sidebar-Bike rides kick ass! I went on a biking trip one time with a bunch of bikers. It was a 97 mile bike ride through WI, and I did it on a little FREESTYLE bike with no water bottle, lol. Everybody thought I was an idiot until I was the only one doing cool little tricks in the rest area during breaks, lol. :dunno: The funny part was that I was in front the whole trip! :dunno::dunno:

Naturally!! How was your break?? Did you punish your liver??? (And before you say no.... You should have!!) :glugglug:

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I thought you were leaving! :dunno: You just didn't want to talk to your friend, B2J!! :crying::crying::crying::crying:

Pah! "Liver Break"... Lol! Have a good one, friend!

Of course! Drinking, dominating the music thread with L3ggy, you know! The usual... lol

:wave::wave2: Hello friend! :glugglug:

Facepalming Andro Ry's post. Classic. :1orglaugh

So I tried to befriend myself today :dunno::1orglaugh. It's pretty funny, FO let's you get like all the way to the last step before it says "You can't be friends with yourself." Lol and I was all excited to see my clone in my friends list... :crying:

:dunno: I don't know why I do these things, Dirk. I just. Don't. Know.:dunno:

http://www.literotica.com/stories/memberpage.php?uid=794149&page=submissions

lol...this is another LurkingDirk?...

I'm actually embarrassed for anyone who'd neg you over that post.
Just goes to prove how incredibly ignorant they are.
And thank you for the rep :hatsoff:

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My pleasure bro.:glugglug: