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    Vlad The Impaler
    Strange doesn't begin to cover it. If you ever feel the urge to know what it is go to thatsphucked.com. It's the sickest fuckin thing I've ever read in my life.
    PlasmaTwa2
    How come you had to tell Vlad how to do the youtube thing before me? It was my one chance to be useful around here.
    Vlad The Impaler
    Sweet. I'm surprised that option isn't already on here. That's simple enough though. I just gotta remember that / in the last part. Thanks Lurker.
    Vlad The Impaler
    I was thinking that's where it was but YouTube is kinda censored now that I think about it. He'll know where to go, he's probably already seen it.
    Vlad The Impaler
    What the hell is that "One Cup" thing? I've seen the videos, but they're only of people watching "the video". Or is that the gag? Or is it that other thing I'm thinking it might be?:pukey:
    Ace Bandage
    I'm a lightning rod for neg rep. I have 5 within the last three days. Awesome. It makes me awesomeness quotient go down though... :(
    Vlad The Impaler
    Not lookin for rep bro, you know that. Your the funniest most relaxed guy on the board and you bring out the comic in everyone. Your conversation with Blueballs here for example. I'm gonna go drink a bottle of mouthwash now to get that nasty puke taste out of my mouth. Cheers!:glugglug:
    B
    Puss, blood, cum, vomit ... in fact, any of my bodily excretions slowly dribbling down your face is fine with me :thumbsup:. It is of course quite the turn on but you wouldn't have brought it up if you didn't already know that you little minx.

    Yeah, must be these new anti-depressants, my balls are tingling.
    B
    My warts aren't going anywhere. Plus I find they give my penis far more character than any regular wartless human being and I thank that transgendered person who only charged me £20 - which is a pretty reasonable price for anal these days - for this wondrous gift.

    But hey, I'll call you next time they start to puss. You can bring the tissues.
    B
    Bitch told me she was dead! :mad:

    Ahh, who can blame her - you can only stand the constant suicide attempts and weeping while we're fucking for so long before before you crack and move in with a Canadian. It's happened before. She's better off.
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