Ace Boobtoucher

Thank you kind sir. :hatsoff:

Thank you right back!

thanks for Congrats rep:hatsoff:

Usa!!!!usa!!!!

Hey Johnny, luv the new avatar.
~Jordan~

Wow. Five thousand posts and Post of the Week winner in one day. In the immortal words of Kevin Spacey, "I rule.":nannerf1::nannerf2::nanner:

Thanx for the rep. my friend. its always appreciated. :thumbsup::hatsoff:

that hurt man, that hurt

Cheers! :glugglug:

smile you are welcome....kisses Stella

Indy: 38
N.O.: 17

Oh man, that's great.......post of the week material right there! Thanks for the heads up.

:hatsoff:

Just sharing the love, buddy

You suck.

I read you like snakes:

Thanks for the rep

Hi Johnny,

Thanks for stopping by! I vote for FreeOnes because love makes the world go round! And I hope you vote for me!

http://www.missfreeones.com/biography_Lisa_Ann.html

yeah i made the mistake of watching that with my brothers when i was like 6 years old. i was scared shitless.

Thank you sir! :hatsoff:

The Purina Diet



Yesterday I was buying 2 large bags of Purina dog chow at Walmart for my 2 dogs. I was about to check out when a women behind me asked if I had a dog. Idiot.

Since I'm pretty much an asshole, I told her no, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time. On the bright side I lost 50 pounds before I awakened in intensive care ward with tubes coming out of every hole in my body and IVs in both arms.

I told her to load her pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time she feels hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete. (I have to mention here that everyone in the line was enthralled with my story by now.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food had poisoned me. I told her no; I had stopped in the middle of the parking lot to lick my balls and a car hit me.
.....WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore.