We seem to be expending quite a bit of energy in posts on each other's profiles, which no one else will read. In light of this, I'll end hostilities now, and agree that the goats were forever changed by your penis.
Though it may be too much to say here, I'll tell you that I'm jealous of the goats.
The goats have been distant, lately. But I just love the level of self-import you show by assuming it has anything to do with you. They have all recently been to Disney Land. They miss it.
If you thought it was something more, you're either retarded (go fuck yourself), or delusional.
800lbs? No, no, no my dear. I prefer to keep you active and able to be independent. That way when you give me my holiday bonus pay I won't have to spend four hours turning you over to write in your checkbook.