Did you fall in? You fell in, didn't you? Yeeeeah, you fell in. It's ok...everybody forgets to put the toilet seat down every once in a while.
Well, hopefully you can pull yourself out someday and find your way back to FreeOnes.
PS - I fell in once and I felt like such a dick bag. Mostly because I'm a guy, but also because it hurt really bad and I made a lot of noise. That, and I got my ass all wet with toilet water, ICK.